Things you never hear gamers say
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26. Board Game: Doggie Doo [Average Rating:4.80 Overall Rank:10426]

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Suddenly a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
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"OH WOW! Is that like Risk?"
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27. Board Game: Busen Memo [Average Rating:4.83 Overall Rank:10572]
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"Shall we play this, mum?"
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28. Board Game: Axis & Allies Naval Miniatures: War at Sea [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:1325]
Ronster Zero
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California
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Oh, more commons... woo hoo.
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29. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.43 Overall Rank:133] [Average Rating:7.43 Unranked]
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Beaumont
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"Hey Grandma! Touched by an Angel is a rerun so roll yourself over here and come play a game with us!"
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30. Board Game: Funny Friends [Average Rating:6.49 Overall Rank:1153]
Gary Bacchus
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Florida
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"Hey, let's bring this to the next church social!"
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31. Board Game: Stop it! [Average Rating:4.27 Unranked]
Jon Enns
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"Do we have to play another game? Can't we just quit already and have some real fun?"
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32. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.13 Overall Rank:6]
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Waltham
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I wish this game ended one or two turns sooner. I really feel like I've maxed out everything with my farm.

Grain, check
Veggies, check
Sheep, check
Boar, check
Cattle, check
5 Family members, check
Stone house, check
Food out the wazoo, check.

I still have 2 turns left. I guess I'll use 4 of my leftover 10 wood to build another pasture. Sigh.
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33. Board Game: I'm the Boss! [Average Rating:6.87 Overall Rank:614]
Ronster Zero
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California
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Take the deal. I don't need any more money.
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34. Board Game: Formula D [Average Rating:7.12 Overall Rank:295]
David Debien
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Round Rock
Texas
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"I never thought roll and move could be this much fun."

Wait, never mind. I actually have said this...
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35. Board Game: Race for the Galaxy [Average Rating:7.81 Overall Rank:22]
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"If you love Science Fiction, forget about Dune: this is THE game for you"
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36. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.46 Overall Rank:10792]
John Watts
United Kingdom
Southwell
Notts
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"Shall we play Monopoly next time?"
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37. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.15 Overall Rank:5]
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Michigan
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Well, if I'm going to score points by shipping stuff, I'd better get busy crafting...
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38. Board Game: Through the Ages: A Story of Civilization [Average Rating:8.21 Overall Rank:3]
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Military, schmilitary. All I need is a few more farms!
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39. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:8.00 Overall Rank:10]
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Okay, I've got Boston and New York for my first two cities. Now I'm going to branch out a bit by expanding to Phoenix.
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40. Board Game: Brass [Average Rating:8.03 Overall Rank:15]
Dick Hunt
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Michigan
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Okay, you guys, the first rule I need to explain is about this "virtual link" between Liverpool and Birkenhead...
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41. Board Game: Commands & Colors: Ancients [Average Rating:7.83 Overall Rank:45]
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Heavy infantry, my ass! My guys have slings!
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42. Board Game: 1960: The Making of the President [Average Rating:7.57 Overall Rank:103]
Dick Hunt
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"If I can just pry Rhode Island out of Kennedy's grip, the rest will be easy!"
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43. Board Game: Hansa Teutonica [Average Rating:7.64 Overall Rank:70]
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"I've always found two actions per turn to be plenty."
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44. Board Game: Struggle of Empires [Average Rating:7.55 Overall Rank:182]
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"Come on baby, Daddy needs a seven!"
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45. Board Game: Carcassonne: Hunters and Gatherers [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:279]
Dick Hunt
United States
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Michigan
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"You guys made this game sound challenging, but it's easy! I just draw the exact tile I need on every turn!"
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46. Board Game: Die Macher [Average Rating:7.69 Overall Rank:86]
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"Can't we just dive in and play? I mean, really, how complicated can this game be?"
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47. Board Game: Roads & Boats [Average Rating:7.73 Overall Rank:175]
Dick Hunt
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"I can't find my sheet of plexiglas, but that's okay. We'll just draw our roads right on the tiles."
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48. Board Game: Citadels [Average Rating:7.20 Overall Rank:207]
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"Choosing roles is too much work. Just deal me one."
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49. Board Game: RoboRally [Average Rating:7.21 Overall Rank:217]
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"Watch me jump over this pit!"
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50. Board Game: Bohnanza [Average Rating:7.10 Overall Rank:271]
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"Hell no, I don't want to buy a third field. I don't even plan on using my second one!"
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