Bathroom Breaks
Shemp Fill-in: Chan?
United States Fountain Valley California
Which way did I go?
Pick a card.
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Sure, you may need to excuse yourself from the gaming table for a little while, but that's no reason to lose the spirit of the game. Stay in the moment by saying something other than, "Gotta go." Keep with the theme.
Here are some to get you started. Feel free to add more for your favorite games.
Please don't add games that have already been added - if you have another one for the same game, add it as a comment.
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Adam Slape
United States Collinsville Illinois
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I'm probably going to regret participating in this geeklist but here it goes...
"I'm going to dump my stocks."
or
"Time to stop withholding dividends."
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Jeff Coon
United States Plano Texas
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I've gotta drop a Deuce de Mayo
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run, turn into butter
United States Los Angeles California
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"I'm going to have a flood, and this disaster can't be traded."
This Bathroom Break was just used moments ago in real life by the creator of this list while playing the above game.
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Elwyn Darden
United States Richmond Virginia
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Time to read the rules!
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Peaceful Gamin'
Canada Vancouver BC
Looking for a playtester/editor/translator for your cool new game? Contact us, we're free (but we ask to be mentioned in the acknowledgements, and a copy of the game would be a nice gesture, but not necessary).
Looking for a playtester/editor/translator for your cool new game? Contact us, we're free (but we ask to be mentioned in the acknowledgements, and a copy of the game would be a nice gesture, but not necessary).
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time to drop the grenade
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Bill Paradise
United States Glassboro New Jersey
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I need to go take an adventure of my own.
Or I need to go roll a boulder.
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Board Game: Agricola
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Shemp Fill-in: Chan?
United States Fountain Valley California
Which way did I go?
Pick a card.
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"I need to go water my crops."
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Tom Dickson
United States National City California
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"Going to take a special action ..."
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Doug Mann
United States Corpus Christi Texas
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"Caught short here, boss!"
(Paul Newman's request to visit the bushes in "Cool Hand Luke")
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Dom Rougier
United Kingdom
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I'm going to crap in thy neighbour's weaving hut.
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Shemp Fill-in: Chan?
United States Fountain Valley California
Which way did I go?
Pick a card.
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"Bag the brick"
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Joshua Gottesman
United States Las Vegas Nevada
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Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss....speaking of which, I'll be back.
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Shemp Fill-in: Chan?
United States Fountain Valley California
Which way did I go?
Pick a card.
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"I have to go make some apple juice."
I just used this one earlier this evening. It came to me spontaneously, but I think it was subconsciously inspired by last week's episode of House, in which a patient tried to pass off apple juice as his urine sample.
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\m/ Stoner Rock \m/ (Joe)
United States Atlanta Georgia
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"I must make an offering to Dagon."
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David Albin
United States
Pennsylvania
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I gotta go release an aquatic monster below the Downtown streets.
Time to visit the Black Goat of the Woods.
Excuse me. I'm going to be delayed.
I'll be right back, assuming I don't get lost in time and space.
Oooh, I just got attacked by the Ancient One.
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Joshua Gottesman
United States Las Vegas Nevada
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I have to go plant some crops.
Or....
I'll be back. Somebody stall for me.
Or....
I have to take a few steps up the path.
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Hilko Drude
Germany Goettingen Lower Saxony
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The water in me is rising.
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-matt s.
United States Eugene Oregon
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/blog/22
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Play a 2 then quickly leave the table. Yell "AVE CAESAR!" when in the bathroom.
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Shemp Fill-in: Chan?
United States Fountain Valley California
Which way did I go?
Pick a card.
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"I'm going to bomb Pearl Harbor."
This works for just about any WWII game that includes the Pacific theater.
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ian morris
United Kingdom lichfield staffordshire
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"I'm going to drop a load".
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J.L. Robert
United States Sherman Oaks California
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Time for a little Acey-Deucy.
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Joe Thomas
United States Coshocton Ohio
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I gotta go and a unload.
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dagmar
Netherlands Rotterdam
Goedemorgen! Guten Morgen! Bonjour! Good Morning! Buenes Dìas! God Morgon!
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Does anyone want some extra clay?
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G. Harding Warren
United States Arnold Maryland
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Looks like we are gonna have to stop this advance at the Yellow River.
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Michael Dean
United States Fort Wayne Indiana
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Insert "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" joke here.
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