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Alex, Seth & Grün
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Hey, we've all been there. Home alone, with no one to share a good board game with.

Fear no more. Forget solitaire. Salvation is here. Ugly Dolls to the rescue.

Meet the cast:

Alex
It seems this guy lives in a padded cell, which would explain why he has so much trouble finding people to play board games with. The fact that he plays games with his two imaginary friends probably explains why he's in a padded cell in the first place. It's a death spiral with no way out, really.

Seth
The blue guy with large eyes and no brains. Creates an elaborate ruse of knowing how to play board games. Usually mixes games up and doesn't remember any rules. Introduces chaos and randomness into any game. From time to time speaks German.

Grün
The green guy with the disgusted face. The real brain among the three. Very cynical, logical and good with numbers. Has a weak spot for beautiful women. When not playing board games, dreams about world domination.

Bobski
The brown guy, a recent addition to the gaming group. No one knows where he came from, as he's not very talkative, but Seth seems to have befriended him, and an extra player is an obvious plus. Also knows as "Silent Bobski".
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Once again, Seth made a fool out of himself...
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2. Board Game: Container [Average Rating:7.09 Overall Rank:416]
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Around mid-game Seth noticed the absence of corn and colonists in the game...
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3. Board Game: Poker [Average Rating:6.71 Overall Rank:680]
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Seth tried hard, but his eyes gave him away each and every time...
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4. Board Game: Ricochet Robots [Average Rating:7.00 Overall Rank:425]
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Seth's one-move strategy turned out to be a complete flop...
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5. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:7.99 Overall Rank:11]
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Sometimes Grün would be caught up in visions of his own grandeur...
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6. Board Game: Citadels [Average Rating:7.19 Overall Rank:212]
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Suddenly, Alex realized with a start that his imaginary friends were completely naked...
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7. Board Game: Space Hulk [Average Rating:7.47 Overall Rank:267]
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With Alex away, Grün perfected the art of racial discrimination in board games...
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8. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.46 Overall Rank:11040]
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Seth felt very acutely that he was treading on thin ice...
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9. Board Game: Chess [Average Rating:7.10 Overall Rank:323]
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Seth's love for word games and Star Wars made him a fearsome chess opponent...
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10. Board Game: Twilight Struggle [Average Rating:8.34 Overall Rank:1]
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Seth felt as if he had made at least a couple of critical mistakes early in the game...
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11. Board Game: Dixit [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:116] [Average Rating:7.42 Unranked]
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With Grün as the Storyteller, Dixit always became a game of apocalyptic connotations...
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12. Board Game: Dungeon Twister [Average Rating:6.88 Overall Rank:537]
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When Alex dreamed up a new girlfriend, Seth's and Grün's thoughts suddenly became rather one-dimensional...
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13. Board Game: Space Hulk (third edition) [Average Rating:7.61 Overall Rank:119]
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14. Board Game: War of the Ring (first edition) [Average Rating:7.85 Overall Rank:34]
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Seth knew immediately what it meant when Grün gave him THAT look...
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15. Board Game: Chaos in the Old World [Average Rating:7.70 Overall Rank:59]
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Grün has finally discovered his personal Holy Grail of boardgaming...
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16. Board Game: Revolution! [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:741]
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Grün knew that it wasn't about Gold, Blackmail or Force - in the end it always came down to connections.
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17. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.15 Overall Rank:5]
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Dissecting the Puerto Rico phenomenon.
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18. Board Game: Shogun [Average Rating:7.62 Overall Rank:77]
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A friend in need is a friend, indeed...
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19. Board Game: Cosmic Encounter [Average Rating:7.61 Overall Rank:66]
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Grün felt a strong dislike for Cosmic Encounter right from the start...
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20. Board Game: König von Siam [Average Rating:6.95 Overall Rank:660]
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Despite all odds, Alex decided to enter the game-box-in-hands race...
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Alex, Seth and Grün - one year later...
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22. Board Game: Once Upon a Time: The Storytelling Card Game [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:926]
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The morning after...
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Not much I can offer in terms of creativity at the moment, but at least I can share my thoughts on the upcoming Essen 2010 releases. Would love to get some feedback from people who have some juicy tidbits to share about these games.

http://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/59638/alex-seth-and-grun-2...
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24. Board Game: Dream Factory [Average Rating:7.11 Overall Rank:372]
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The road to Hollywood is paved with organs...
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A Christmas BGG celebrities showdown!
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