There Was An Old Gamer Who Swallowed A Meeple . . .
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In an effort to raise my daughters into gamers, I've started telling them Gamer nursery rhymes.

They're a little old for it, and they say I embarrass them, but I think they really enjoy it.

After all, wouldn't every 5th grader want their dad telling them nursery rhymes around their friends?

Here's one of my favorites.




If you want to add to the list (and I'm not saying that you should) then remember this one rule:

This Rule is quoted for emphasis wrote:
Each new game should contain the previous item and a new item that interacts with it in a new and exciting way.


Failure to comply with this rule will result in a smaller tip.
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26. Board Game: The Manhattan Project [Average Rating:7.56 Overall Rank:146]
Genesyx
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

A TEAM OF NUCLEAR SCIENTIST

He swallowed the team of nuclear scientist to make a bomb to end the Korean War.

He swallowed the Korean War to give the Medic something to do after they finished treating the cubes.

He swallowed the Medic to treat the handful of black cubes.

He swallowed the black cubes to represent a bunch of Merchants and various unsavory types.

He swallowed the Merchants and various unsavory types to trade/party with the Beer Merchant.

He swallowed the Beer Merchant to charge for the Beer.

He swallowed a Half Full Glass of Beer to quench the Pessimist.

He swallowed the pessimist to get rid of everything nice.

He swallowed everything nice to go with the spice.

He swallowed the Spice to clog up the Shaker.

He swallowed the Shaker 'cause Movers need Shakers.

He swallowed the Mover to relocate the Toaster (a.k.a., Cylon),

He swallowed the Cylon so he could get Executive Ordered and secretly wreak havoc on the mission,

He swallowed the Executive to rip off the Musician,

He swallowed the Musician to find some kinda way out of here for the Joker and the thief,

He swallowed the Joker to poke fun at the Poker,

He swallowed the Poker to poke the Bridge,

He swallowed the Bridge to provide a loving and safe environment for the Troll to grow up in,

He swallowed the Troll to hurl online insults at the Orc,

He swallowed the Orc to destroy the Chapel (and take 2 cubes),

He swallowed the Chapel to discard the Thief,

He swallowed the Thief to steal from the Bishop,

He swallowed the Bishop to capture the Knight,

He swallowed the Knight to defeat the Catapult,

He swallowed the Catapult to fling the Meeple,

I don't know why he swallowed a Meeple, but I have neither the inclination nor time to bother to finish this silly old rhyme.

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27. Board Game: Godzilla Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Kyle W.
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Up Nort' Der
Wisconsin
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

GODZILLA!

He swallowed Godzilla to chase the nuclear scientists who woke him up from a nap with their bomb.

He swallowed the team of nuclear scientist to make a bomb to end the Korean War.

He swallowed the Korean War to give the Medic something to do after they finished treating the cubes.

He swallowed the Medic to treat the handful of black cubes.

He swallowed the black cubes to represent a bunch of Merchants and various unsavory types.

He swallowed the Merchants and various unsavory types to trade/party with the Beer Merchant.

He swallowed the Beer Merchant to charge for the Beer.

He swallowed a Half Full Glass of Beer to quench the Pessimist.

He swallowed the pessimist to get rid of everything nice.

He swallowed everything nice to go with the spice.

He swallowed the Spice to clog up the Shaker.

He swallowed the Shaker 'cause Movers need Shakers.

He swallowed the Mover to relocate the Toaster (a.k.a., Cylon),

He swallowed the Cylon so he could get Executive Ordered and secretly wreak havoc on the mission,

He swallowed the Executive to rip off the Musician,

He swallowed the Musician to find some kinda way out of here for the Joker and the thief,

He swallowed the Joker to poke fun at the Poker,

He swallowed the Poker to poke the Bridge,

He swallowed the Bridge to provide a loving and safe environment for the Troll to grow up in,

He swallowed the Troll to hurl online insults at the Orc,

He swallowed the Orc to destroy the Chapel (and take 2 cubes),

He swallowed the Chapel to discard the Thief,

He swallowed the Thief to steal from the Bishop,

He swallowed the Bishop to capture the Knight,

He swallowed the Knight to defeat the Catapult,

He swallowed the Catapult to fling the Meeple,

I don't know why he swallowed a Meeple, but I have neither the inclination nor time to bother to finish this silly old rhyme.


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28. Board Game: Scrabble [Average Rating:6.37 Overall Rank:1083]
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

THE LETTER 'I'

Do you want to know why he swallowed an I?

He swallowed the 'I' because there is no 'I' in "Team".

He swallowed the team of nuclear scientist nuclear to make a bomb to end the Korean War.

He swallowed the Korean War to give the Medic something to do after they finished treating the cubes.

He swallowed the Medic to treat the handful of black cubes.

He swallowed the black cubes 1 to represent a bunch of Merchants and various unsavory types.

He swallowed the Merchants arrrh and various unsavory types to trade/party with the Beer Merchant.

He swallowed the Beer Merchant to charge for the Beer.

He swallowed a Half Full Glass of Beer to quench the Pessimist.

He swallowed the pessimist to get rid of everything nice.

He swallowed everything nice to go with the spice.

He swallowed the Spice cinnamon to clog up the Shaker.

He swallowed the Shaker 'cause Movers need Shakers.

He swallowed the Mover to relocate the Toaster (a.k.a., Cylon),

He swallowed the Cylon so he could get Executive Ordered and secretly wreak havoc on the mission,

He swallowed the Executive to rip off the Musician,

He swallowed the Musician to find some kinda way out of here for the Joker and the thief,

He swallowed the Joker to poke fun at the Poker,

He swallowed the Poker to poke the Bridge,

He swallowed the Bridge to provide a loving and safe environment for the Troll to grow up in,

He swallowed the Troll to hurl online insults at the Orc,

He swallowed the Orc to destroy the Chapel (and take 2 cubes),

He swallowed the Chapel whitetaj: to discard the Thief,

He swallowed the Thief to steal from the Bishop,

He swallowed the Bishop to capture the Knight,

He swallowed the Knight to defeat the Catapult,

He swallowed the Catapult to fling the Meeple,

I don't know why he swallowed a Meeple meeple, but I have neither the inclination nor time to bother to finish this silly old rhyme.

(Each new verse is supposed to have its on rhyme when it's introduced.)
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29. Board Game: Here I Stand [Average Rating:7.98 Overall Rank:74]
Chris Dugas
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There was an old gamer who swallowed

Martin Luther

I don't know why he swallowed Martin Luther.


He swallowed Martin Luther to retrieve the "I"
Or else the Reformation would die...
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30. Board Game: Sidibaba [Average Rating:6.02 Overall Rank:3803]
Edwin Nealley
United States
Ardmore
Pennsylvania
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

Theseus

He swallowed Theseus to argue with Luther,
To pluralize the I,
To escape from Godzilla,
And to amaze the Cretans (though Aegeus would die).
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31. Board Game: Fleet [Average Rating:7.11 Overall Rank:454]
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There was an Old Gamer who swallowed some fish,

He hadn't heard of Lycomedes, but still was his wish
to settle down Theseus with all of his power,
mishearing he ate to make one big MINNOW TOWER

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32. Board Game: Doctor, Doctor! [Average Rating:4.43 Unranked]
Ronnie
United States
Carrollton
Texas
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

DR. SEUSS

He swallowed The Doctor so that with the fish he could rhyme. He cannot say why it seemed wise at the time.
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33. Board Game: Where the Wild Things Are Game [Average Rating:4.46 Unranked]
Chris Dugas
Canada
Toronto
Ontario
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There was an old gamer who swallowed

Maurice Sendak

I don't know why he swallowed Maurice Sendak.


He swallowed the Sendak to hang out with the Seuss,
Fellow children's book author so they could fill zany zoos...
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34. Board Game: Don't Say It [Average Rating:5.50 Unranked]
Chris Fee
United States
Corning
New York
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No fair! They're using brains against us! We removed our brains to make room for guns and explosives!
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a...

Censor

He swallowed a censor to ban the books,
written by Seuss and Sendak those kooks
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35. Board Game: En Garde [Average Rating:6.51 Overall Rank:1339]
Jim Wilde
Canada
Edmonton
Alberta
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a

Fencer.

He swallowed the Fencer to dispense with the Censor...
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36. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.13 Overall Rank:6]
David J. Mortimer
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Melksham
Wiltshire
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a .....FARMER.

He swallowed the farmer to finish the fences
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37. Board Game: Caylus [Average Rating:7.91 Overall Rank:19]
David J. Mortimer
United Kingdom
Melksham
Wiltshire
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a.....BAILIFF.

He swallowed the bailiff to shut down the farmer.
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38. Board Game: Aladdin's Dragons [Average Rating:6.95 Overall Rank:548]
Chris Dugas
Canada
Toronto
Ontario
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a

Genie

I don't know why he swallowed a genie.


He swallowed the genie to trick the bailiff
And thereby fulfill the third wish of the caliph...
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39. Board Game: James Bond Secret Agent 007 Game [Average Rating:5.03 Unranked]
Chris Dugas
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Toronto
Ontario
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There was an old gamer who swallowed

James Bond

I don't know why he swallowed James Bond.


He swallowed James Bond to trap the genie
With a gadget from Q and then have a martini...
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40. Board Game: World's Greatest Villain [Average Rating:7.67 Unranked]
Chris Fee
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Corning
New York
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I know an old gamer who swallowed a

villain

I don't know why he swallowed a villain.


He swallowed a villain to say to that spy,
"I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die."
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41. Board Game: Marvel Heroes [Average Rating:6.43 Overall Rank:1280]
David J. Mortimer
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Melksham
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a .....SUPER HERO.

He swallowed the super hero to defeat the Villain.
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42. Board Game: Ghost Stories: Chuck No-Rice [Average Rating:7.08 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.08 Unranked]
Italy
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Who could possibly thwart such a league
without pain or distress or fatigue?
The old gamer was stumped but was quick to realize
only one could dislodge those buffoons in disguise
so he swallowed Chuck Norrice in stride!
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43. Board Game: Pretty Pretty Princess [Average Rating:4.36 Overall Rank:10659]
Ronnie
United States
Carrollton
Texas
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There was an old gamer who swallowed some Pretty Pretty Princesses.

He swallowed some Pretty Pretty Princesses to distract Chuck Norris for a while.
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44. Board Game: The Princess and the Pea [Average Rating:5.32 Overall Rank:9389]
David J. Mortimer
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There was an old gamer who swallowed a ..... PEA.

He swallowed the pea to discomfort the princess.

Figured I would get this one in before the "nursery rhyme" was de-railed.....
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45. Board Game: Star Trek Deck Building Game: Human Q Promo [Average Rating:7.47 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.47 Unranked]
Chris Dugas
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Ontario
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There was an old gamer who swallowed

Q

I don't know why he swallowed Q.


He swallowed Q to mind with his P's,
(And wondered when his case of rhyming pica would cease!)
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46. Board Game: Quiddler [Average Rating:6.02 Overall Rank:2342]
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

THE LETTER 'U'

I swear that it's true, he swallowed a 'U'!

He swallowed the U to follow the 'Q'.

He swallowed the Q to mind with the 'P'.

He swallowed the pea P to discomfort the princess.

He swallowed the pretty pretty princesses aristocrat to distract Chuck Norris.

He swallowed Chuck Norris to thwart the superhero.

He swallowed the superhero to defeat the villain.

He swallowed the villain devil to put James Bond in an inescapable death trap.

He swallowed James Bond to trap the genie.

He swallowed the genie to trick the bailiff.

He swallowed the bailiff to shut down the farmer.

He swallowed the farmer wheat to finish the fences (built by the fencer).

He swallowed the fencer to dispense with the censor.

He swallowed the censor thumbsdown to ban Maurice Sendak.

He swallowed Maurice Sendak to hang out with Dr. Seuss.

He swallowed Dr. Seuss to make rhymes for fish.

He swallowed the fish to make a minnow tower, which sounds like "Minotaur" which in turn has to do with Theseus.

He swallowed Theseus to argue with Martin Luther.

He swallowed Martin Luther to retrieve the "I".

He swallowed the I because there is no 'I' in "Team".

He also swallowed Godzilla to chase the nuclear scientists.

He swallowed the team of nuclear scientist nuclear to make a bomb to end the Korean War.

He swallowed the Korean War to give the Medic something to do after they finished treating the cubes.

He swallowed the Medic to treat the handful of black cubes.

He swallowed the black cubes 1 to represent a bunch of Merchants and various unsavory types.

He swallowed the Merchants and various unsavory types arrrh to trade/party with the Beer Merchant.

He swallowed the Beer Merchant to charge for the Beer.

He swallowed a Half Full Glass of Beer to quench the Pessimist.

He swallowed the pessimist to get rid of everything nice.

He swallowed everything nice to go with the spice.

He swallowed the Spice cinnamon to clog up the Shaker.

He swallowed the Shaker 'cause Movers need Shakers.

He swallowed the Mover to relocate the Toaster (a.k.a., Cylon),

He swallowed the Cylon so he could get Executive Ordered and secretly wreak havoc on the mission,

He swallowed the Executive to rip off the Musician,

He swallowed the Musician to find some kinda way out of here for the Joker and the thief,

He swallowed the Joker to poke fun at the Poker,

He swallowed the Poker to poke the Bridge,

He swallowed the Bridge to provide a loving and safe environment for the Troll to grow up in,

He swallowed the Troll to hurl online insults at the Orc,

He swallowed the Orc to destroy the Chapel (and take 2 cubes),

He swallowed the Chapel whitetaj: to discard the Thief,

He swallowed the Thief to steal from the Bishop,

He swallowed the Bishop to capture the Knight,

He swallowed the Knight to defeat the Catapult,

He swallowed the Catapult to fling the Meeple,

I don't know why he swallowed a Meeple meeple, but I have neither the inclination nor time to bother to finish this silly old rhyme.

(For more on letters, click here.)
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47. Board Game: The Legend of Robin Hood [Average Rating:6.16 Overall Rank:3174]
Edwin Nealley
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There was an old gamer who swallowed...

A BOWYER

He lost all composure, and swallowed a Bowyer!

He swallowed the Bowyer to bow the Yew.

He swallowed the 'U' to follow the 'Q'.

He swallowed the 'Q' to mind with the 'P'.

He swallowed the pea to discomfort the princess.

He swallowed the pretty pretty princesses to distract Chuck Norris.

He swallowed Chuck Norris to thwart the superhero.

He swallowed the superhero to defeat the villain.

He swallowed the villain to put James Bond in an inescapable death trap.

He swallowed James Bond to trap the genie.

He swallowed the genie to trick the bailiff.

He swallowed the bailiff to shut down the farmer.

He swallowed the farmer to finish the fences (built by the fencer).

He swallowed the fencer to dispense with the censor.

He swallowed the censor to ban Maurice Sendak.

He swallowed Maurice Sendak to hang out with Dr. Seuss.

He swallowed Dr. Seuss to make rhymes for fish.

He swallowed the fish to make a minnow tower, which sounds like "Minotaur" which in turn has to do with Theseus.

He swallowed Theseus to argue with Martin Luther.

He swallowed Martin Luther to retrieve the "I".

He swallowed the because there is no 'I' in "Team".

He also swallowed Godzilla to chase the nuclear scientists.

He swallowed the team of nuclear scientist to make a bomb to end the Korean War.

He swallowed the Korean War to give the Medic something to do after they finished treating the cubes.

He swallowed the Medic to treat the handful of black cubes.

He swallowed the black cubes to represent a bunch of Merchants and various unsavory types.

He swallowed the Merchants and various unsavory types to trade/party with the Beer Merchant.

He swallowed the Beer Merchant to charge for the Beer.

He swallowed a Half Full Glass of Beer to quench the Pessimist.

He swallowed the pessimist to get rid of everything nice.

He swallowed everything nice to go with the spice.

He swallowed the Spice to clog up the Shaker.

He swallowed the Shaker 'cause Movers need Shakers.

He swallowed the Mover to relocate the Toaster (a.k.a., Cylon),

He swallowed the Cylon so he could get Executive Ordered and secretly wreak havoc on the mission,

He swallowed the Executive to rip off the Musician,

He swallowed the Musician to find some kinda way out of here for the Joker and the thief,

He swallowed the Joker to poke fun at the Poker,

He swallowed the Poker to poke the Bridge,

He swallowed the Bridge to provide a loving and safe environment for the Troll to grow up in,

He swallowed the Troll to hurl online insults at the Orc,

He swallowed the Orc to destroy the Chapel (and take 2 cubes),

He swallowed the Chapel to discard the Thief,

He swallowed the Thief to steal from the Bishop,

He swallowed the Bishop to capture the Knight,

He swallowed the Knight to defeat the Catapult,

He swallowed the Catapult to fling the Meeple,

I don't know why he swallowed a Meeple , but I have neither the inclination nor time to bother to finish this silly old rhyme.
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