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Sure, you may need to excuse yourself from the gaming table for a little while, but that's no reason to lose the spirit of the game. Stay in the moment by saying something other than, "Gotta go." Keep with the theme.

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176. Board Game: Three-Dragon Ante [Average Rating:6.47 Overall Rank:1528]
Veljko Dobrijevic
Croatia
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I've got to store the hoard...
I've got to go walk the dragon...
I've got to visit this inn's backroom...
I have to let loose a fireball...
I've got to go where elves do not tread...

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177. Board Game: Through the Ages: A Story of Civilization [Average Rating:8.21 Overall Rank:4]
Tim Seitz
United States
Glen Allen
VA
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Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But God does not take away life; instead, he devises ways so that a banished person may not remain estranged from him. 2 Sam 14:14
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"For two civil actions, I am going to complete my wonder."
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178. Board Game: Tichu [Average Rating:7.65 Overall Rank:65]
Joshua Gottesman
United States
Las Vegas
Nevada
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Time for me to drop a bomb.

Alternatively.

I'll be back after a straight flush.
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179. Board Game: Tigris & Euphrates [Average Rating:7.76 Overall Rank:33]
Pieter
Netherlands
Maastricht
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This too shall pass.
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Good intentions are no substitute for a good education.
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I have to resolve an internal conflict.
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180. Board Game: Tikal [Average Rating:7.35 Overall Rank:155]
Jay Sachs
United States
Williamstown
Massachusetts
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Despite your hope, there is not even any inherent symbolism; gravity is simply a coincidence.
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I'm going to drop a volcano.

(I actually said this during a game "intermission".)
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181. Board Game: Time Agent [Average Rating:6.65 Overall Rank:2792]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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I'll have to travel back to the time before I had three beers.
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182. Board Game: Titan [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:536]
 
Veljko Dobrijevic
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I have to cast the dice...
I have to get rid of a few excess legions...
I have to muster a large monster...
I have to drop the damage counters...
I have to do battle on hazardous terrain...
I have to unload the burden of command...
I have to go perform a task of titanic proportions...
I have to punch out the counters...
I have to go to the woods/brush...
I have to visit the tower...
I have to go wrestle the dragon...
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183. Board Game: Titanic: The Board Game [Average Rating:4.02 Overall Rank:11099]
Michael Dean
United States
Fort Wayne
Indiana
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Floaters or sinkers?
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184. Board Game: Tobago [Average Rating:7.13 Overall Rank:309]
Brandon
United States
Christiansburg
Virginia
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Clue: I just made brown treasure in the largest body of water.
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185. Board Game: Twilight Imperium (Third Edition) [Average Rating:7.88 Overall Rank:31]
John Collins
United States
Colorado
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Time to push a Warsun through the B wormhole.
 
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186. Board Game: Twilight Struggle [Average Rating:8.34 Overall Rank:1]
Wendell
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temporarily Arlington VA
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All the little chicks with crimson lips, go...
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Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
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Time to play the quagmire card.
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187. Board Game: Vasco da Gama [Average Rating:7.35 Overall Rank:277]
Ron Temske
United States
Roswell
Georgia
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I need to drop off some seamen. (Ok - I admit, that's really bad! We were playing this last night and the sophmoric sailor jokes were flying all over the place!)
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188. Board Game: Vegas Showdown [Average Rating:7.24 Overall Rank:274]
Me, sin? Pf! Nah! Chill
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Fountain Valley
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"I'm going to the craps room."
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189. Board Game: Victory in the Pacific [Average Rating:7.12 Overall Rank:870]
G. Harding Warren
United States
Arnold
Maryland
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I'm gonna go sink the Yamato.
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190. Board Game: Viktory: Terror in Europe [Average Rating:8.13 Unranked]
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Bomb Squad has some business to attend to.
 
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191. Board Game: Wacky Wacky West [Average Rating:6.32 Overall Rank:1709]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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Got to check if the outhouse is still there.
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192. Board Game: War of the Ring (first edition) [Average Rating:7.85 Overall Rank:34]
\m/ Stoner Rock \m/ (Joe)
United States
Atlanta
Georgia
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Or any LoTR game.

"I'm going to go drop the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom."

or

"Time to teach a few hobbits to swim."
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193. Board Game: War on Terror [Average Rating:6.29 Overall Rank:2228]
Adrian V.
Germany
Freiburg
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"I think, I need to drop a dirty bomb now."

ninja

(...RE: "OK, man, but try not to leave too many radiation counters"...)
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194. Board Game: Waterloo [Average Rating:7.05 Overall Rank:1760]
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Las Vegas
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"I'm going to join Napoleon." (Point at the board. It's a 'water-loo'. They'll get it.)
 
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195. Board Game: Werewolf [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:725]
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United States
Ridgefield
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I gotta piss like a wounded werewolf.


(for some reason, origins unknown, we used to use this in college)


(google doesn't turn up an info on this phrase either, sigh, just shows you that the internet is not that great a research tool)

 
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196. Board Game: WildLife [Average Rating:6.70 Overall Rank:1111]
Me, sin? Pf! Nah! Chill
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"Nature calls."
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197. Board Game: Winner's Circle [Average Rating:6.94 Overall Rank:509]
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"I have to see a man about a horse."
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198. Board Game: Witch's Brew [Average Rating:7.06 Overall Rank:459]
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"I'm going to add something to the cauldron."
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199. Board Game: Wiz-War [Average Rating:6.95 Overall Rank:863]
Ken F
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Fort Wayne
Indiana
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Time to give my raincoat a workout.

or

Jolly time, anyone?
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200. Board Game: Wooden Ships & Iron Men [Average Rating:6.96 Overall Rank:777]
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Ridgefield
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"I need to go pump the bilges".


(I actually used this one once, ages ago, when playing WS&IM... I had just seen some old naval movie a few days before where this line was used)...

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