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Alex, Seth & Grün
Alexander Belyakov
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Hey, we've all been there. Home alone, with no one to share a good board game with.

Fear no more. Forget solitaire. Salvation is here. Ugly Dolls to the rescue.

Meet the cast:

Alex
It seems this guy lives in a padded cell, which would explain why he has so much trouble finding people to play board games with. The fact that he plays games with his two imaginary friends probably explains why he's in a padded cell in the first place. It's a death spiral with no way out, really.

Seth
The blue guy with large eyes and no brains. Creates an elaborate ruse of knowing how to play board games. Usually mixes games up and doesn't remember any rules. Introduces chaos and randomness into any game. From time to time speaks German.

Grün
The green guy with the disgusted face. The real brain among the three. Very cynical, logical and good with numbers. Has a weak spot for beautiful women. When not playing board games, dreams about world domination.

Bobski
The brown guy, a recent addition to the gaming group. No one knows where he came from, as he's not very talkative, but Seth seems to have befriended him, and an extra player is an obvious plus. Also knows as "Silent Bobski".
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