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A Tribute to Ameritrash
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What with all the attention given to the latest fad in gaming, I figured it was about time that we all looked back to our roots and gave some credit where credit was due. Yeah, that's right - it's time to stand up and recognize the Ameritrash game. So what exactly makes an Ameritrash game? Find out below.
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Posted Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:06 pm
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1. Board Game: Titan [Average Rating:7.21 Overall Rank:200]
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Dice

Tons of them. Ameritrash games prefer a bunch of cubes to go rolling across the table instead of all this auction nonsense. Am I going to bid to try and take out your Titan? No way, he's going to be crushed under a tide of rolling cubes!
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Michael Barnes
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Could be the quintessential Ameritrash game...and it rocks, unlike so many Euros that simply waddle. Seriously, the amount of dice rolled in this game is phenomenal. If you don't have fun tossing piles of dice into a box lid, go play Elfenland and push the little booties around. Monster slugathon indeed!
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17...but 35 when the target was acquired!
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Wish my brother still had his original, so I could verify the date and manufacturer's address (and see if there were any playtesting credits).


I remember looking at the playtesting credits and the Charlottesville game club is there. They played a lot of Titan and 18xx when I was there. A few people played ASL, but I think the majority of the games played were Settlers, Princes of Florence, and Puerto Rico interspersed with the lighter fare.

I brought the prototype of Cluzzle there once and several people really liked it and asked me to bring it back on multiple occasions (Cluzzle, afterall, is the Ameritrash version of Barbarossa. It has no cubes, no auctions, no tile laying, and no weak theme (in fact, it has no theme at all)).
The Gorgonstar Edition of Titan was published in 1980 and the borderland expansion for it in 1981. The Bruce Shelly reworked Avalon Hill version was in 1982. see http://www.morgud.com/interests/titan/ for some PDFs with historic articles tracing the prototype beginning development in 1975.

As to where an 1980 add for Titan has you mail order from Gorgonstar in Joliet Illinois (which makes sense to me as I played in some early TitanWar conventions in Rockford,IL).
Edited Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:30 pm
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Randy Cox wrote:
Wasn't Titan originally released in the U.K.?


AmeriTrash, like Redneck, is not a geographic location, it's state of mind.

Oh, and Steve, as you say Tramp is very much missed, but no longer missing. He's driving a cab and doesn't want to talk abut fantasy art. Sad fur us, but the mans' gotta live his life the way he wants.
2. Board Game: Dungeon [Average Rating:5.81 Overall Rank:2755]
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Fantasy Themes

Speaking of Titans, Ameritrash games don't mess around on the themes. There are only like three acceptable themes for Ameritrash games, and fantasy is one of them. Where would we be without good old J.R.R. Tolkien?
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Michael Barnes
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I'd say that violence, destruction, and chaos are the three metathemes in Ameritrash...much better than dancing ducks or hedgehogs, that's for damn sure.
Michael Barnes
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Four words for you- ketchup flavored potato chips.
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So if you write off Trivia Games to the Canadians, I guess all you yanks are left with is war and destruction. Wow. That says a lot to the current state of the world. Uh, thanks, guys.


I would have thought that the idea that Canada was trivial would be offensive to most Canadians. I'm sure there are millions of Canadians who strongly believe that Canada matters.
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Line of sight!
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Phelonius wrote:
So if you write off Trivia Games to the Canadians, I guess all you yanks are left with is war and destruction. Wow. That says a lot to the current state of the world. Uh, thanks, guys.


Well...at least we can still hang the guy responsible! :)
3. Board Game: Chainsaw Warrior [Average Rating:5.46 Overall Rank:4671]
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Excellent Titles

Come on, you're not going to find an Ameritrash game called Dinky Donkey or Who Stole My Fish? Ameritrash games have real titles like Chainsaw Warrior!
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Michael Barnes
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I can't imagine asking any over the age of 10 to play "Hey Where's My Fish".
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Come to think of it, many British (read Games Workshop) games do a pretty good impersonation of Ameritrash games. I think most of the points on your list spell out one thing to me: W-A-R-H-A-M-M-E-R.

What does that make it? - AngloAmeritrash? Britrash? Do we need a new classification already?


I think of most games as "Euro" games or "Anglo-American" games (Read: German-style and Ameritrash). British and US mass market games are quite similar, culturally. For example if Milton-Bradley was British and Games Workshop was American you wouldn't really notice the difference.
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Yes, I don't mind Anglo-American games being described as "American"- we can do without the bad publicity!:devil:
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american is an off shot of britain

*pshaw* upstart colonials donchaknow!
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Well, Britain is sort of an offshoot of America or something so this game counts.


Oh, this made my day.
4. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.62 Overall Rank:49]
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Millions of Chits

OK, if it doesn't have a chit for every noun (and verb) in the rulebook, it's probably not an Ameritrash game.
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Michael Barnes
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I love seeing comments when people are "concerned" about components...I grew up with cardboard chits and I still love 'em...sometimes you even had to cut them out yourself!
Jamie Beu
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I know that my grandmother used to tell me to go chit in my hat.
So, I'd go to my room and play a wargame, using my hat for random chit draws.
Charley Eastman
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there are a lot of chitheads in this world...


And thank you very much for noticing.
Adrian Hague
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Mmmm... chits...
Joshua OConnor
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Man, I *want* this game, but I don't want to pay full price for it. I can't find it on eBay for anything under 40-50 bucks right now, so its a bit frustrating.


I want it if only to hold and caress but my wife would never give it a go even though she loves Cthulhu-themed stuff. Because of the chits I reckon.
Edited Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:32 am
5. Board Game: Advanced Squad Leader (ASL) [Average Rating:7.93 Overall Rank:43]
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Insane Rulebooks

The rulebook must read like a tax form. Every paragraph needs a number like "18.3.98.1.B". If we're not talking at least 15, 20 pages forget it. It's probably a Euro game.
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Michael Barnes
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Unfortunately, this is one of the prejudices that many folks have against Ameritrash games. The thing is, the outline/hierarchical structure for presenting rules is a great way to organize and reference rules- if Fantasy Flight did their rules like this they'd be a lot easier to use but then all the Eurogamers would freak out because of percieved "complexity". Of course, if you're playing a Euro with one page of rules it's sort of irrelevant.
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ASL = :gulp: :yuk: :cry: robot nostar
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27, Male, Arizona

What...did I miss something?
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crackedlcd81 wrote:
Unfortunately, this is one of the prejudices that many folks have against Ameritrash games. The thing is, the outline/hierarchical structure for presenting rules is a great way to organize and reference rules- if Fantasy Flight did their rules like this they'd be a lot easier to use but then all the Eurogamers would freak out because of percieved "complexity". Of course, if you're playing a Euro with one page of rules it's sort of irrelevant.


I completely Disagree.
Numerical numbering in a ruleset is no help at all. What helps is a good index for common and odd rules. Most good miniatures games don't use a numbering system.

INDEX FTW
Richard Mills
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ninja ASL isn't/wasn't the only game to use numbered paragraphs. Most, if not all wargames from the '70's were structered that way. Again for reference. We're going out to read a rpg book,memorize it word for word then play. Hey I rather play than read!!!
6. Board Game: The Fury of Dracula [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:367]
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Rules that might occur in 2 out of every 400 games. Still, when they happen they are damn cool because they're straight out of the freakin book! Who doesn't remember the game where Jonathan Harker actually killed the Count?
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M C
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That guy on the box looks just like you.
Joseph Rodenbeck
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I love the "Sabotage Run" optional rule for TI3. :D
Michael Barnes
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My favorite is the "Rise of the Messiah" card in TI:3...but it makes me wish I were playing Dune instead. Muad'Dib!
Barry Kendall
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My gosh. Robert, I didn't know you were a Box Art Model. All this time I thought it was just your picture and you were about to play the winning card in a game of "Flinch."

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Every time I see this picture I think that Dracula seems to be some sort of cyclops...
7. Board Game: Fortress America [Average Rating:6.69 Overall Rank:566]
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Military Themes

So if you're not going to do a fantasy game, military themes are pretty good, especially if the USA can win most of the time. Bonus points if foreign dictators appear on the cover.
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The concept of this game is so unbelieveably awesome...the US nukes the middle east and the world freaks out and invades. Do you think there's an auction in this one? HELL NO!
Flush twice. It's a long way to RSP.
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But the concept for the game comes directly from SPI's Invasion: America, which was published around 1974-75.


True. Having played Invasion: America (still have a copy) I can attest that MB decided that they wanted to develop a simpler, less rule-laden version of the game that would appeal to future EuroSnoots. So they reduced everything from actual supply lines to a vast array of vehicles down to Euro-style abstracts. Still, the game plays well enough.

As for Red Dawn... I believe that movie came out a few years after Fortress America was published, right about the time the mini-series Amerika was on TV.
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This is one of my all time favorites. The suspense as your supply line stretches longer and as partisans pop up is nerve shattering! This was my first game which used something other than a D6, to boot! Gotta love those MB Gamemaster classics!!!

MB= M.Barnes. Coincidence?
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This is what it is all about- lots of plastic, mayhem, and dice rolling-and there will only be one player left standing (or sitting).

MB Gamemaster rules!
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But the concept for the game comes directly from SPI's Invasion: America, which was published around 1974-75.


As for Red Dawn... I believe that movie came out a few years after Fortress America was published, right about the time the mini-series Amerika was on TV.


According to BGG & IMDB, Fortress: America came out in 1986, Red Dawn in 1984.

And we were taking notes every time we watched it, too :angry:
8. Board Game: Descent: Journeys in the Dark [Average Rating:7.57 Overall Rank:64]
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Plastic Minis

Wooden cubes are for sissies! Back in the day miniatures were pathetic little toys but thanks to advances in technology and a company called Fantasy Flight, they really should be called maxis now. On second thought, scratch that.
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Michael Barnes
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I certainly don't demand miniatures, but they are _fun_...given a choice between a bag of brown wooden cubes that I could buy at a craft store or a pile of ogres, dragons, and other fantasy crap, guess what I'll pick?
Michael Debije
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Up to here, pretty much with you. But, damn the plastic figures. Give me cardboard, and I'm even happier.
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"And miniature bits are NOT for sissies, let me tell you. Not when you walk across 'em in the dark in stocking feet."

You're not supposed to sharpen the swords.
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Really? The guy I played my first and only game with had a bag of red and blue wooden cubes (though we didn't use them). Maybe he bought the separately.

I agree in spirit with this entry, but I actually prefer counters over minis. They're more compact, can stack, and often have better artwork.


Cubes do not come with the game. Some people use them to mark which countries are controlled. So the guy you played with must have added them himself. Now, I don't know if that changes you previous comment, but I just thought I'd pipe in.
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Yeah, what Barry said, miniatures are definitely not for sissies...

Back in the days when I still was into miniature gaming - and mind you, we are now talking about real, neat, metal miniatures, not any heretical plastic trash! - I somehow managed to leave one of my warriors with a wicked, barbed, sharp spear standing on my bed. Then, when I was going to sleep, I sat on my bed full-weight, wearing nothing but boxers. Went straight through them like, it was like hot butter and knives or hot knives and butter, what ever.

Next thing I know, I'm crawling down the hallway with a maniacally grinning warrior hanging from my behind, with his spiky, long weapon stuck nicely couple of centimeters deep in my flesh... And my brother laughed at me. Hard. I tell you, it hurt pretty much pulling it out, with all the spikes in the spear and all that. I still have a scar back there.

Don't you dare to tell me that miniatures are for kids!

9. Board Game: Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition [Average Rating:7.85 Overall Rank:31]
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Slews of Cards

And we're not talking colored, numbered cards here. We're talking cards that are covered with microscopic text that you can hardly even read. Half of which reads like a bad sci-fi novel.
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Michael Barnes
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Cards add flavor and variety...things that scare Eurogamers.
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But TI:3 is no Ameritrash. It´s best of both worlds:

A Game that has all charakteristics of an Ameritrash game (It really fulfills all from this list!) and has Eurogame mechanics (that was the initial idea for the game).

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Oh yes it is - TI:3 is Ameritrash Supreme. By trying to Euro-fy the game, they made it orders of magnitude more complex and top-heavy. I like the game but it's about one step away from collapsing under its own weight.
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Why does TI3 confuse people so? It's the Un-Eurogame. It's the Anti-Eurogame. But since it has Euro mechanics, players fall for it every time.

Of course, my games of PR don't go 8 hours without finishing, so I may be wrong... ;)
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The political cards are the best part of TI. One of our group members loves to read the cards in a stately voice, really over the top. Everyone gets a kick out of it.

Yeah the game is cheese but if you play along, it is incredibly fun.
10. Board Game: Star Wars: The Queen's Gambit [Average Rating:7.48 Overall Rank:156]
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Franchise Tie-Ins

What could be better than a tie-in to a major motion picture? Especially one with a horror, sci-fi, or military theme.
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This game has a ridiculously long set up time, but once you invest the time it's a fairly decent game.

:arrrh:
Robert Wesley
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:laugh: Yes, and it can BE so "insithious" at times, I mean HOW can anybody take something like 'toilet paper' and then make this into a "tie-in" product? Well, here's one way then:
"Why is the Starship 'Enterprise' LIKE a roll of 'Charmin' bathroom tissue?"
"because it gets the 'Klingons' from around 'Uranus'!"
:surprise:o-o-o-o-oh!
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The plot was weak, Mannequin Skywalker was directed to act like a droid with low batteries, and Natalie Portman's monotone was as annoying as her lip stripe.

But this game is one of the best boardgame representations of a movie I've ever seen.

Worst thing about it is the constant tension level--especially the worries that the three-tiered Palace will topple any minute.

But it's fun to zap the bad guys in the field battle. Wise of the designer not to represent Jar Jar, whose destruction would probably have become the chief goal of both sides.
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oh yeah, grognads?

what did spock find in kirk's toilet?




the captain's log.
Les Haskell
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I'm still waiting for the game to come out based on the movie "My Dinner with Andre". Given the theme, though, it would probably be best represented with Euro mechanics.
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I'm still waiting for the game to come out based on the movie "My Dinner with Andre". Given the theme, though, it would probably be best represented with Euro mechanics.


Ohmigosh, I know this thread is three years old....but reading this post made me spew coffee through my nose. :laugh:
11. Board Game: Supremacy [Average Rating:5.38 Overall Rank:5027]
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Nukes

Nukes are pretty fun. Every game should have some.
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Michael Barnes
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You could not have chosen a better game for this, aside from Nuclear War. I don't think I've ever played a game of Supremacy that didn't end in nuclear winter!
Barry Kendall
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No, no, you've all missed it. "Nuke: the Last Game on Earth" has round nuclear-contamination markers that actually do glow in the dark.

Better still, "Nuclear Armageddon" has mushroom clouds twice the size of those in "Supremacy." 3-D mushroom clouds. White, billowy clouds. With a stalk painted in lurid orange and green flames. Dozens and dozens of 'em. Along with nuclear power plants and other lovely bits.
Michael Barnes
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Dear Nuclear Armageddon-

I saw you on BGG. You look pretty awesome, what with all those missles and mushroom clouds and all. I know that 20 other people want you, but will you go with me? Check yes ___ or no ___

MB
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It doesn't get any better than plastic mushroom clouds. Every time I introduce this game to a new person they'll spend at least 20 minutes putting little mushroom clouds on things and getting really excited over the thought that it's been nuked... and really... who can blame them?
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OMG...MB...that comment just made me shoot milk out my nose at about 400 psi...which is weird, because I'm drinking 7-Up. :D
12. Board Game: Dark Tower [Average Rating:6.31 Overall Rank:1463]
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Gadgets

OK, so Euro games may have King Arthur and the Cosmic Ashtray, but they don't have the Dark Tower.
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They do have the Cube Tower.
Robert Wesley
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:laugh: more accurately, that's the "Euro" 'Battle' tower! `cause everybody KNOWS that it was the preferred 'mechanic' of "Warfare" huh?
"mon dieu! zhat Wellington hast 'out-gravitized' moi Left Flank with his 'troop droppings'! I curse YOU Sir Isaac Newton and where were OUR 'gravitaciously' endowed scholars in ALL of zhis!?!"
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Les Haskell
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Newton and Einstein. Double envelopment.
13. Board Game: Zombies!!! [Average Rating:5.73 Overall Rank:3562] [Average Rating:5.73 Overall Rank:3562]
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Horror Themes

OK, so I lied and there are more than just three themes for Ameritrash games. But I'm pretty sure even Blockbuster would group some of these categories together.
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Richard Irving
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Fantasy, Military and Horror themes---I think that makes 3 themes you mentioned, but I can't be sure.
David Helms
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You mean metal themes. :devil:
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And you've forgotten the Capitalism theme, so far in my reading. Special Ameritrash points if a game makes you shuffle around a lot of play money.
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I bought a toy helicopter just for this game!
volnon wrote:
I bought a toy helicopter just for this game!
I admire you. :)
14. Board Game: The Warriors of Batak [Average Rating:5.72 Unranked]
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Garish Artwork

OK, so we haven't got this market cornered what with Splotter being out there, but the Euros tend to lean towards conservatism or at least quality when it comes to artwork. Amertrash games really go all out.
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Michael Barnes
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"Conservativism" is an understatement...I'd much rather play a game with the garish, dayglo pallet of Nexus Ops than the brown-on-darker-brown mush or pastels that so many Euros seem to favor. I swear, Euros tend to be either the same colors as dirty dishwater or Precious Moments figurines. Give me BAROQUE!
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Aww man, the cover art for Risk: 2210 is cool!! Yeah, some of the country names are kinda goofy, but the art is cool. You got mechs firing missiles and guns, a gigantic full moon, a ruined city, an UNDERWATER city, a couple of futurewar bada$$es with envirosuits reminiscent of Imperial Sardaukar, a big honkin' assault rifle, a battleline of opposing mechs, and a DOLPHIN!!! What more can you possibly say about such a great cover!!??
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Funny, I was under the impression that Sardaukar wore chef hats...
Roy Stephens
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Heheh. I was leaning more in the direction of the David Lynch interpration... plus, any chance I get to reference Dune in any way, shape, or form makes me happy.
Paul Clarke
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Euros generally have brightly coloured pieces and boards. When I think of Anglo-American games, I think of monochrome hex and counter maps.
15. Board Game: Family Business [Average Rating:6.23 Overall Rank:1106]