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If Maryland was a separate country, we'd be in second place in the Olympic medal count right now.

Let me know if any of you other states want to start contributing.
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Sagrilarus wrote:

If Maryland was a separate country, we'd be in second place in the Olympic medal count right now.

Let me know if any of you other states want to start contributing.


The rest of stopped caring about that crooked charade years ago.
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Connecticut not only gave you many years of Hartford Whalers excitement, but we also brought you the dulcet tones of the one and only Michael Bolton.

I'm not sure what more you can possibly expect from a state.
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And by the way one of my neighbors is swimming in a finals tonight. Some guy named Phelps.
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Illinois claims Abraham Lincoln.

who freed the vampires and killed the slavs...or something like that.
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Huh, what event are you competing in?
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Olympic Chest Thumping, Light Heavyweight Division. I like my chances.
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Texas has 12...7 Gold.(Well, either Texans, or went to University of Texas)
 
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Here's some previous counts from 2014:

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-olympic-gold-medals-by-sta...

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Ohio ranks fourth? What the hell good ever comes out of Ohio?
 
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chrisnd wrote:
xuzuthor wrote:


Ohio ranks fourth? What the hell good ever comes out of Ohio?


Guided By Voices.



John Glenn and Neil Armstrong.



And the Wright Brothers.

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wifwendell wrote:
chrisnd wrote:
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Ohio ranks fourth? What the hell good ever comes out of Ohio?


Guided By Voices.



John Glenn and Neil Armstrong.



And the Wright Brothers.



Well, golly gee willikers there, Bucko! Thanks for filling me in.

Is there is specific font color to use for rhetorical questions next time?
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Since it is so hard to determine who is cheating or not in the Olympics, I would find it emminently more interesting if the only rule in the Olympics be that all competitors be at least 50% genetically human.

Everything else should be a free for all.

Not that I am insinuating Maryland has a superior drug regime for its athletes, I hear it's the hormones in the chicken.

Naw seriously, cool. Does Maryland have some sort of state sponsored sports system, or is it just a happy coincidence? And what does "from Maryland" mean? If there are sports schools there, does this mean athletes from around the country move there to participate?


 
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Sagrilarus wrote:

If Maryland was a separate country, we'd be in second place in the Olympic medal count right now.

Let me know if any of you other states want to start contributing.


Has someone tested the water in Maryland for the levels of banned chemicals yet ?
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chrisnd wrote:


Well, golly gee willikers there, Bucko! Thanks for filling me in.

Is there is specific font color to use for rhetorical questions next time?


Ooh, testy!
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Sagrilarus wrote:

If Maryland was a separate country, we'd be in second place in the Olympic medal count right now.

Let me know if any of you other states want to start contributing.


Well, some of the best regulars in the Continental Army -- and in fact some of the best regulars on either side in the Revolutionary War -- came from Maryland. So the performance of Marylanders should come as no surprise.

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Sagrilarus wrote:

If Maryland was a separate country, we'd be in second place in the Olympic medal count right now.

Let me know if any of you other states want to start contributing.


Bonus: Zika Pandemic caused by having the Olympics in a hotzone.
 
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I will never understand the people of Maryland's bizarre fetish of Michael Phelps. Or any of its sports teams for that matter. When I first moved here people were aghast I didn't know who he was. Who fucking cares.

Christ I used to like Football then every stupid soccer mom in this state pretends to like the Ravens and I can't stand when football season is on. I wish Maryland were another country, we should invade and burn it down.
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Apparently you moved here after the Redskins hype machine died down. They used to lead the local news each night, even in April.

As for crazy sports fanatices, I'll also leap to the conclusion you didn't move here from Pittsburgh.

S.

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galad2003 wrote:
I will never understand the people of Maryland's bizarre fetish of Michael Phelps. Or any of its sports teams for that matter. When I first moved here people were aghast I didn't know who he was. Who fucking cares.

Christ I used to like Football then every stupid soccer mom in this state pretends to like the Ravens and I can't stand when football season is on. I wish Maryland were another country, we should invade and burn it down.


But we wouldn't invade them. We haven't figured out how to monetize their national supply of STDs.
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wifwendell wrote:

Guided By Voices.




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But you're still Maryland and you couldn't pay me to live there.

#winningyetlosing
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wifwendell wrote:
chrisnd wrote:


Well, golly gee willikers there, Bucko! Thanks for filling me in.

Is there is specific font color to use for rhetorical questions next time?


Ooh, testy!


No, I just wanted to use the word "Bucko" in a sentence. I just watched The Great Gatsby last week, so you're lucky I didn't call you "Old Sport."

Besides, it was clearly evident that you didn't bother to check my flag, because then you might possibly has understood the subtlety of deprecating humor (especially considering you are an Ohioan, too).
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chrisnd wrote:
xuzuthor wrote:


Ohio ranks fourth? What the hell good ever comes out of Ohio?


I am not from Ohio, but the Golden Bear, Jack Nicklaus comes to mind, still #1 today in his sport, some guy named Tiger is still #2, and may remain so, in the end.
 
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chrisnd wrote:
No, I just wanted to use the word "Bucko" in a sentence. I just watched The Great Gatsby last week, so you're lucky I didn't call you "Old Sport."

Besides, it was clearly evident that you didn't bother to check my flag, because then you might possibly has understood the subtlety of deprecating humor (especially considering you are an Ohioan, too).
Since he totally left out Devo you could have used much stronger language.
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