"The minotaur is fleeing!" "I cast Fireball on him!" "The minotaur is wearing Lightspeed Boots. The Fireball never reaches him" "Oh, in that case I cast Spaceball on him" "Does a Spaceball travel at the speed of light?" "No, no, no, light speed is too slow for a Spaceball" "Light speed, too slow?" "Yes, the minotaur's gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed or will be hit"
Cedar Waxwing & Western Scrub Jay
