Intelligence Report on Subject #M33P135: The Meeples.
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It has been requested that the subjects of this report, Meeples (homo woodmanus) be investigated as part of a dual-purpose mission:
1) Gather as much intelligence about this little-known species as possible
2) Determine if the species represents a clear and present threat to our safety and stability

Agents have been sent into the field to investigate the subjects. This list represents a summary of their findings.
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51. Board Game: Snail's Pace Race [Average Rating:5.31 Overall Rank:10616]
Scott A. Reed
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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It seems that each of the races have similar problems with hunchbackedness.
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52. Board Game: Genoa [Average Rating:7.21 Overall Rank:294]
Shingo Ishikawa
Australia
Isaacs
ACT
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And don't forget about this evidence of Meeples trying to build some form of Tower. What is this tower for and how do they stack up those large disks? Also visible in the background are multicoloured bricks, no doubt to decorate the tower around it!!
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53. Board Game: Trans Europa [Average Rating:6.67 Overall Rank:876]
Andy Daglish
United Kingdom
Cheadle
Cheshire
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Some move so fast they just leave these dark streaks behind Them...is this evidence of alien technology?
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54. Board Game: Europa 1945-2030 [Average Rating:5.94 Overall Rank:4500]
Andy Daglish
United Kingdom
Cheadle
Cheshire
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...MI6 susepcts low-level infiltration of several European countries
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55. Board Game: Nyet! [Average Rating:6.81 Overall Rank:1665]
Andy Daglish
United Kingdom
Cheadle
Cheshire
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...the Russians deny everything...
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56. Board Game: Buffalo [Average Rating:5.99 Overall Rank:5706]
Colin
United States
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Apparently, the indiginous meeples also use their meeple pets to hunt meepalo(?) for food, shelter, and sport. But since they're all made of wood, wouldn't it be easier, and safer, to just eat the pets?
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57. Board Game: Carcassonne [Average Rating:7.44 Overall Rank:108] [Average Rating:7.44 Unranked]
Anttoni Huhtala
Finland
Espoo
Uusimaa
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Here is more evidence of humans using meeples as food.
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58. Board Game: Entdecker [Average Rating:6.49 Overall Rank:1475]
Tom Fisher
United States
Lakeville
Minnesota
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Adventerous: Meeples are known to crave discovery and adventure. Here we see a vessel crafted to help carry meeples to new islands.
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59. Board Game: Entdecker [Average Rating:6.49 Overall Rank:1475]
Tom Fisher
United States
Lakeville
Minnesota
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Worker like behaviour: Here we see meeples lining up like drones to carry rare fruits from trading huts to ships. They are very competitive however, as the spoils only go the majority. No sharing here.
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60. Board Game: Carcassonne [Average Rating:7.44 Overall Rank:108] [Average Rating:7.44 Unranked]
United States
Naperville
Illinois
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It seems that meeple's intelligence is to be doubted. The roads that they tend to build seem to go on in circles, never to end...
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61. Board Game: Cup Skipper [Average Rating:5.75 Unranked]
William Baldwin
United Kingdom
Chester
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Meeple hobbies: There is limited evidence that they may build small boats and the presence of the buoy indicates that they might be racing. The thought that if meeples race they might also game is a disturbing one.
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62. Board Game: Im Reich der Jadegöttin [Average Rating:6.35 Overall Rank:4219]
Adam Knight
New Zealand
Titirangi
Auckland
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Can I be the first to coin the term "Jeeple"?
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63. Board Game: Poker [Average Rating:6.71 Overall Rank:678]
Luis
Spain
Madrid
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His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.
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LUCK: They are extremely lucky so, no matter what you do, NEVER bet against them.
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64. Board Game: Cooperation [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Luis
Spain
Madrid
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COOPERATION: Nothing stops when pursuing an objective. If one can't do it on it's own, they will team up, with surprisingly good results.
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65. Board Game: Dexterity [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Luis
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Madrid
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Another example of meeples cooperating.
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66. Board Game: Imperial [Average Rating:7.66 Overall Rank:80]
Dean Thomas
Australia
Bannockburn
Queensland
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WARFARE: As has been noted previously the Meeple race is industrious. This agents photograph clearly shows a number compelling reasons that the Meeples should be regarded as a threat to national security.

1) There are clearly multiple manufacturing facilities in close proximity. The production capacity seems to be limited, but their density is not to be discounted.

2) There are obviously numerous weapons of war that the Meeples can produce; ships and cannons are both in evidence in this recon photo. Whether these weapons are the limit of Meeple technical knowhow is unknown but considered unlikely.

DANGER: TREAT WITH EXTREME CAUTION!!!!!
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67. Board Game: Meepile [Average Rating:6.33 Overall Rank:6083]
Miika K.
Finland
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I guess his name is Gulliver...

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68. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.12 Overall Rank:6]
Fredrik Blom
Sweden
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Reports say that the meeples have taken up farming, and domesticating animeeples. Although no meeples are shown in the photo, their industrious nature shows through. Notice how they have cleanly separated the different animeeple races into different fields, possible to hinder them from eating each other up?

Notice the long blue "fences". It is quite unclear whether this is a specialized meeple race or just something that the farmeeples have produced to keep the animeeples boxed in. These "fences" have been spotted in several other pictures as well. Further investigation will need to be conducted to determine their nature.
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69. Board Game: Catan [Average Rating:7.35 Overall Rank:164]
Fredrik Blom
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Here the long narrow meeples once again show up, and once again in some sort of boxing-in action, but this time to box in the mysterious monolith that has been seen before.

Also of note is the grafitti that has been applied to the monolith. Could this be a sign of rebellious young adult meeples or a work of art?
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70. Board Game: Alexander the Great [Average Rating:6.16 Overall Rank:3007]
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It seems the stronger ruling meeple class, colloquially referred to as boss-meeples, earmark their eggs to separate them from the worker meeple offspring.
While the boss-meeples lay bigger eggs which result in more resilient young boss-meeples, their egg clutch is considerably smaller. Thus follows the need for better protection of the unhatched meeple.

This image clearly shows a giant meeple egg of the blue meeple race with an identification mark on it.
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71. Board Game: Mutant Meeples [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:1750]
Robert S
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Baldham
Bayern
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Several years ago, the rumors about mutant meeples spread, but today we have scientific evidence:
MUTANT MEEPLES DO EXIST
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