Words That Should NOT Appear in Wargames!

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I also spread some tips around for good entries. Especially to those who divined the unwritten "nonwargame entry/wargame photo" rule...

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Edited Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:39 am
Posted Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:44 pm

101. Board Game: Back to the Future: The Card Game [Average Rating:6.03 Overall Rank:2686]

Grant Fikes

United States
Abilene
Texas

DeLorean

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:24 am

Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

Actually, that sounds really cool...

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:17 am
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102. Board Game: Pictionary - Bible [Average Rating:4.98 Unranked]

Grant Fikes

United States
Abilene
Texas

Jesus

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:25 am

Shemp Fill-in: Chan?

(Phil Fleischmann)

United States
Fountain Valley
California

Which way did I go?

Pick a card.

I don't know about that. There have been a lot of wars fought in this guy's name.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:11 am
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Nico Solitander

(nsolitander)

Finland
Helsinki
HEL

Warriors of God is an excellent wargame

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:58 am
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D- Rezzed

Germany

Oh come on now, Kill Everything that disagrees with me about the finer points of mythology has been a crowd favourite for thousands of years, including your guys.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:47 pm
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Grant Fikes

United States
Abilene
Texas

Phil Fleischmann wrote:

I don't know about that. There have been a lot of wars fought in this guy's name.

But He Himself didn't do anything more violent than upset a bunch of tables.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:54 pm
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Shemp Fill-in: Chan?

(Phil Fleischmann)

United States
Fountain Valley
California

Which way did I go?

Pick a card.

mathgrant wrote:

Phil Fleischmann wrote:

I don't know about that. There have been a lot of wars fought in this guy's name.

But He Himself didn't do anything more violent than upset a bunch of tables.

Absolutely. He was a very good guy. But that doesn't mean his name wasn't used in war, and hence, in war games.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:00 pm
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Robert Wesley

(GROGnads)

Nepal
Aberdeen
Washington

mathgrant wrote:

But He Himself didn't do anything more violent than upset a bunch of tables.

Well, it WAS "during a RISK Tournament" and he'd been 'eliminated' even BEFORE HIS TURN 'arrived', so that's completely understandable...
"FAULT NOT, lest ye "B"-fallen such!" robot

Posted Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:17 am
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103. Board Game: The Ungame [Average Rating:2.65 Overall Rank:7950]

Grant Fikes

United States
Abilene
Texas

Game

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:26 am

104. Board Game: Calculus [Average Rating:6.98 Unranked]

Grant Fikes

United States
Abilene
Texas

L'Hôpital's Rule

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:29 am

105. Board Game: NATO: The Next War in Europe [Average Rating:6.52 Overall Rank:1805]

David Sims

(dssims)

Australia
Bendigo
Victoria

NATTY

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:34 am

Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

What about TOOTHBRUSH...

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:09 pm
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106. Board Game: Pròxima Obertura [Average Rating:6.22 Unranked]

David Sims

(dssims)

Australia
Bendigo
Victoria

APPROXIMATELY

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Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:38 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:37 am

J.K. Bentley

(Kent)

United States

California

Very appropriate when throwing hand grenades.

Posted Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:59 am
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Chris Fee

(manyslayer)

United States
Corning
New York

No fair! They're using brains against us! We removed our brains to make room for guns and explosives!

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Posted Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:56 am
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Wendell

(wifwendell)

United States
Arlington
Virginia

All the little chicks with crimson lips, go...

Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.

manyslayer wrote:

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

And drive-in movies.

Posted Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:08 pm
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107. Board Game: Mickey Mouse Game [Average Rating:3.25 Unranked]

J.L. Robert

(J.L.Robert)

United States
Sherman Oaks
California

Disney

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:38 am

108. Board Game: Iron Chef Board Game: The Ultimate Cooking Challenge [Average Rating:4.47 Unranked]

J.L. Robert

(J.L.Robert)

United States
Sherman Oaks
California

Tofu

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:39 am

D- Rezzed

Germany

Poisoning the other guy's food supply? Sounds like a good plan to me!

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:49 pm
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Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

Flamin_Jesus wrote:

Poisoning the other guy's food supply? Sounds like a good plan to me!

Exactly, therefore TOFU has no business being in the game... whistle

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:11 pm
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Wendell

(wifwendell)

United States
Arlington
Virginia

All the little chicks with crimson lips, go...

Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.

MightyMike wrote:

Flamin_Jesus wrote:

Poisoning the other guy's food supply? Sounds like a good plan to me!

Exactly, therefore TOFU has no business being in the game... whistle

I ate at a restaurant that specializes in tofu in Tokyo earlier this week. Pretty incredible.

Posted Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:31 am
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109. Board Game: Care Bears - On the Path to Care-a-Lot [Average Rating:4.33 Unranked]

Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Silky Smooth

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Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:04 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:04 am

110. Board Game: Care Bears - Warm Feelings [Average Rating:6.67 Unranked]

Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Ribbed

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Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:05 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:05 am

Chris Fee

(manyslayer)

United States
Corning
New York

No fair! They're using brains against us! We removed our brains to make room for guns and explosives!

Something to do with proper equipment to engage the bordello units?

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:46 pm
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111. Board Game: Calling All Care Bears [Average Rating:4.38 Unranked]

Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Self-Esteem

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:07 am

112. Board Game: Care Bears - How Many Bears? [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]

Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Trans-gendered

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:11 am

113. Board Game: Care Bears Cloud Catcher Take and Play Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]

Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Killer Rabbit

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:12 am

J.L. Robert

(J.L.Robert)

United States
Sherman Oaks
California

Got a thing for Care Bears?

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:17 pm
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Mark Horn

United States
Bartlett
Tennessee

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:45 pm
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114. Board Game: Fun Ranching [Average Rating:2.00 Unranked]

Shemp Fill-in: Chan?

(Phil Fleischmann)

United States
Fountain Valley
California

Which way did I go?

Pick a card.

Ranch Dressing

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:16 am

115. Board Game: I'm A Little Teapot [Average Rating:4.75 Unranked]

Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

TEA

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:05 am

Roberto Zaghis

(Gattolardo)

Italy
Sesto San Giovanni
Milano

TOO MANY GAMES!

~~IIRC, in Task Force Games The War of the Worlds the British often stopped moving for a tea break...~~

Correction, it was a Murphy's Rules vignette about the game...

Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:49 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:19 am
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Nico Solitander

(nsolitander)

Finland
Helsinki
HEL

Tea had a very central position in the First Opium War.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:56 am
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Ron Glass

(ronglass)

United States
Tampa
Florida

How can anyone have a game on the American Revolution without some mention of the Boston Tea Party. I mean just filing the EPA application for the discharge was a battle.

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:18 pm
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116. Board Game: Dazzled to Death [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]

Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

And my word of the day:
Vajazzle

Yes, I didn't know either, soooo glad Jennifer Love-Hewitt took the time out of her day to enlighten the world...

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:16 am

Roberto Zaghis

(Gattolardo)

Italy
Sesto San Giovanni
Milano

TOO MANY GAMES!

Unless bought as an upgrade for the ubiquitous Bordello Unit... whistle

Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:33 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:30 am
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D- Rezzed

Germany

*blank stare*
*google*
*headscratch*

As in "glue glittering rocks to your cooch"? Is.. Is that a thing now? Because I'm pretty sure most people can find the area in question without a lightshow...

I mean... Is... Is that supposed to help with finding your way around? Like writing in glittering stones, next to a glittering arrow "CLITORIS HERE, MORON, IT DOESN'T BITE!" or something?

Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:00 pm
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Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

Flamin_Jesus wrote:

Like writing in glittering stones, next to a glittering arrow "CLITORIS HERE, MORON, IT DOESN'T BITE!" or something?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "spelling it out", doesn't it...

Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:13 pm
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:03 pm
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Robert Wesley

(GROGnads)

Nepal
Aberdeen
Washington

So I have 2 "B" the '1' and come up with: "Penisnizzle"? robot

Posted Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:21 am
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Michael G

Netherlands
Toulouse
France

GROGnads wrote:

So I have 2 "B" the '1' and come up with: "Penisnizzle"? robot

Someone's beat you to the 'snizzling business already:

Posted Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:10 am
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D- Rezzed

Germany

GROGnads wrote:

So I have 2 "B" the '1' and come up with: "Penisnizzle"? robot

I prefer to call it dickbling.

Posted Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:39 pm
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117. Board Game: Twilight Struggle [Average Rating:8.34 Overall Rank:1]

Nico Solitander

(nsolitander)

Finland
Helsinki
HEL

Cold War

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Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:49 am

118. Board Game: Go Wacky! [Average Rating:4.40 Unranked]

Joe Norris

(Pone4games)

United States
Dublin
Ohio

Flight of the seabirds, scattered like lost words, wheel to the storm and fly. Fare thee well now, let your life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.

To seek the sacred river Alph, to walk the caves of ice, to break my fast on honey dew and drink the milk of paradise... I had heard the whispered tales of immortality, the deepest mystery from an ancient book I took a clue.

Wacky

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Edited Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:39 am
Posted Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:38 am

Michael G