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The biggest lie on Boardgamegeek - OR - My resolution

I'm going to lie now, yes, LIE. I'm going to tell an outright lie and I am going to believe it when I say it, but it will still be a lie. It might not be a lie today, might not be a lie tomorrow, or next week, but one day, down the line it will become a lie. You understand that I am going to try to keep this from becoming a lie for as long as possible, but here it comes. The biggest lie on boardgamegeek. I am going to stop buying games and instead play those games I already own. See, not a lie now, but someday i expect it to turn into a big lie.
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This week I've played a couple of bad games, but still I've had fun.

Does that mean that the amount of fun isn't linked to how good a game is?

This week was the week me and my wife went to the south of France for a few days, or more correctly, we played Carcassonne. I had played that game oncce before and it gave me a definite meeh feeling. Nothing particular about the game made me want to play it again that time.

My wife played Carcassonne for the first time and we had a close game that I won with a single point. Woohoo! That would be my last win in that game. The second game we played was better and we included the river. We are not sure who won this one, because we didn't remember how many rounds around the scoreboard we had done. But it was fun to play it, and we quickly played it aggresively and tried to block each other. My wife said "This is probably the closest to a wargame you will ever get me to play." A fine comment. Later that night my wife, yes, my wife asked to play Carcassonne again. Sure, and she went on to crush me with a huge win.

The game was definitely better as a cut throat game than the nice way I played it years ago.

The next day we played another game of Carcassonne and again, my wife won, although by a closer margin this time. Fun times, and it works as a 2-player game. My wife said she found it better than Ticket to Ride as a 2-player game.

And then coming home from work the next day, I found a package on the kitchen table, and it turned out to be for me from my wife.

I opened it to find the best expansion ever, and I mean ever, released in the history of boardgaming.

We figured this needed more than two players so I called a friend.
We played a standard game with the river first and then we added the catapult. And what fun times we had ahead of us. Most of them related to the badness of the expansion, and not so many related to the game. Mostly badness.

We started playing and when the first Fair tile came up, we were ready for the fun that lay ahead. We started with the shoot and catch option, but those that launched up were caught and those that didn't gave the reciever points, so 5 points for each and that one wasen't chosen more.

We then tried knocking of Meeples, but the catapult wasen't good enough to hit anything, or was that us? Anyway, we didn't try that more.

And the closest to the last tile played option was tried once. I launched my counter backwards, my wife hit an empty glas. (Yes, I allow drinks on the table.)

But most fun would be had my the Abduction option.
Abduction????

Abduction, my game doesn't have an Abduction option.


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Clearly this counter can have nothing to do with Abduction? My rules have a Seduction option, but no Abduction option. What are you talking about?

Well, all very valid questions, but let's say it like this. In Norway, we do a special kind of Seduction called Abduction.

That is at least how the Norwegian rules are translated, and we had tons of fun with this option after we figured this out.

We had lots of fun trying to Abduct the other meeples in a sexy kinda seductive way, but mostly it was just a hilarious translation mistake.

Our one big city that had a missing CCCC tile in the middle changed hands a number of times due to Abduction, and in the end we had 1 meeple each in that city and scored 32 points. Had this large city not been there I don't think the catapult would have had much impact on the game. But it made the game last longer, but that isn't really a positive thing.

So to sumarize the best expansion ever released in the history of boardgaming let's say this.

Cons.
Crappy construction.
Didn't add anything significant to the gameplay.
Badly translated rules.

Pros

It's fun to fling things up in the air with only a smidgen of percieved control.
It's fun to Abduct meeples.
Eeh, I guess that's it for pros.

Not something we will bring out for 2-player games, but can be fun once in a while. But thefun won't be gameplay related, but shouting "CATAPULT!" when you draw a Fair tile is fun.

Later in the week I played more bad games.

Flinke Flitzer
This is not a good game. There is no thinking involved what so ever. You roll a die and do what it tells you. You can't make a strategy, you can't plan ahead, you have no control over your position or over how many cars you get in your carpark, but I had fun playing it, because I played it together with my lovely daughter.

We played it twice, won once each, and then she tired of the game and found a Dominoes and we played that once. Then the 5-year old mind took over and the Domino pieces became a 2 bed house. The Domino box bacame a swimmingpool, meeples started living in the house and they even got a diving board with the Catapult.



The Kindness of geeks.

1. My wife can hardly be called a geek. I think she would protest it openly, but nevertheless, she bought me a game. Thank you.

2. When Days of Wonder confirmed that Memoir '44: The Invasion of Crete would only be available as a download for us Europeans, I said thank you for making it available for us too on the forum over there. Shortly after a kind geek send me a message saying one printed booklet would find it's to my mailbox if I provided a working address. It arrived this week and I can only say thak you very much.

So thanks to these two kind people, this is the new stuff that arrived this week, and that without me having to turn my resolution into a lie.



And another kind act came in the form of comment that was posted on my previous
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In fact, I think I have the complete set with die-cut counters.


So thanks to David I am going to get a complete set of the Bulgethemed postcard games from ATO Magazine.
Thank you very much. Campaign game coming up.

I think that was my week.
Still not a lie, bad games can be fun to play and people are kind to me.
Hopefully next week will be as good as that.
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Nah.... would sooner dig the garden than play a bad game... who said Settlers of Catan.... oh... it was me !

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Very nice review, fun to read this.
Carcassonne is one of the most played and enjoyed games at our home.
We mostly play it with two, and when so, we beat each other up, severely.
Always trying to block each other, sneak into eachother city and so on. hence my Life-motto "all is fair in love, war and Carcassonne"

In my game experience, I get more and more convinced that it is not the game that is the most important, but the (type of) players you play with. If you want to play Carcassonne in an agrissive way, and the others don't, than it will be a bad game(experience). Of course there is always thing with themes and mechanics you may like or not. But in the end, all that matters is how you play together.
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Stig Morten wrote:
Well, all very valid questions, but let's say it like this. In Norway, we do a special kind of Seduction called Abduction.

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Nice review, me and my wife enjoy Carcassonne a lot, one of the first games I ever played actually. Took it with us to the south of France when we where staying in Carcassonne as well. Did not yet try the catapult, want to try it, but not really anticipating it. I don't think it really is my thing.
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Very Nice.

Kathy & I occasionally open a bottle of wine and play a game of Mega-Carcassonne, (Carcassonne with many expansions). We do not own the Catapult, but have most of the other releases. She beats me soundly, and mercilessly.
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Carc is very good if you play mean. And we have 3 tiles in the hand.

Forget the catapult... gulp
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You aren't a real gamer until you start playing bad games. devil

Thanks for the heads up on the distribution of the Crete expansion for M44.

I'll pop over to DoW now and order one.
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rober wrote:
Very nice review, fun to read this.
Carcassonne is one of the most played and enjoyed games at our home.
We mostly play it with two, and when so, we beat each other up, severely.
Always trying to block each other, sneak into eachother city and so on. hence my Life-motto "all is fair in love, war and Carcassonne"


Yes, I think Carc as a 2-player game will become fairly aggressive in our house too.

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In my game experience, I get more and more convinced that it is not the game that is the most important, but the (type of) players you play with. If you want to play Carcassonne in an agrissive way, and the others don't, than it will be a bad game(experience). Of course there is always thing with themes and mechanics you may like or not. But in the end, all that matters is how you play together.


This is true for me too. Hanging out with nice and fun people can make any game fun to play. But everyone can't like the same games.

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Barad_the_dwarf wrote:
Nice review, me and my wife enjoy Carcassonne a lot, one of the first games I ever played actually. Took it with us to the south of France when we where staying in Carcassonne as well. Did not yet try the catapult, want to try it, but not really anticipating it. I don't think it really is my thing.


I don't think the Catapult will come out when me and the wife plays this against each other. It will come out when we need some silly fun in multiplayer games.
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Very Nice.

Kathy & I occasionally open a bottle of wine and play a game of Mega-Carcassonne, (Carcassonne with many expansions). We do not own the Catapult, but have most of the other releases. She beats me soundly, and mercilessly.


As mentioned, I don't think the Catapult is good with only two players.

And I don't think I will get many expansion beyond Inns & Cathedrals and River II, but those will have to wait for my resolution to be finished.
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You aren't a real gamer until you start playing bad games. devil

Thanks for the heads up on the distribution of the Crete expansion for M44.

I'll pop over to DoW now and order one.


Only happy to help. THe scenarios has some very cool objectives and different ways to gain them. Turn start objectives, majorities, temporary and permanent medals.

Looks very good.
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At last I found another fan of the Catapult. Easily the most underrated expansion ever. Great You had fun with it and hopefully over time You learn the subtle tactics and long term strategy too when playing with Catapult. I only recommend to use it with every game, though it shines with more players (4-6 maybe).
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At last I found another fan of the Catapult. Easily the most underrated expansion ever. Great You had fun with it and hopefully over time You learn the subtle tactics and long term strategy too when playing with Catapult. I only recommend to use it with every game, though it shines with more players (4-6 maybe).


While I found it fun to play, mainly because of the battle for control over the big city, I really don't know if it will hit the table, or if Carcassonne itself will hit the table enough for me to find the subtle tactics involved in playing the Catapult. Time will tell.
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