Ponderables for a Saturday Morning
Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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I was inspired by
John Bandettini
United Kingdom
London
No, no, no, no, no, yes
A new season and all is well in the world
and his geeklist, Food for thought.
Well, it's a Saturday morning and I think we can use a laugh and ponder on the ridiculousness that is often found in the English language.
Studying languages in college, it really is crazy to me that we learn how to speak our language at all. I certainly feel for our foreign friends learning this language. I feel your pain.
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why is it called a tv set if you only get one?
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2.
Board Game: Kamikaze
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If there are car accidents, are there car on-purposes?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If you write a book on failure and it's a success, does that mean you failed?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If you ate pasta and anti-pasto, would you still be hungry?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still number 2?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Before they invented the drawing board, where did they go back to?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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What do they pack Styrofoam in?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why is there an 's' in lisp?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why do call it research when they're looking for something new?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Is there such thing as a civil war?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why do they put locks on 24-hour convenience stores?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown out?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why is a package sent by land carrier a shipment, but one sent by ship is cargo?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Why do television stations report power outages?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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Canadian Dave
England
Leeds
Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
