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Caution! Danger! Warning! Board Games That Should Have Warnings On Them
Darrin Williams
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Texas
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I love warning labels!

They have saved me from more misfortunes than I can count. Without warning labels, I would have almost certainly operated my GPS while driving and put a q-tip in my ear. These important warnings allow us to survive in the modern world.

Unfortunately, board games have failed to issue proper warnings to protect us from the unavoidable negative side effects of gaming.

Here are a few games that need warning labels.
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26. Board Game: Heroscape Master Set: Rise of the Valkyrie [Average Rating:7.41 Overall Rank:192] [Average Rating:7.41 Unranked]
tim Tim TIm TIM TIMMY!!
Costa Rica
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WARNING: This is Plasti-Crack and very cheap ( kinda like your first hit is free with drugs ), but to really get your fix of HS you will have to spend a whole lot of money on their expansive Plasti-crack ( expansions - almost 50 to date and more coming - Thank God ).
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27. Board Game: Jungle Speed [Average Rating:6.65 Overall Rank:752]
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United States
Georgia
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Warning: All players must cut their nails or you will bleed!!!

A warning about flying totems would also be in line. A risky game, but lots of fun.
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28. Board Game: Time's Up! Deluxe [Average Rating:7.59 Overall Rank:699]
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United States
Georgia
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Warning: If played properly, your face will hurt from laughing at the end of the game.
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29. Board Game: 1960: The Making of the President [Average Rating:7.56 Overall Rank:109]
Mike Fitts
United States
Columbia
South Carolina
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WARNING: Game includes Nixon!

Do NOT allow Nixon to come in contact with your Executive Branch! Nixon may cause political convulsions! yuk
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30. Board Game: Mall of Horror [Average Rating:6.71 Overall Rank:825]
Ben Chan
Canada
Mississauga
Ontario
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Caution: Don't play this if your friends (fellow gamers) always hate you. You'll probably be done in 10 min.
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31. Board Game: Thebes [Average Rating:7.21 Overall Rank:261]
Ben Chan
Canada
Mississauga
Ontario
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Caution: Excessive Luck Required.
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32. Board Game: Thunderstone [Average Rating:7.08 Overall Rank:338] [Average Rating:7.08 Unranked]
Ben Chan
Canada
Mississauga
Ontario
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Caution: You've been - thunderstruck!
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33. Board Game: Race for the Galaxy [Average Rating:7.80 Overall Rank:23]
United States
New York
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Warning: Must comprehend "##->*@@//xOO" to play!
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34. Board Game: A Question of Scruples [Average Rating:4.58 Overall Rank:10993]
Mike Kollross
Canada
Carvel
Alberta
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Caution:This game maywill lead to sleeping on the couch.

PS. Ladies, we don't mind sleeping on the couch. Its like camping out.
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35. Board Game: Twilight Imperium (Third Edition) [Average Rating:7.89 Overall Rank:31]
Bossko B.
England
Brierley Hill
The Black Country
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WARNING: Control of the Space/Time Vortex required in order to give you enough time to play this game.
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36. Board Game: Star Wars Miniatures [Average Rating:6.81 Overall Rank:1074]
Bossko B.
England
Brierley Hill
The Black Country
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CAUTION: Wizards fo the Coast hates you!
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37. Board Game: Steam [Average Rating:7.74 Overall Rank:51]
Ben Pinchback
United States
Leonard
Michigan
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Caution: If you try to post anything at all conversational about this game, it will eventually deteriorate into a flame war.
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38. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.15 Overall Rank:5]
Jeremy Oppenheim
United States
Ashburn
Virginia
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Caution: Only enjoyable when played with pros..
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39. Board Game: Nexus Ops [Average Rating:7.29 Overall Rank:225]
Jeremy Oppenheim
United States
Ashburn
Virginia
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Caution: Sheer awesomeness may cause head to explode.
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40. Board Game: Pandemic [Average Rating:7.66 Overall Rank:40]
Tom Li
Canada
Coquitlam
British Columbia
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41. Board Game: Busen Memo [Average Rating:4.83 Overall Rank:10817]
Doc Bullseye
United States
Brownsburg
Indiana
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Warning: May cause spontaneous pants-tightening.
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42. Board Game: Shadows over Camelot [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:253]
Ben Chan
Canada
Mississauga
Ontario
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Caution: King Arthur could be a traitor.
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43. Board Game: Merchants of Amsterdam [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:1012]
Brian Moore
United Kingdom
Bolton
Lancashire
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WARNING: Clockwork gizmo within liable to break unless handled gently.
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44. Board Game: Starfarers of Catan [Average Rating:6.81 Overall Rank:627]
Brian Moore
United Kingdom
Bolton
Lancashire
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WARNING: The mother ships are made of a hard, brittle plastic, and when you put the engines on, or pull them off, the teeth break, no matter how careful you are.
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45. Board Game: Bastogne: Screaming Eagles under Siege [Average Rating:7.48 Overall Rank:1589]
Chris K.
Germany
Berlin
Berlin
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Caution: May contain traces of "Nuts!"
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46. Board Game: Once Upon a Time: Dark Tales [Average Rating:6.91 Unranked] [Average Rating:6.91 Unranked]
Andrew Snyder
United States
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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Shouldn't you be playing a game with me instead of wasting time on the Internet?
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Warning: happy endings may not be happy.
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47. Board Game: Burn Rate [Average Rating:6.06 Overall Rank:3387]
Steven D
United States
Schaumburg
Illinois
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CAUTION: May closely resemble your work place. Not responsible for any damages if played in the cafeteria during lunch.
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48. Board Game: A Most Dangerous Time: Japan in Chaos, 1570-1584 [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:1820]
Ronny Heinz
Luxembourg
Munsbach
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Caution: Chaos inside!

Caution: Heavy betraying!
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49. Board Game: Tales of the Arabian Nights [Average Rating:7.31 Overall Rank:229]
Brian Mc Cabe
United States
Arizona
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Caution: You may have your sex changed.

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50. Board Game: Ticket to Ride: Europe [Average Rating:7.59 Overall Rank:62]
Simon Woodward
New Zealand
Hamilton
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Warning: Riding not included.

(I mean you build all these railways then you don't ever get to travel on them! how disappointing is that!)
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