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Things you never hear gamers say
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76. Board Game: Europa Universalis [Average Rating:6.62 Overall Rank:2957]
Antti Koskinen
Finland
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"That was fun! When are we going to play it again?"
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77. Board Game: StakXchange [Average Rating:2.00 Unranked]
Nate Walker
United States
North Andover
Massachusetts
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So many douchebags, so few bullets.
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"I LOVE StakXchange!"
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78. Board Game: Monty Python Fluxx [Average Rating:6.11 Overall Rank:2039]
Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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"Guys, I think the Monty Python quotes are getting a bit stale. Let's give them a rest."
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79. Board Game: Advanced Civilization [Average Rating:8.01 Unranked] [Average Rating:8.01 Unranked]
Bill Gallagher
United States
Torrance
California
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Looking for Iconoclasm and Heresy! Trading two Gold...
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80. Board Game: Ticket to Ride: Europe [Average Rating:7.59 Overall Rank:62]

Lacombe
Louisiana
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Suddenly a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
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"Where's Eh... Edna... Easy... Essence... ESSEN?"

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81. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.46 Overall Rank:11045]
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United States
Northlake
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Settlers of Catan does not improve with your house rules. The best option if you don't like the rules as written is to just select another game.
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"Even after adding our house rules, this game is too short. Let's add some more."
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82. Board Game: Munchkin [Average Rating:6.03 Overall Rank:2284] [Average Rating:6.03 Unranked]
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Northlake
Illinois
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Settlers of Catan does not improve with your house rules. The best option if you don't like the rules as written is to just select another game.
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"This should only take about 15 minutes to get to 10 points."
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83. Board Game: Candy Land [Average Rating:3.18 Overall Rank:11051]
Krister Nevin
United States
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
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Lets Play Candy Land !!!
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84. Board Game: Dragon Strike [Average Rating:6.12 Overall Rank:3573]
Captain Ameritrash
United States
Statesboro
Georgia
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That was amazing! Every game should come with a video!
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85. Board Game: A Game of Thrones: The Card Game [Average Rating:7.13 Overall Rank:382]
Sturv Tafvherd
United States
North Carolina
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I'd rather play Magic: the Gathering. Ever heard of that one?
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86. Board Game: Battlestar Galactica [Average Rating:7.83 Overall Rank:29]
Leonardo Miranda
Brazil
Curitiba
Paraná
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After getting loyalty card in the sleeper phase:

"What the hell is brig?"

That really happened with a friend of mine in his first play... he's not particulary good in english
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87. Board Game: Tigris & Euphrates [Average Rating:7.77 Overall Rank:33]
Grace P.
United States
Turlock
California
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"It feels just like you're in Mesopotamia!"
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88. Board Game: Dominion [Average Rating:7.78 Overall Rank:30] [Average Rating:7.78 Unranked]
Canadian Dave
United States
Lehi
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I really don't get this game. It's too complicated. Can we play that farming one...Agriculture or something Latin-y like that?



(Gamers might not say this, but a girl I was dating last year said this to me once)
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89. Board Game: Dust [Average Rating:6.53 Overall Rank:1403]
Bill Jones
United States
Niantic
Connecticut
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"It was a good decision not to include player aids describing the Special Abilities. If you can't remember all 11, you don't really deserve to win the game anyway."
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90. Board Game: Bootleggers [Average Rating:6.70 Overall Rank:820]
Bill Jones
United States
Niantic
Connecticut
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"It's not really a bad game, but where's the theme?"
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91. Board Game: Empires in Arms [Average Rating:7.51 Overall Rank:600]
Andrew Migliore
United States
Portland
Oregon
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We only have a few hours. I know, we can play a quick game of Empires in Arms!

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92. Board Game: Wacht Am Rhein [Average Rating:7.20 Overall Rank:4001]
Robert Stuart
United States
Los Alamos
New Mexico
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"It's only a game".
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93. Board Game: Bridge [Average Rating:7.46 Overall Rank:293]
Wim van Gruisen
Netherlands
Den Bosch
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"No, I won't tell you what my partner's bid means. That's secret.
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94. Board Game: Felhőfogócska [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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What are you doing!? I don't even know you!
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"I know how to pronounce this!"
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95. Board Game: LCR [Average Rating:2.90 Overall Rank:11050]
Darin Stephenson
United States
Holland
Michigan
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I do not run and hide... I strategically maneuver.
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"What makes this game so good is the need for a well-balanced combination of clever tactics and deep strategy. But be careful playing with AP-prone players."
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96. Board Game: Poisson d'Avril [Average Rating:6.55 Overall Rank:4209]
Darin Stephenson
United States
Holland
Michigan
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I do not run and hide... I strategically maneuver.
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"Oh, you can pick this up in just about any department store."
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97. Board Game: War of the Ring (first edition) [Average Rating:7.85 Overall Rank:34]
Darin Stephenson
United States
Holland
Michigan
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"These Nazgul figurines need to be taller and thinner -- with more weight up in the top."

OR

"If they'd only gone down to 2 pt font, the cards could have had even more unused space."
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98. Board Game: Guess Who? [Average Rating:4.76 Overall Rank:11015]
Spicy Ramen
United States
Canton
Ohio
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By reading this text you pledge to give me GG. So go ahead...tip me.
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99. Board Game: Axis & Allies [Average Rating:6.53 Overall Rank:982]
Drew Weng
United States
Unspecified
Massachusetts
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"It just takes a minute to set it up..."
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100. Board Game: LCR [Average Rating:2.90 Overall Rank:11050]
Sutanto Joji
Indonesia
Jakarta
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"wow, that was fun. Let's play again"
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