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Chris Tannhauser
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Savor this moment.

This is the beautiful space between the invitation to a secret meeting and the unveiling of a hideous sculpture. Up until the tap on the shoulder it was just another humdrum day, one more to be ticked off from an ever-dwindling supply. But now, now you have a sweet little kernel of anticipation glowing in your chest, one that has not yet been snuffed with the awful reveal. For just as the run-up to Christmas is far superior to the thing five minutes after, so it is right now. Cling to this feeling, cling for as long as you can...

...and then click when you're done with it.

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Re: Dear Subscriber, Klingon translation unavailable
'moi' CHOSE "Sexual Situations" since there's 'Col.Angus' within my OWNS: heart
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Jackasses? You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses? What the hell's the matter with you?
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One wonders from where, deep in the bowels of your psyche, this stuff emerges.

But it is entertaining.
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robbbbbb wrote:
One wonders from where, deep in the bowels of your psyche, this stuff emerges.

Well, when a six-hour flight from NYC and Testament's 1992 album The Ritual love each other very much...



This was originally presented as a spoken word piece at a literary salon, where I waited until the room was half asleep before I stepped up and woke the neighbors with a full-volume rendition, complete with funny voices and everything. (Hint: do Fenris as old-skool Skeletor and Toby as any movie Batman and you're on the right track.)

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But it is entertaining.

The highest praise—thanks!
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HiveGod wrote:
This was originally presented as a spoken word piece at a literary salon

And we're to believe no video recording of this exists?
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kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
This was originally presented as a spoken word piece at a literary salon

And we're to believe no video recording of this exists?

I... am considering this.
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Have a neighborhood kid edit a flaming eyeball over your face, and your seat on the local school board will be protected.
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If you don't post it, everyone's going to have to continue to assume that, like Patton, your voice sounds less like George C. Scott & more like Minnie Mouse.
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HiveGod wrote:
You know how people of a certain age always seem to have a "that tape was stuck in my car radio for a year" stories? This one for the entire summer of 1993.
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Jackasses? You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses? What the hell's the matter with you?
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I can just imagine HiveGod at a local school board meeting:

Curriculum Salesman: "And this curriculum has a demonstrably proven improvement in literacy rates of 3.6%, with students moving up through material that connects with their experiences and interests. We're leveraging the current interest in fantasy literature to..."

HiveGod: "Excuse me, but how many wizards' scrotums are in it?"
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HiveGod wrote:
waited until the room was half asleep

The reaction of the person before you, as they saw you stand up to take the stage: "Aw, fuck, not this guy again. Now nobody will remember my treatise on the fascinating varieties of paper fibers."
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HiveGod wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
This was originally presented as a spoken word piece at a literary salon

And we're to believe no video recording of this exists?

I... am considering this.

Please, please: leather chair, smoking jacket and pipe.
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HiveGod wrote:

I... am considering this.
Gola wrote:
Please, please: leather chair, smoking jacket and pipe.
WERE this 'smoking jacket' "smouldering", or about to "burst aflame"!? ALSO, were there a 'tag' of which stated: "NOT for Blind Kids!"? cool
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Gola wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
This was originally presented as a spoken word piece at a literary salon

And we're to believe no video recording of this exists?

I... am considering this.

Please, please: leather chair, smoking jacket and pipe.
I'm ready to pledge to this Kickstarter.
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NSFW wrote:
This pretty much belongs here:

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Brett McKenzie before next gen Muppet fame somehow seems like it's found an appropriate place on BGG.

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