Charlie Sheen's Board Game Reviews
Darrin Williams
United States
Allen
Texas
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A lot of big celebrities have been getting into board games, recently.
Our hobby boasts Hollywood legends like Darryl Hannah, Wil Wheaton, and that guy from Mad Men.
But none of these names can hold a candle to Charlie Sheen. Charlie is known for his marathon board gaming sessions at the Plaza.
His passion for gaming is insatiable. He has even been known to hire opponents if he doesn't have enough people for a particular game.
Below I've gathered some of his views on Board Games.
Feel free to read his thoughts and bask in his glory.
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Ben Stanley
United States
Pleasant Grove
Utah
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I practically created the universe. Have I mentioned my Adonis DNA recently?
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Ben Stanley
United States
Pleasant Grove
Utah
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. . . don't play regular chess: you need to be from another planet to understand me. Cannot . . . process . . . it.
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Ben Stanley
United States
Pleasant Grove
Utah
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Most of the time . . . and this includes naps . . . I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air.
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Ben Stanley
United States
Pleasant Grove
Utah
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Ready for a strategic fastball, world? PLAN BETTER . . . Applies to every game you lose . . . where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever.
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Andy Daglish
United Kingdom
Cheadle
Cheshire
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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
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Ray Brown
United States
Palm Bay
Florida
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....Next to the Yahtzee run I'm on, everyone else seems like droopy-eyed, armless children.
" I'm banging Yahtzee's and natural Large Straights, because that's how I roll..."
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C. B. Green
United States
Los Angeles
California
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Co-op play? That's an illusion that I shatter on a daily basis. When I sit down to Arkham Horror, it's Cthulhu, Hastur, Yog-Sothoth and the Black Goat teaming up against ME. I have my own doom track that fills up, and when it does, just duck and cover, that's all you can do, or BAM! Your brain gets fried, it's a piece of toast, which is what happens anyway. The King in Yellow? That's just one color, bro. I'm working with the whole spectrum, here. Unlimited pigmentation. Which is what terrifies people. Because I cannot go insane in this game. You understand? It DOES NOT HAPPEN. I am never lost in time and space. It DOES NOT HAPPEN.
I am not afraid, bro. The people of Arkham know that, and they love me for it. And I love them. Feedback loop. Short circuit. You touch that sh*t at your own risk, bro.
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Bart de Vos
Netherlands
Groningen
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When Charlie Sheen does push ups, he doesn't push himself up... he causes the world to recoil in terror.
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Joe Maiz
United States
Palmyra
New Jersey
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HELLO! Winning with my touch!
What more could you ask for !
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Norbert Chan
Canada
Calgary
Alberta
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This game is like getting fired. It continues to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Board Game Lodge, because now I can take the bazillions, never have to look at whatshic--k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
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Board Game: Go
[Average Rating:7.78 Overall Rank:44]
Jim Jackson
United States
Amity
Pennsylvania
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"I have one gear...GO!"
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Jim Jackson
United States
Amity
Pennsylvania
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"When you're [everyone else] bound by the terrestrial..."
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Jim Jackson
United States
Amity
Pennsylvania
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"Sleep rhymes with sheep...right Alex?"
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Jim Jackson
United States
Amity
Pennsylvania
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"I've spent the last 10 years converting your tin cans into gold."
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Jim Jackson
United States
Amity
Pennsylvania
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Alex Jones: "...All in service to the pope?"
Me: "Absolutely...absolutely."
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Martin Klein
Germany
Siegburg
Nordrhein-Westfalen
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I just had a bad night.
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Lacombe
Louisiana
It was a dark and stormy night.
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I wish you nothing but pain in this silly resource game, especially if you wind up in my octagon.
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Ian Wright
Australia
Melbourne
Victoria
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I must marry this game. My other marriages didn't work, so I'm going to marry this game.
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The Hoagland Family
United States
Mount Holly
New Jersey
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Low and in...
Spin to win...
(Your) turn...
Crush it!
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Steven Parsonage
United States
Missouri
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My attorney tells me I shouldn't talk about this, but this is what it's all about. CBS is a little fembot to my bionic man. Can u handle it, CBS, when I rip off your facemask to reveal the mandroid inside? Can u handle it when I tear you apart like fresh bread bi-on-i-cal-ly? Can you?
What was that? Oh yeah, no comment. Fembot.
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Steven Parsonage
United States
Missouri
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(Source: Associated Press/AP Online)By ANTHONY MCCARTNEY and LYNN ELBER
SANTA MONICA, Calif. - Charlie Sheen brought his verbal war against Warner Bros. and the executive producer of "Two and a Half Men" to the courtroom on Thursday, filing a $100 million lawsuit seeking to recoup his salary and wages for the show's cast and crew.
"I'm going to sue...Big"
- Charles Sheen, former actor, professional Warlock
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Dea Draper
United States
Boise
Idaho
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Who needs it?
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Dea Draper
United States
Boise
Idaho
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Hey, I'm in!
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Allen
Texas
Castle Rock
Colorado
Austin
Texas
Look at what you have wrought!
you can hide in your game room forever.
Fort Wayne
Indiana
North Central Louisiana / No Longer A Resident of the Shreveport/Bossier City Area / Currently I sponsor gaming groups in Monroe & Alexandria, LA.
Louisiana
Better yet, even when he is in fact losing a game, in his own mind Charlie nonetheless sees himself as -- duhhh! -- WINNING!*
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*Due in no small part to his mental state and proclivity for nose candy.