Just a random thought I had while my wife was giving me the stink eye a moment ago...
Self-publishing a board game might be the closest experience a man could ever relate to that of a women's experience with pregnancy and childbirth.
What's your random thought?
"Wait, wait, did I read that right?"
"I did. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Woo, am I glad I wasn't drinking something when I read that?"
I think that covers my thoughts on what you said.