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Gray
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Here is a geeklist inspired by the website: Dear blank, please blank.

Basically it's a site where you post a short letter that is either funny, weird, or anything else.

Here are a few examples:

Quote:
Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic.


OR

Quote:
Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely, Spiders.


OR

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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns.


Well you get the idea...

ANYWAYS! I thought this would be a great idea for a geeklist. Please keep the letters in the same format of:

Dear ______,

SUBJECT

Sincerely, _______.

Other than that, have fun!
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76. Board Game: Stalin's War [Average Rating:6.64 Overall Rank:2955]
Wendell
United States
Twin Cities
Minnesota
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Dear Fuehrer,

You SURE you want a piece of me?

Sincerely,

Uncle Joe
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77. Board Game: Lord of the Rings: Sauron [Average Rating:6.92 Unranked] [Average Rating:6.92 Unranked]
MK
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Albany
New York
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Dear Hobbits,

Please return what's mine.

Sincerely,

Sauron
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78. Board Game: Star Wars Customizable Card Game [Average Rating:6.57 Overall Rank:1215]
Brian Morris
United States
Raytown
Missouri
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Dear Luke

Sadly did not hear from you on fathers day. I hope this isn't still about that hand thing. I've already said I was sorry.

Darth
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79. Board Game: Race for the Galaxy [Average Rating:7.80 Overall Rank:23]
Wendell
United States
Twin Cities
Minnesota
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Dear Race for the Galaxy,

Please pass me my reading glasses.

Sincerely,

Me
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80. Board Game: Mystery of the Abbey [Average Rating:6.55 Overall Rank:853]
"The Zen I find at the mountaintop is the Zen I bring there? Oh great, *now* you tell me!"
United States
Kansas City
Missouri
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Dear Brother Adelmo:

Sorry about pushing you off the cliff, but I got tired of your constant remarks about how fat/thin/bearded/clean-shaven/hooded/bare-headed I am, and also the way you poked fun at me being a Father/Brother/Initiate and a Franciscan/Dominican/Templar.

Sincerely,
Your unknown assailant.
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R. Beef
United States
Honolulu
Hawaii
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Dear Wikileaks,

Thanks for the distraction

Sincerely TSA
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82. Board Game: Campaign Manager 2008 [Average Rating:6.76 Overall Rank:816]
MK
United States
Albany
New York
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Dear Sarah,

Keep up the good work. Looking forward to 2012 with you.

Sincerely,

Barack
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83. Board Game: Caylus [Average Rating:7.90 Overall Rank:20]
MK
United States
Albany
New York
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Dear Caylus,

Denied.

Sincerely,

Agricola
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84. Board Game: Small World [Average Rating:7.42 Overall Rank:106] [Average Rating:7.42 Unranked]
MK
United States
Albany
New York
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Dear Commando Amazons,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,

The Seafaring Priestesses
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85. Board Game: Axis & Allies: 1942 [Average Rating:6.95 Overall Rank:1059]
Art Bugorski
Canada
London
Ontario
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Dear Axis & Allies 1942,

B*tch, where my money?

Sincerely,
_______ODB
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86. Board Game: The Peculiar Game of My Wife and I [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Remus McRhymus
United States
Pennsylvania
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Dear coolstuff inc,

Please ship this order to my work address.

Sincerely,

Gamey Gamerton



4 days later...


Dear husband,

Is that a game in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Yours in annoyance,

Wifey Gamerton
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87. Video Game: Battleground Europe - World War II Online [Average Rating:7.00 Overall Rank:4590]
Markku Herd
Finland
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Dear WWIIOL,

I love you. Why do you keep hurting me?

Sincerely, me.
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88. Board Game: Big Bucks: The World of Business [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
James Webb Space Telescope in 2018!
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Dear Hasbro,

We're here when you're ready to talk.

Sincerely,
All Those Great Games
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89. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.12 Overall Rank:6]
Jarvis
United States
Brisbane
California
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Dear Guest,

In the future, please refrain from taking the family growth action during your visit.

Sincerely,

Hard-working Farmer

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90. Board Game: Universe [Average Rating:5.48 Unranked]
Jim Cote
United States
Maine
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Dear Monolith,

Thanks for the inspiration.

Sincerely, Primates.
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91. Board Game: Spider-Man [Average Rating:6.13 Overall Rank:7537]
D Weimer
United States
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Dear Pete

Sorry. It seemed like a good idea.

Sincerely, Paul and David
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92. Board Game: The Lost Cause [Average Rating:7.55 Overall Rank:3332]
David Heldt
United States
Harper Woods
Michigan
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Dear Jeff,

Heard about how the governor of Mississippi forced you to sack Lee and replace him with Pemberton. How ya like states' rights now?

Sincerely,
Abe
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93. Board Game: Junta [Average Rating:6.82 Overall Rank:643]
John Hathorn
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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Dear Heads of Families,

The Ministry has declared a moratorium on assassinations at the Bank to celebrate the President's election. Please feel free to make deposits.

Sincerely,
The Minister of Internal Security
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94. Board Game: Why [Average Rating:5.87 Overall Rank:7648]
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Utah
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Dear Google,

Why are you making Chrome OS? Just let me run Android on my PC hardware.

Sincerely,
Everyone
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95. Board Game: Superman [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
David Heldt
United States
Harper Woods
Michigan
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Dear Kal-El,

After we put you into the rocket and launched you, it turned out that Krypton didn't explode--those rumblings we felt were just your uncle Yar-El's indigestion after eating fifteen large Kryptomino's Pizzas. Our Bad.

Sincerely,
Jor-El and Lara

PS: Kryptonite? Those are just rocks that Luthor coated with phosphorescent paint--grow up!
PPS: You could write once in a while!
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96. Board Game: Blankety Blank [Average Rating:5.25 Unranked]
United States
Norwood
Massachusetts
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Dear Blankety-Blank,

I got nuttin'.

Sincerely, Nobody.
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97. Board Game: Final Frontier [Average Rating:6.19 Unranked]
Joshua Gottesman
United States
Las Vegas
Nevada
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Dear Sir or Madam:

Those security officers better not be wearing red shirts.

Sincerely,

The Gene Roddenberry Estate
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98. Board Game: Space: The Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
 
Joshua Gottesman
United States
Las Vegas
Nevada
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Dear Vacuum:

I abhor you.

Sincerely,

Nature
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99. Board Game: 2012: The Day of Fallout [Average Rating:4.16 Unranked]
Jim Cote
United States
Maine
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Dear Bethesda Game Studios,

Thanks for the lost weeks of my life and songs cycling in my head while I sleep.

Sincerely, ekted.
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100. Board Game: Trivial Pursuit: The Beatles Collector's Edition [Average Rating:5.23 Unranked]
David Heldt
United States
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Michigan
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Dear Pete,

Your Best just wasn't good enough.

Sincerely,
Ringo
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