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A Simpsons Quote for Every Game
Michelle Zentis
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It is my firm belief that there is a Simpsons quote applicable to any situation...and therefore any game. I have tested this theory on my top 10 games with varying degrees of success.
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151. Board Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill [Average Rating:7.09 Overall Rank:333]
Marc Petrequin
United States
North Carolina
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Homer: "No TV or beer make Homer something something. No TV or beer make Homer..."

Marge: "...go crazy?"

Homer: "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
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152. Board Game: Axis & Allies: D-Day [Average Rating:6.41 Overall Rank:1606]
Marc Petrequin
United States
North Carolina
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Announcer (on the D-Day themed advertisement): "Buzz Cola! The taste you'll kill for!"

Stabbed German soldier: "Available at ze lobby!"
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153. Board Game: Zombies!!! [Average Rating:6.00 Overall Rank:2615] [Average Rating:6.00 Unranked]
Marc Petrequin
United States
North Carolina
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Mutant Lenny: "Relax, we just wanna eat your skin."
 
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154. Board Game: Assassin [Average Rating:3.42 Overall Rank:10940]
Ian Nelson
United States
chattanooga
Tennessee
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"Ah, Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, for they will be your last."
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155. Board Game: Citadels [Average Rating:7.19 Overall Rank:211]
Chuck Carroll
United States
Fishers
Indiana
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"Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line."

[Bart punches numbers randomly in frustration.]

"You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one."
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156. Board Game: Meltdown: The Nuclear Energy Conflict Game [Average Rating:3.80 Unranked]
Toby Rothwell
United Kingdom
Manchester
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Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
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157. Board Game: Polarity [Average Rating:6.46 Overall Rank:1405]
Michel Boucher
Canada
Ottawa
Ontario
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Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.

Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.

Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

[Looks out window]

Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.

Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.

Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa. Get in here.

[Lisa walks in]

Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.
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158. Board Game: Operation Cannibal [Average Rating:4.82 Overall Rank:10184]
Michel Boucher
Canada
Ottawa
Ontario
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Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
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159. Board Game: Discovering Ireland [Average Rating:5.21 Unranked]
Michel Boucher
Canada
Ottawa
Ontario
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[Homer wearing a beer keg on his head]

Homer: Look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland.
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160. Board Game: Scene It? Music [Average Rating:5.80 Overall Rank:8160]
Erik Mejer Hansen
Denmark
Horsens
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[Homer is driving and crashes into a statue of a deer]

Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: A deer!

Marge: A female deer.
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161. Board Game: Cars & Ships [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Dave
United States
Salt Lake City
Utah
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"Look in the tunk." He must mean trunk.
 
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162. Board Game: Nuclear War [Average Rating:6.21 Overall Rank:1760]
Greg Frank
United States
Walnut Creek
California
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"My eyes...the goggles do nothing!"
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163. Board Game: Shadowfist [Average Rating:7.10 Overall Rank:1704]
Brian Bankler
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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"Ma! They done killed Rando!"
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"Bart, don't use the touch of death on your sister!"
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164. Board Game: Can't Stop [Average Rating:6.85 Overall Rank:477]
Brian Bankler
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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"Ma! They done killed Rando!"
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"Can't ... Stop ... Doing ... The Monkey!"
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165. Board Game: Falling [Average Rating:5.51 Overall Rank:9223]
Brian Bankler
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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"Bart, we're going to die!"
"Everybody dies Lisa."
"I meant soon."
"So did I."
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166. Board Game: Sticks & Stones [Average Rating:5.79 Overall Rank:7152]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"You don't win friends with salad" -- Homer
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167. Board Game: Ancient Conquest [Average Rating:6.71 Overall Rank:5925]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten." -- Homer
 
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168. Board Game: Gunslinger [Average Rating:7.05 Overall Rank:1031]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun." -- Homer
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169. Board Game: Illuminati: Deluxe Edition [Average Rating:6.58 Overall Rank:966]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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Homer: "And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs."

Moe: "Um, I think he should have to take a different oath."
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170. Board Game: Hitler's War [Average Rating:6.28 Overall Rank:2672]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"No one who speaks German could be an evil man." -- bystander at Sideshow Bob's parole hearing.
 
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171. Board Game: Lords of the Sierra Madre (second edition) [Average Rating:6.24 Overall Rank:4777]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?" -- Mr. Burns
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172. Board Game: Junta [Average Rating:6.82 Overall Rank:643]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work." -- Kent Brockman
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173. Board Game: Illuminati: New World Order [Average Rating:6.37 Overall Rank:1735]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!


Stonecutters song
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174. Board Game: Trailblazer [Average Rating:5.60 Overall Rank:8594]
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United States
Richmond
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"Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!" -- Apu
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175. Board Game: Illuminati [Average Rating:6.22 Overall Rank:1800]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect, calling themselves The Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your belongings, the Leader of this way out... and wrong religion, the Leader claims he'll take believers to the planet, Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh. [laughs]

"But...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I just learned of a new change in management. Welcome, Movementarians! I love you, perfect Leader... and new CEO of KBBL Broadcasting!" -- Kent Brockman


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