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Grant Batt

(gdotbat)

United States
Scottsdale
Arizona

Eddard dies.........

LOL! Oh wow, I laughed so hard I was crying...

My co-workers asked what was so funny...alas..they are not gamers and would never understand...

Posted Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:40 pm
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Michael Melbourne

(goalie4hire)

United States
Shoreline
Washington

gdotbat wrote:

LOL! Oh wow, I laughed so hard I was crying...

And that would be the reason for this card.

Edited Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:06 pm
Posted Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:40 am
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Brett Schaller

(Brett Schaller)

United States
Unspecified
Unspecified

Outstanding! I laughed for five straight minutes over this. My wife (a non-gamer) thought I was nuts.

Posted Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:43 am
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Fabrizio Perrone

(centurio68)

Italy
FORLI

Non prevalebunt!

Great

!!!

Posted Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:42 am
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Mark Chaplin

(Yugblad)

United Kingdom
Nottingham
Ice-choked tower, Mondavia, Nanglangka.

Chuck leaves treasure - what a guy!

Thanks for posting this, I too laughed aloud.

Posted Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:45 pm
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Ryan Fenton

(FlyNRyan)

United States
Hartford
Wisconsin

This has to be one of the best pics on bgg

Posted Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:54 pm
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John Goodenough

(Game Geek)

United States
Burnsville
Minnesota

The Dragon must check to see if Chuck Norris is asleep.
(He never is.)

Posted Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:29 pm
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Michael Melbourne

(goalie4hire)

United States
Shoreline
Washington

Game Geek wrote:

The Dragon must check to see if Chuck Norris is asleep.
(He never is.)

I am going to add that to my card.

Now if only I could find an appropriate figure to use for Chuck.

Posted Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:34 pm
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Eric Pietrocupo

(larienna)

Canada
Montreal
Quebec

Well considering that chuck norris leaves treasure in the treasure room, that could actually make a balanced character.

Posted Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:12 pm
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Give Me Gas In My Ford

(ipgyst)

United States
Elkhart
Indiana

Chuck Norris humor - still not old. thumbsup

Posted Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:23 am
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Michael Melbourne

(goalie4hire)

United States
Shoreline
Washington

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
-Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Posted Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:37 pm
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Jack Kotov

(djjack)

Ukraine
Donetsk

Chuk has counted indefinitely.... Twice

Posted Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:23 pm
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Chris Schafer

(Time 2 Roll)

United States
Upper Brookville
New York

goalie4hire wrote:

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
-Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

The boogeyman line has always been my favorite Chuck Norris line.

That and: Chuck Norris speaks about himself in the fourth person.

Posted Mon Apr 4, 2011 4:23 pm
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François Varloot

(Frencois)

France
Meudon

There must be a mistake
Chuck can't leave the treasure
Chuck is the treasure
Other players try to loot Chuck
and fail

Posted Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:16 pm
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Martin Plourde

(Martin518)

Canada
Sherbrooke
Quebec

Every time Chuck Norris roll the dices, he get a perfect score.

Chuck Norris never draw cards at random, he draw the one that he wants.

You cannot win a game against Chuck Norris, and even if you win, you still loose.