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All reality is a game. Physics at its most fundamental, the very fabric of our universe, results directly from the interaction of certain fairly simple rules, and chance... (Iain Banks)
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Like many others, I often think "Oz, you should really write some game reviews." But then I slack off and do something else. This leads to angst, disillusionment, lack of thumbs, lack of geek-cred, and a dawning realisation that I am too lazy to actually do the work. I am somewhat disappointed with myself.

To solve this problem I have hit upon the ultimate in concise reviews: one piece of punctuation. Although somewhat unorthodox (completely useless), this format has the benefit of extraordinary brevity. I hope readers will see these as helpful, time-saving additions to an already crowded field. The goal is to describe the element of the game that, in my opinion, most defines the game and makes it what it is.

Yes, this means I will be leaving a lot out. But, too bad.

(Astute observers will have noticed that most of this intro in a rip-off. This was another useful time-saver).
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64. Board Game: Euro [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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66. Board Game: Light Division [Average Rating:6.33 Overall Rank:7661]
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67. Board Game: Great Divide [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
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68. Board Game: That's Right [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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69. Board Game: Grand Prix [Average Rating:6.24 Overall Rank:6001]
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70. Board Game: Spot the difference lotto [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
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71. Board Game: War at Sea (second edition) [Average Rating:6.39 Overall Rank:1893]
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72. Board Game: Let's Eat Out [Average Rating:3.00 Unranked]
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73. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:8.00 Overall Rank:10]
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74. Board Game: Age of Steam [Average Rating:7.74 Overall Rank:54]
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75. Board Game: Sum-Up [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
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