"Sir, before we play this game, I must request that you sit on a tiny chair."
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What the heck?

Is there some reason grown adults have to sit on tiny chairs to play these games? They can barely see the top of the table!

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28. Board Game: Liar's Dice [Average Rating:6.94 Overall Rank:421]
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this time, the table is tinier than the chairs! "lets sit on barstools around a side table for dwarves and play a 6 player game! Huddle up and hug each other while we do it! Closer!"

also, judging by their faces, this is apparently THE most exciting game EVER.



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Kid: Ha ha ha! Not only do you have to sit in the short stool, but I've just captured one of your Lieutenants! Nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Dad: Very good of you, son. Now, let me tell you about my mother....
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30. Board Game: Chopper Strike [Average Rating:5.03 Overall Rank:10746]
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Really, how low can you go?

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31. Board Game: Half-Time Football [Average Rating:4.62 Unranked]
David Briel
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It's too bad you have to sit on such a small chair, dad, but at least your arms are freakishly long.
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32. Board Game: Twister [Average Rating:4.60 Overall Rank:11160]
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Geldern
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"We're really sorry, but we don't have any chairs left".



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33. Board Game: To Grandma's House We Go! [Average Rating:2.75 Unranked]
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According to the little boy's face, grandma seems to smell funny!

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34. Board Game: Thunder Road [Average Rating:6.55 Overall Rank:1943]
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"Are you serious? How are we supposed to make a chair out of THESE?"

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35. Board Game: Strategy Poker [Average Rating:4.25 Unranked]
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The chairs are OK, but: "Honey, I shrunk the table!"

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36. Board Game: Blockhead! [Average Rating:5.38 Overall Rank:9924]
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what is really happening here?









"sitting on the floor works if hands appear from nowhere and win the game for me"
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37. Board Game: Stratego [Average Rating:6.02 Overall Rank:2084]
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Olathe
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"Blinded... by... ceiling... light. Must... sit... lower."

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Those clever clever Asians and their short tables!

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39. Board Game: King of the Hill [Average Rating:5.14 Unranked]
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How could we have not spotted this early example, later to become a successful prime time TV cartoon?
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40. Board Game: Showdown Yahtzee [Average Rating:5.75 Overall Rank:7442]
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Another one I just discovered....hadn't added anything to this list for a while. Always nice to have a extra high table for throwing dice.
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41. Board Game: Big Foot [Average Rating:5.58 Overall Rank:9181]
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Sasquatch is really a below-average-height guy in a costume, but the low-riding kids make him seem huge!
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42. Board Game: Twixt [Average Rating:6.60 Overall Rank:1137]
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Greenwood
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I'm calling "tiny chair" on Mr. Twixt.
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43. Board Game: Double-Play Baseball [Average Rating:4.82 Unranked]
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44. Board Game: Happiness [Average Rating:4.67 Unranked]
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Gag me!

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45. Board Game: Game of Games [Average Rating:4.67 Overall Rank:10587]
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Here they are too poor to use chairs at all.
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46. Board Game: Sumo! [Average Rating:5.85 Overall Rank:4926]
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This image has it all:
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- Romance
- Tiny chairs
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47. Board Game: Win, Lose or Draw Junior [Average Rating:5.63 Unranked]
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Sit down there junior!

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48. Board Game: Madcap Marathon [Average Rating:6.26 Unranked]
Michele Esmanech
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Milano
Milano
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What's the deal with this family: why do they need to be SO close to the board, it's not like they're reading small prints or anything... maybe it's the game that is too small for them to recognize the marbles (Are those marbles?): I mean: look at the glasses on the dad and son... shake
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49. Board Game: Shark Attack! [Average Rating:4.67 Overall Rank:10863]
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In this video they show how to play Shark Attack! and the dad is sitting at neck height to the game!

Watch at about 1:50 into the video
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50. Board Game: Beware of the Wolf! [Average Rating:5.18 Unranked]
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An exciting trip through the forest on your knees or a tiny chair on wheels.
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