What with all the attention given to the latest fad in gaming, I figured it was about time that we all looked back to our roots and gave some credit where credit was due. Yeah, that's right - it's time to stand up and recognize the Ameritrash game. So what exactly makes an Ameritrash game? Find out below.
Yeah, it "rocks" - "rocks" me to sleep, with all the ridiculous downtime.
This is the quintessential example of what I used to abuse myself with, but no longer have to tolerate - waiting fifteen minutes to do something, then waiting thirty minutes to do something, only for that "something" to involve crudely-drawn fantasy critters gnawing on each other to the relentless clatter of dice.
I pulled out Titan two weeks ago. My group is four guys who have been playing wargames since at least the seventies, and two guys who got into games later than that.
It took 30 minutes for the "forget this crap" to be unanimous.
This game takes about as much thought and planning as taking a driver's license exam, and you're going to hold it up as some standard-bearer of a proud and great tradition? It's the epitome of tedium.
The only thing I cannot agree with in criticism of this game is the illustrations. By the missing (and missed) Dave Trampier, they are classic and timeless.
Here's another game involving lots of rolling cubes.
You rolled to hit, then you rolled to see what damage
that caused. You roll this for every round you shoot.
What was the rate of fire on that 40mm Bofors anti-aircraft
gun?
Plus, I think the game is a lot of fun, and this from someone who plays almost exclusively German games. It is long, true, and, if you play with more than two, there can be a lot of downtime when a battle is fought, but I still enjoy it quite a bit.
This still makes an excellent two- or three-player game. It's only downtime if you only care about your own turn. Watching other people take their turns isn't just empty time.
"Titan can be played in under 1 hour. If it takes longer
it's the fault of the gamers not the game!".
As it is such a bunch of crap to you, I can see no reason at all why you would keep the game – even a classic game wouldn't justify this treatment.
So, as I am myself willing to get my hands on a copy of this, I'm sure we could work out some arrangement! I'd be happy make you the service of getting you rid of it. Honest.