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Sure, you may need to excuse yourself from the gaming table for a little while, but that's no reason to lose the spirit of the game. Stay in the moment by saying something other than, "Gotta go." Keep with the theme.

Here are some to get you started. Feel free to add more for your favorite games.

Please don't add games that have already been added - if you have another one for the same game, add it as a comment.
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1. Board Game: 1830: Railways & Robber Barons [Average Rating:7.79 Overall Rank:104]
Adam Slape
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I'm probably going to regret participating in this geeklist but here it goes...


"I'm going to dump my stocks."

or

"Time to stop withholding dividends."
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2. Board Game: 2 de Mayo [Average Rating:7.00 Overall Rank:690]
Jeff Coon
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Plano
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I've gotta drop a Deuce de Mayo
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3. Board Game: Advanced Civilization [Average Rating:8.02 Unranked] [Average Rating:8.02 Unranked]
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"I'm going to have a flood, and this disaster can't be traded."

This Bathroom Break was just used moments ago in real life by the creator of this list while playing the above game.
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4. Board Game: Advanced Squad Leader [Average Rating:7.88 Overall Rank:125]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
Virginia
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Time to read the rules!

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5. Board Game: Advanced Squad Leader: Starter Kit #1 [Average Rating:7.77 Overall Rank:244]
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time to drop the grenade
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6. Board Game: The Adventurers: The Temple of Chac [Average Rating:6.63 Overall Rank:841]
Bill Paradise
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I need to go take an adventure of my own.
Or
I need to go roll a boulder.
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7. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.12 Overall Rank:6]
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"I need to go water my crops."
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8. Board Game: Agricola: Farmers of the Moor [Average Rating:8.15 Unranked] [Average Rating:8.15 Unranked]
Tom Dickson
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National City
California
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"Going to take a special action ..."
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9. Board Game: Alcatraz Escape [Average Rating:6.30 Unranked]
Doug Mann
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"Caught short here, boss!"

(Paul Newman's request to visit the bushes in "Cool Hand Luke")
 
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10. Board Game: Amun-Re [Average Rating:7.38 Overall Rank:175]
Dom Rougier
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I'm going to crap in thy neighbour's weaving hut.
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11. Board Game: Anagrams [Average Rating:6.49 Overall Rank:5899]
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"Bag the brick"
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12. Board Game: And Now For Something Completely Different... The Board Game [Average Rating:3.83 Unranked]
Joshua Gottesman
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Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss....speaking of which, I'll be back.
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13. Board Game: Apples to Apples [Average Rating:6.09 Overall Rank:1834] [Average Rating:6.09 Unranked]
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"I have to go make some apple juice."

I just used this one earlier this evening. It came to me spontaneously, but I think it was subconsciously inspired by last week's episode of House, in which a patient tried to pass off apple juice as his urine sample.
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14. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:139] [Average Rating:7.42 Unranked]
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"I must make an offering to Dagon."
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15. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:139] [Average Rating:7.42 Unranked]
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I gotta go release an aquatic monster below the Downtown streets.

Time to visit the Black Goat of the Woods.

Excuse me. I'm going to be delayed.

I'll be right back, assuming I don't get lost in time and space.

Oooh, I just got attacked by the Ancient One.

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16. Board Game: At the Gates of Loyang [Average Rating:7.38 Overall Rank:188]
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I have to go plant some crops.

Or....

I'll be back. Somebody stall for me.

Or....

I have to take a few steps up the path.

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17. Board Game: Atlantis [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:1308]
Hilko Drude
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Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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The water in me is rising.
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18. Board Game: Ave Caesar [Average Rating:6.64 Overall Rank:834]
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Play a 2 then quickly leave the table. Yell "AVE CAESAR!" when in the bathroom.
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19. Board Game: Axis & Allies [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:994]
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"I'm going to bomb Pearl Harbor."

This works for just about any WWII game that includes the Pacific theater.
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20. Board Game: B-17: Queen of the Skies [Average Rating:6.87 Overall Rank:953]
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"I'm going to drop a load".


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21. Board Game: Backgammon [Average Rating:6.52 Overall Rank:917]
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Time for a little Acey-Deucy.
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22. Board Game: BANG! The Bullet! [Average Rating:7.01 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.01 Unranked]
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I gotta go and a unload.
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23. Board Game: Barbarossa [Average Rating:6.48 Overall Rank:1543]
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Does anyone want some extra clay?
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24. Board Game: Battle for China (first edition) [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:6135]
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Looks like we are gonna have to stop this advance at the Yellow River.
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25. Board Game: Battleship [Average Rating:4.52 Overall Rank:11149]
Michael Dean
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Fort Wayne
Indiana
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