So then, those must be your breasts?

Hmm. Big furry pudgy individual wearing a gaudy shirt covered with cows.

Can't think of many other options for the subject apart from myself.

terrific bits, it's true!

Raquel, or the dinos?

Both.

This game is on my MUST HAVE list. I simply love sick things to break up the monotony of happy gaming. That's why I have Rat Splatter.

An enjoyable game for the "families"!

The giant plastic wheel-of-doom spinner holding the cars with the gun wielding assassins helps level the playing field a bit and is one of those classic overproduced family gaming bits.

Although it's really cool how the animals spring wildly 1+ ft into the air when you hit them, the best part is that the archer ducks have a firing range which allows you to shoot at the players on your right & left. Granted, this has no purpose in game terms, but that's just so darn cool.

I completely agree on this one. The dice are little dodecas with 3 yellow sides, 4 red, and 5 blue. You throw all nine of the little beggars, and then have to re-thrw certain subsets of these dice in order to hit at least one of the dice still on the table, changing its face. The scoring is sort of like bowling on a hullucinagenic. Somehow, against all odds, it works.

I agree, TERRIBLE GAME PLAY, but gorgeous cards. The metallic backs are so impressive in person.

It's not a hoax - I've seen copies on eBay.

Definitely not a hoax, as I own a copy. (Have you tracked this one down yet?)

I've had a copy for about a year now. I have yet to play it because....people are cowards. The whole roll and move thing just turns the Eurogamer crowd off worse than...um...bull semen.

I'll play this if you bring it to GenCon or Origins.

British accents? Are you from this strange group of Americans who identify the villain (esp. in movies) by their distinctly English accent?

There is a great range of accents on our small but proud archipelago, and most of us do not sound like the stereotypical public schoolboys or Shakespearian luvvies who seem to grace Hollywood's chamber of horrors.

Yah, but stereotypes make it easier for human beings to identify people, it's how the human brain works; we categorize things into groups so that when we run into something else that has the same traits as a certain group we can quickly assess it's threat/potential, otherwise we would not recognize our own faces in the mirror each morning, we would have to relearn it each day.

Now run along and go brush your bad teeth, eat your over-steamed vegetables, pack the extra food in your aluminium, get to the football match, get into a fight, and regale your mates with the glory over a pint of bitters.

I would object, but since I can't place an American accent more closely than "the USA" (I can tell the difference between different American accents, but I'd never be able to state where each was from), I really can't talk.

These are British accents as rendered through an early 90's toy voice recorder. Pretty much it sounds like a couple of British voice actors trying to be overly dramatic while speaking loudly through a closed door.

...and not really much like actual Brits.

I concur. It's ping-pong crossed with that nameless but ubiquitous game where you try to keep a balloon or other light object from touching the ground (in this case, by squeezing a plastic pig, which emits a puff of air).

??? This sounds like a complete 'rip-off' of Videlectrix's 'Population: Tire' game! damm them purported perpetrators of porscine predicaments!

precisely