Lowell Kempf(Gnomekin)United States
I am a recovering Tanga addict. While I have gotten better about automatically ordering everything that looks interesting from them, I still check the site every single day. When the rollover was the evenings, my fiancée could practically set her clock by me checking Tanga.
The other day, I saw the word sliders as part of the deal. Immediately, my brain thought “Ah, Sorry Sliders! What a great game! I already own it and so worth owning!”
Then I saw that it wasn’t Sorry Sliders or a game at all but Sliders Furniture Mover Assistants. You know, essentially coasters that are slippery that you put under heavy stuff so that you can push it around like it was a patty of butter on a hot skillet. Only without the, you know, burning the whole house down part.
But my brain was stuck on Sorry Sliders since it is hardwired to see games everywhere. (I blame Go. Play it every day for a week and everything starts to look like a life and death problem) The furniture sliders might not be a game by design but you could turn them into a game anyway. You could have life-sized Sorry Sliders with them!
Oh, wait. Life-size Sorry Sliders already exists. It’s called shuffle board
We could have GIANT-sized Sorry Sliders then! We could shove furniture around the house, have it slam into the walls and careen off of other furniture!
And wreck the place and leave big holes in the walls and possibly put the cats into the hospital and ourselves into the hospital and my wife-to-be would probably kill me and yeah this doesn’t sound like such a good idea after all.
Okay, Lowell. See that happy red X that’s closes the window on the computer? Time to click on it.