When Chuck Norris comes into play, all sharks in play are jumped, all meeples in play are catapulted, and all intellectuals in play and in all graveyards are ridiculed. Put a spinning counter on all founding father cards in all graveyards. When a creature with a brain comes into play, destroy Chuck Norris. It can't be generated.
[T]: Write something dumb for WND. Any player may play this ability. This ability may be played if Chuck Norris is in play or in the graveyard.
This creature may only be summoned by sacrificing a live chicken. when summoned opposing player sacrifices all permenants. (t): Impossible ask nicely to please (t): may kill you, may not. His choice (coin flip) scream out loud that opponent is a 80's communist or general bad guy/ lackey: opponent must allow themselves to get roundhouse kicked to the face, if player is able to stand that player has to repeat as neccesary. Attack is equal to opponents life points plus (infinity symbol) */* Why did we lose nam? He said no.
When Chuck Norris is tapped he does not turn... the rest of the world rotates 90 degrees.
"Whenever Chuck Norris would become tapped, instead tap every other card in any game zone, the table the game is being played on, your opponent, any observers watching the game and the entire planet. Anything that became tapped this way doesn't untap, ever."
Posted Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:48 am
