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Gaming with Kim Jong-il
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I was playing golf once in North Korea in 1994 and along comes Kim Jong-il and his entourage. In the middle of his "38-under-par round of 34, including 11 holes-in-one" ([geekurl=http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Jong+golfing+accomplishments+will+never+repeated/5883374/story.html]ref[/geekurl]) we played a few games, and here is what happened.

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How did I not see the only "Northern Colony" card? He bought it first turn. It was worth 1 point per letter on every card.
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Unfortunately, now he is dead and we will never know the solution... cry
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I never noticed his leader card and that it gave him 2 of every resource every turn along with 3 sets of each science.
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I got decimated when every single movie he played starred Kim Jong Il. He also got massive bonus points for historical accuracy.
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Played his first move and claimed the entire board as territory. 361:0 victory in one move.


- Pauli
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He wins during setup 80% of the time. Also, his Threat from the North card has a claim of 15.
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Dear Swingman, Invincible and Ever-Triumphant Shooter, makes four point half-court jump shots and shatters backboards with but a glance. This game, and all other "statistics"-based sports games, are mere simulations of his real-life achievements.
 
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