Listen Lad, I built this kingdom up from NOTHING. When I started here all there was was swamp. All the kings said I was DAFT to build a castle in the swamp but I built it all the same just to show em. It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. THAT sank into the swamp so I built a third one. That burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one....stayed up! And that's what you're going to get Lad, the STRONGEST castle in these isles.
