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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (August 11, 2016) - Ridiculously small amounts of GG to be won! rss

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Captain Tuttle
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"Whose motorcycle is this?"

"It's a chopper, baby."

"Whose chopper is this?"

"It's Zed's."

"Who's Zed?"

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
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Wendell
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Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
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After designing the tankicycle, McPherson went on to invent the cement hovercraft.
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Brent Pollock
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...and if you remove the caterpillar track, it can run on a train rail.
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Paul Brillantes
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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VOLVO.
Boxy but good.
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The militarized version of the Zamboni machine was met with scepticism.
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Lucius Cornelius
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Vindolanda
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Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!
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Johnny thought his macho image was complete with a leather jacket, a cool ride and dusty shoes, but all they noticed was his girly pinky.
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Andy Beaton
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Problems with putting the driver outside the armour quickly became apparent.
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Charles Lewis
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Anton Zelwicki's armored motorcycle prototype didn't go further in development after the impracticality of mounting a turret was noted.
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Jim P.
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Voiceover: "This unfortunate young man will be connected to this machine for the rest of his life! There is always a price to be paid for hijinks."
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Ben Delp
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"See, it's a tank tread, so it can go anywhere! And it's armor plated for protection!"

"That's great, Johnny. I see you've got a handlebar on that thing. How do you steer one tank tread?"

"Shit."
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Jim Ransom
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There are two kinds of ships: Submarines and Targets.
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The birth of the U.S. 2nd Armored ("Hell's Angels on Wheels") Division
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James Brown
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Daddy can I have a quarter for another ride please?
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It was good to see Pete's return in grand style. Moter Trend magazine was also impressed.
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Judd Vance
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"Just get that sucka to the designated place at the designated time and I will gladly designate his ass...for dismemberment!" - Sho Nuff.
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Thomas Wayne, father of Bruce, tests out an early prototype for what would become the bat cycle.
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Manfred Von Knievel jumped the Losheim Gap riding this on December 16, 1944.

The parachute did not deploy.
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It's the answer to the old Polish joke punchline -- a tank with a kickstand. Apparently they really had one!
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I legally own hundreds of polyhedral assault dice!
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quinonoid wrote:


Rebel Without a LAWS
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quinonoid wrote:



"And how fast does it go ?"

"0 to 5 in under a minute !"

"Thanks for coming. Next, please !"


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Barry Harvey
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It's official: Car Wars has jumped the shark.
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Presenting this year's winner of the Nobel Prize for the Most Useless Invention: the armored motor cycle.
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Soviet, solid-state pricing gun.
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After Johan's senior engineering project was reviewed by his committee, he took their advice and changed his major to business.
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Matthew Barber
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Heinz Guderian's wilder, younger days.
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Richard Diosi
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"Do you think it has any military applications?"

"No, but it paints the lines on the highways nicely enough"
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