Alex, Seth & Grün

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Hey, we've all been there. Home alone, with no one to share a good board game with.

Fear no more. Forget solitaire. Salvation is here. Ugly Dolls to the rescue.

Meet the cast:

Alex
It seems this guy lives in a padded cell, which would explain why he has so much trouble finding people to play board games with. The fact that he plays games with his two imaginary friends probably explains why he's in a padded cell in the first place. It's a death spiral with no way out, really.

Seth
The blue guy with large eyes and no brains. Creates an elaborate ruse of knowing how to play board games. Usually mixes games up and doesn't remember any rules. Introduces chaos and randomness into any game. From time to time speaks German.

Grün
The green guy with the disgusted face. The real brain among the three. Very cynical, logical and good with numbers. Has a weak spot for beautiful women. When not playing board games, dreams about world domination.

Bobski
The brown guy, a recent addition to the gaming group. No one knows where he came from, as he's not very talkative, but Seth seems to have befriended him, and an extra player is an obvious plus. Also knows as "Silent Bobski".

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Posted Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:07 am

26. Board Game: Baby New Year Kidnapping! [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Grün's New Year speech

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Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:17 pm

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Happy New Year, everybody! laugh

Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:18 pm
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Grzegorz Kobiela

(Ponton)

Germany
Hanover
Lower Saxony

Stalker!!!

BTW, when is Grün supposed to have... you know... a shower again? gulp

Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:52 pm
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Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Ponton wrote:

BTW, when is Grün supposed to have... you know... a shower again? gulp

Only after he wins the election. Bad luck, he says...

Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:18 pm
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Paolo Desalvo

(BlackSheeper)

Italy

Rome's area

I'm afraid of what will be Seth speech! gulp

Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm
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Lars Riecken

(Polarstern)

Germany
Jena
Thuringia

Best one so far!
I laughed so lout my wife got scared

Happy New Year to the four of you!

Posted Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:25 pm
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27. Board Game: Set [Average Rating:6.50 Overall Rank:829]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Grün was literally green with jealousy, but no one seemed to notice...

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Posted Thu Jan 6, 2011 2:54 pm

J Wire

(The J)

United States
Castle Rock
Colorado

Funny as always. Made funnier when I pictured the stereotypical blue haired bingo playing grandma yelling out "Bingo"!

Not what Seth meant by attractive lady?

Posted Thu Jan 6, 2011 3:15 pm
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Jonathan Axelsson

(Oriax)

Sweden
Växjö

Quote:

but no one seemed to notice

So funny!!

Posted Thu Jan 6, 2011 4:01 pm
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Paolo Desalvo

(BlackSheeper)

Italy

Rome's area

Naaaaah!

And now I don't dare imagine what Seth will say if will decide to follow Grün in politics! goo

Posted Thu Jan 6, 2011 7:43 pm
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Tomas Riha

(TexMurphy)

Sweden
Göteborg

Superb!! The little comment att the end is awsome..

Posted Fri Jan 7, 2011 12:59 pm
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Patxo Sans Sampietro

(txapo)

Spain
01009 VITORIA

I loved it as well and as well thought on the ladies that go the Bingo in Spain!!! Actually in my granma!!!

Posted Sun Jan 9, 2011 8:43 pm
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Sean Messina

(pendragon714)

United States
Sacramento
California

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

“Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.”

Nice!

Posted Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:20 pm
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28. Board Game: Magnum Sal [Average Rating:7.25 Overall Rank:582]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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After having convinced Grün that Activity was a wargame, Alex felt he could talk him into playing anything...

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Edited Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:40 pm
Posted Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:34 pm

Kendall Merriman

(personwholives)

United States
San Jose
California

You mean it's not?!?! I was tricked!!! I demand a refund of my playing time!

Posted Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:45 pm
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(Emperor JD)

Canada
Edmonton
Alberta

Did you invent "lethal meeples"? I love that.
Also, welcome back!

Posted Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:39 am
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Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Emperor JD wrote:

Did you invent "lethal meeples"? I love that.

It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Edited Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:40 pm
Posted Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:39 pm
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Paolo Desalvo

(BlackSheeper)

Italy

Rome's area

I feel that Salt Mines are a part of me.
When I was a little child I lived over one Salt Mine for four years. My father, as a mining engineer, till works with Salt Mines.
To discover that it exist such a game touches me.
I rather say nothing on Grün point ...

I decided to add an image of this Illuminati: New World Order's plot card from the Assassins expansion.

Posted Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:40 pm
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Sean Messina

(pendragon714)

United States
Sacramento
California

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

“Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.”

Emperor JD wrote:

Did you invent "lethal meeples"? I love that.
Also, welcome back!

"lethal meeple"
that's killer... there should be a microbadge called lethal meeple...

Posted Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:23 pm
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Ryan Moore

(Oliphant)

United States
Clarkston
US

Migraine day... like a mole in my brain

I just read through all of these for the first time. I love em! Keep them coming!

Posted Wed Nov 9, 2011 1:00 am
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29. Board Game: Battlestations [Average Rating:7.26 Overall Rank:526]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Who says Battlestations sessions have to drag on for hours?

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Posted Mon Apr 9, 2012 6:27 pm

Eugene Loh

(Elyt007)

Singapore
Singapore

Oh yay, you're back! Awesome!

Posted Mon Apr 9, 2012 6:30 pm
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Ricardo Donoso

(rdonoso)

Brazil
RIBEIRÃO PRETO
Sao Paulo

belyakoff wrote:

BlackSheeper wrote:

Hope we won't have to wait another year for the next one. cool

I'll try to be faster this time. I promise.

You kept your word!

Posted Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:40 am
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Samuel Sol

(yohanleafheart)

Brazil
São Paulo
SP

All engines full to awesome land!

*tap* *tap* Is this thing on?

belyakoff wrote:

"chriga" wrote:

New wallpaper? :-)

More of a new apartment, really.

So no more padded walls?

Posted Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:33 pm
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Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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yohanleafheart wrote:

So no more padded walls?

Nope.

Posted Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:14 am
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Slev Sleddeddan

(Slev)

United Kingdom
Victoria Park
Manchester

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?

belyakoff wrote:

yohanleafheart wrote:

So no more padded walls?

Nope.

"Care in the community" as we call it in the UK.

Posted Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:09 am
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30. Board Game: Snow Tails [Average Rating:7.03 Overall Rank:308]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

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Taking Snow Tails to new heights

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Posted Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:36 pm

Jason

(Wired_Wolf)

United States
Arnold
Missouri

Ahh...the Modern War 2 version of Snow Tails.

Great to see you back in action, Alex!

Posted Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:42 pm
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The Cheng Meister

(chengr05)

Australia

Western Australia

So where do I buy this version of Snow Tails? laugh

Posted Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:48 am
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Chris Buhl

(fatgreta)

United States
Pittsfield
Massachusetts

belyakoff wrote:

fatgreta wrote:

Bobski doesn't need any "lines." Bobski is so cool, Chuck Norris wants to audition to be his stunt double. Except Bobski doesn't need a stunt double...

There we go! We already have a Bobski mythos emerging! Cthulhoids all over the world, beware!

There are no mythos "about" Bobski. There are only the mythos that Bobski brought into the world.

Posted Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:09 am
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AJ Newhausen

(Armadillo Al)

United States
South Beloit
Illinois

belyakoff wrote:

royboy_9 wrote:

Poor Bobski. I will keenly stay tuned as his personality becomes revealed more and more. What would he say? What is he thinking?

Ah, well, those questions might be as mind-boggling as "What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?"

Are you saying we're going to have to wait five hundred million years?

Posted Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:29 pm
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Wendell

(wifwendell)

United States
Arlington
Virginia

All the little chicks with crimson lips, go...

Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.

Armadillo Al wrote:

belyakoff wrote:

royboy_9 wrote:

Poor Bobski. I will keenly stay tuned as his personality becomes revealed more and more. What would he say? What is he thinking?

Ah, well, those questions might be as mind-boggling as "What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?"

Are you saying we're going to have to wait five hundred million years?

No, 42.

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31. Board Game: Ascending Empires [Average Rating:7.45 Overall Rank:270]

Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

Stop tickling my avatar!

In a fit of ingenuity, Grün discovers a new eye-opening strategy

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Edited Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:05 pm
Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:05 pm

Jonathan Harrison

(HuginnGreiling)

United States
Fisher
Illinois

South Quarter Independent Games

Firp! ding! blast!

Man, what a good game. We've been playing this a lot lately around home. My wife loves it, and so does my other regular gaming partner. Good to see it featured.

Edited Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:06 pm
Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:06 pm
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Jay LaFountain

(Jythier)

United States
Coldwater
Michigan

Those components are definitely eye-catching.

Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:10 pm
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Chris Fee

(manyslayer)

United States
Corning
New York

No fair! They're using brains against us! We removed our brains to make room for guns and explosives!

Jythier wrote:

Those components are definitely eye-catching.

Eye see what you did there.

Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:13 pm
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(spizio)

United States
Fall River
Massachusetts

This is how I spent my supporter bonus Geek Gold. With more support I could have had both Over Texts.

Beware Grün, an eye for an eye!

Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:37 pm
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Alexander Belyakov

(belyakoff)

Russian Federation
Moscow

Stop tickling my avatar!

spizio wrote:

Beware Grün, an eye for an eye!

That's exactly why he always keeps his eye tightly shut!

Posted Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:52 pm
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Hilko Drude

(HilkMAN)

Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony

spizio wrote:

Beware Grün, an eye for an eye!

It does look like it was Grün's revenge, doesn't it?

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M H

(Topper Harley)

Germany
Göttingen

The real question is: How often did you have to resubmit to get these images past geekmod?

Posted Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:04 pm
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Paolo Desalvo

(BlackSheeper)

Italy

Rome's area

I saw that it is wasted time to tell you to open an "ad oc" thread in the Netherland's Forum area.

Enjoy your trip.

belyakoff wrote:

Not really Seth and Grün related, but my girlfriend and I are planning to visit Amsterdam in the beginning of July. If anyone subscribed to this list is up for a live game in the area, drop me an PM, would be quite happy to meet Dutch geeks!