STOP SENDING ME SPAM OR I WILL CONTACT YOUR ISP AND THE FCC.
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IF YOU KEEP SNEDING ME ALL THIS SPAM I WILL MAILBOMB YOU AND CONTACT THE FCC AND YOUR ISP. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.
STOP SENDING ME YOUR BOARD GAME SPAM.
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Rob Hamilton
Australia
Melbourne
Victoria
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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Grand Duchess Maria Nikolaevna and Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna are under threat of arrest and possible EXECUTION, RAPE and TORTURE if you dopn't ACT NOW!@!!!!
tHESE womin have DONE NOTHING to deserve there fait! They have been DELIBERATELY TARGEWTTED for their humanitarian deeds playing games of checkers and billiards with injured veterans to uplift their spirits.
Save these two innocent grls! Sign this petition and forward it to EVERYONE U CAn RITE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
If you are the 50th, 100th, 150th, etc. person to sign this petition please forward it to wellintentioned@longdefunctisp.com .
Help prevent this TERRIBLE TRAGEDY before it occurs!!! Even totalitarian governments can't resit the pressure of an infinitely recirculating list of random names !!!
It only takes a few seconds of yr tim but could meake a !!!BIG!!!* difference.
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John Morgan
United States
Tucson
Arizona
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I normally just delete messages like this but this one caught my eye as being so sweet, plus it is TRUE!
PLEASE DONT DELTE THIS MESAGE. YOU CAN HELP A DYEING LITTLE BOYS' LAST WISH COME TRUUE.
A little boy in Uelzen, Germany named Bruno "Wolfgang" Keniza is dyeing from a very rare disease, ONYCHOCRYPTOSIS. His dyeing wish is that he beat teh world's record for having the most distinct copies of the game Monopoly. So far he has 1,406 copies including the rare, "Monopoly: 1986 Women of Mud Wrestling Edition." But he neds your help to break the world record bruno is especially interested in getting "Monopoly: Other games that take frick'n forever edition" (featuring 7 Ages and Civilization)
Everyone of us must has at least one copy of Monopoly, come on you know you do. Why not donate it to a dyeing boy rather than suffer the humiliation of your gamer friends finding it in your closet.
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Richard Hutnik
United States
Poughkeepsie
New York
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In 1982, a game was launched unto the market. Due to a evil man, the game was buried alive. As the man buried the game, he said, "Twixt Banda Caramba Casablanca".
If you don't post this message on at least 5 geeklist this game will appear on your ceiling at night and bury you like it was buried.
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Richard Hutnik
United States
Poughkeepsie
New York
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Our Game is working so well that B.W won the game 2 weekends ago without even reading the rules.
Here's Proof:
http://someURL.com
Regards,
Laze E Peddler.
PS: Don't forget to enter your name and email so we can
send you and a guest on a trip.
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Teague Webb
United States
Columbus
Ohio
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This is a true story...
About a week or so ago, a family was playing Railroad Tycoon. One of the children played a city growth card, and reached into the bag to draw new cubes. The boy played for about 10 minutes when he started to whimper slightly.
The mother asks the boy what had happened and he mearly replied, "Hurt mommy." The mother assumed that the little boy had banged his elbow or something while playing.
They left to return home. A half and hour after they were home, the mother noticed some big red welts on the boys hand. Not being able to figure out what they were, the mother started to look at them closer. Could be red ant bites...she did not know.
An hour later, the little boy died. Come to find out, that there was a family of baby rattlesnakes living in the bag of cubes. She has since found out that this happens more frequently than not. The snakes will crawl into the bag because it is dark and warm in there. She knows for a fact that another death has occurred because of this while playing Ra. Please use caution when playing games that use a draw bag, this could happen anywhere. The next re-print of Ra will include a clear draw bag, so that players will be able to tell if there are snakes in the bag. This will also allow game club security to prevent players from smuggling in guns or knifes.
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Tor Iver Wilhelmsen
Norway
Oslo
Unspecified
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Trzudw whispers: Visit http://www.peons4BGGINN.com for your WoW boardgame needs
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Courage Under Fire
United Kingdom
Warrington
Cheshire
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Meeples lying down in twos...wood up for trade anyone...my penguin has three fish...Tiger tanks on the brow of the hill..."No we dont throw things at the plastic bits"...my engines have just fell off...throw them in the volcano...wheres the gladiator...will you move your damn ships...a six a six !!...here comes the dragon...paragraph 224 its looking bad...its your movement phase...its your turn...I'm gonna kick your lily ass..."no, I have to tell you some rules"...you have to have a tunnel card to do that...I know its a big field...
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Harald Korneliussen
Norway
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WotC Persecution Update: Friday 15 May, 1998
The persecution has been quite severe for the last week. It appears that
my enemies are reacting to the steady stream of faxes making their way
over the Atlantic to the fax machines of Wizards of the Coast and the
media. Here is whats happened in the last few days;
The week started off with an incident outside a gaming store at a local shopping
centre where I habitually play Magic: The Gathering. My enemies have
concentrated since winter 1995/96 on throwing a particularly horrible
sexual slander against me. They "put people up" to repeat this slander
against me, and this is what happened again here.
On Thursday morning (yesterday), instead of going to the usual gaming store I
went to a nearby bookshop for some expansion packs. The same horrible sexual
slander was shouted at me very loudly by a member of staff as I walked
into the store. This was the first time I had ever bought expansion packs
in that shop. The other staff obviously knew what was going on, one of
them said, "they took all my money".
The fax gateway I use to send these faxes to the UK has been working hard
these last few days to shut down my access by barring the accounts I use
to send these faxes.
I have received an anonymous threat from fax number 0171-6101-219 (the
machine gave its name as "MoX-RuBY") which said, "Stop sending to this fax
no 0171-219-6101 or else" (the consequences of continued transmission were
unspecified). I invited the sender to apologise for his threat, but
received no response.
This all adds up to quite a severe reaction to my faxes of the last few
weeks. I actually find this quite heartening since it shows that my faxes
are finding the mark and there may yet be a breakthrough in my efforts to
expose the Wizards of the Coast conpiracy of abuse against me which has now
been going on for eight years.
WotC Persecution: "Why would they be doing this to you, sir?"
This article will concentrate on the difficult question of "Why". The
question which forms the title of this piece was asked of me by the police
officer I spoke to in Easter 1995, when I went to make my complaint.
There are really two sides to this question. Firstly, why should WotC be
harassing anybody in this fashion? Secondly, if they choose to behave in
this way, why should they have selected me in particular, and not somebody
else? Alternatively, why did the persecution start, and why is it
continuing?
I do not have definite answers to either side of this question, since my
persecutors have usually kept themselves hidden and only acted through
other parties. To know "why", one would have to know who the persecutors
are, and something of their personalities, since their abuse is almost
certainly symptomatic of a personality disorder of the abusers. Certain
things however can be deduced about the abusers from the nature of their
behaviour, and I will talk about this later in the article.
Why did it start?
It is clear that the persecution must have been initiated by someone who
knew me personally, either at school, or at university, or socially, and
knew that I was borderline mentally ill, since this is what makes me a
target for the persecutors. Unfortunately, the originators have never been
identified, and there are several possible candidates. Neither has the
link from the originators of the persecution, to the persecutors
themselves, ever been made clear. So who are the originators?
High School Staff
The identity of the originators may lie in the timing of the
persecution. It started in June 1990, while I was ...
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Board Game: Love U
[Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
All your base are belong to us
Canada
Montreal
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[ATTACHMENTS]: I_Love_You.pdf
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Stefano Castelli
Italy
Rome
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Had to do this.
Voices told me to do this.
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Board Game: Junta
[Average Rating:6.92 Overall Rank:423]
Eirik Sandaas
Norway
Trondheim
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Dear Sirs % madam
My name is Ubongo Dt.Josepth Millarboi, and I was until resently the exchequer of State in the national republic of Namibia. I turn to you and your company in sop far that my country have been upturned due to a military coup.
I am for the Time being staying in exile in the State of Lesotho, and my capital assets have been frozen.
Now, the late honorouable Hamand John Peacetown, former President of Namibia managed to seclude a sum of $ 12,050,800.00 in preparation for the government in exile. These funds are stored in a bank account in the Ducth antilles, and only myself annd the late president had the account number and ID#. As the coupmakers of our country ave executed the president, it is my sole contrioll of the money in question.
I whiss to withdraw the suim and use it in the struggke to reinstate the democratically chosen government. In this I need your assistance, as my funds and accounts are being monityored. I will need to borrow your account number for a period of 2 - two - wweks and in return I will repay you with a sum equal to 15% of the grand total: $ 1,807,620.00
Now there will be some minor surcharges before the bank in the antilles can perform the transaction. namely a one time fee of $ 5,000.00
I will also need a signed statement and a copy of your identification, to be faxed to the bank manager, with my signature before withdrawal.
Please dear sir, help nthe people of namimbia!
Your truely.
U. Dt. J. Millarboi
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keith rodgers
United Kingdom
Unspecified
Unspecified
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keith rodgers
United Kingdom
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Chris Buhler
Canada
Osler
Saskatchewan
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NOT A HOAX: VIRUS ALERT
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS:You should be alert during the next days: Do not draw any card with an attached filed called "epidemic" regardless of who drew it .It is a virus that opens many red cubes which "burn" the whole hard disc C of your computer.
This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called "epidemic", though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.This virus simply creates red cubes that destroy the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US.
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Tiwaz Tyrsfist
United States
Gladstone
Missouri
Behold in amazement as my wife demonstrates the proper way to clean your cat.
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Hey Brian,
I saw this and thought of you!
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Mitch Elder
United States
Ponte Vedra Beach
Florida
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS! You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life if you post this comment to five other geek lists, say "hungry hungry hippos" five times, and then press F5. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to five other geek lists in 5 minutes you be eaten by a hungry hippo when you are least expecting it. Copy and paste this to be saved.
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Martin Plourde
Canada
Sherbrooke
Quebec
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Subject: Missing Girl from Whitechapel district
please look at the picture, read what her mother says, then forward his message on.
Please pass this to everyone in your address book.
We have a Deli manager (Acme Markets) from London, who has a 13 year old daughter who has been missing for 2 weeks.
Keep the picture moving on.
With luck on her side she will be found.
"I am asking you all, begging you to please forward this email on to anyone and everyone you know, PLEASE.
My 13 year old girl, Ashley Flores, is missing. She has been missing for now two weeks.
It is still not too late. Please help us. If anyone any where knows anything, please contact me at:
HelpfindAshleyFlores@yahoo.com
I am including a picture of her.
All prayers are appreciated!! "
It only takes 2 seconds to forward this.
If it was your child, you would want all the help you could get.
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Marc Gacy
United States
Lafayette
Colorado
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WE THE ILUSTRIOUS FINANCIAL MINISTRY COUNCIL OF NIGERIA HAVE URGENT NEED TO ROUTE MONEYS TO FORIEGN BANK FOR PROTECTION FROM ATTEMPTED OVERTHROW OF GOVERMENT WITHIN TEN (10) DAYS. WITH YOUR BANK INFORMATION IN HAND PLEASE TRAVEL BY BLUE AIRPLANE FROM EITHER SOUTH AFRICA OR TANZANIA TO THE SUDAN. THEN TRAVEL BY CAR TO NIGERIA. WARNING!!!!! DO NO ATTEMT TO TRAVEL DIRECTLY TO NIGERIA BY BLUE PLANE AS AIRPORTS ARE BEING WATCHED. WHEN IN NIGERIA WE WILL HAND TO YOU $12.7 MIILION DOLLARS OF WHICH YOU MAY KEEP $6 MILLOIN FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE. PLEASE CONTACT US PRESSINGLY TO ADRESS THIS MATTER.
DR.HENRY KOFI
PRESIDENT - FINANCIAL MINISTRY COUNCIL
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Colorado Springs
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Internet Service Provider
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I just hate spam too much to be able to laugh at any of this. For me it's like being a Holocaust survivor hearing a Nazi joke.
Yes, that was precisely the correct take on this article. Spam equates with genocide, death camps, gas chambers and crematoriums.
So, how many Boardgames can you fit in an ashtray?
Kamnik
I just hate spam too much to be able to laugh at any of this. For me it's like being a Holocaust survivor hearing a Nazi joke.
Actually, you are quite wrong. The holocaust survivors told exactly that - Nazi jokes - according to Randolph Herzog's new book about humor in the Nazi times. Here's an example:
Such jokes told by Jews were a form of mutual encouragement, an expression of the will to survive. “Even the blackest Jewish humor expresses a defiant will, as if the joke teller wanted to say: I’m laughing, so I’m still alive,” says Herzog.
Anyway, it's not really like there's spamocaust out there; we should nevertheless enjoy a bit of fun about the things that really cross us. And you must admit that most of it is quite ridiculous.
DISCLAIMER: Please note that I do NOT endorse or approve faschism or any other authoritarian form of society in any way. The example was just a reference from an article in German magazine Spiegel.