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Subject: The English and dinosaur sex rss

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J.D. Hall
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Frankly, I think this is as funny as it gets. I also love the "outrage" over the whole incident and promises by the government the dinosaur in question (you know, the one that's got that shit-eating grin on its face) will be cleaned and disinfected.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/10/03/woman-caught-having-...

One question: Are the models in question, ahem, "anatomically correct"?
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Humans did live at the same time as dinosaurs about 6k years ago so I'm sure this isn't the first time it's happened.
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I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.
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tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...



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In other news Melania Trump rumored to also be having sex with a Dinosaur.
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Shadrach wrote:
In other news Melania Trump rumored to also be having sex with a Dinosaur.




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They added: "However, we would also like to remind the public that the dinosaurs are for looking at only and should not be touched or climbed on."

Parents have reacted with horror to the image which was posted on social media.

One parent said: "I worry as children play with these dinosaurs, I was disgusted.

Then keep your damn kids off the dinosaurs, asshole!

They should replace the "please keep off the dinosaurs" signs with "sex perverts only ~ patrons responsible for their own disinfectant" signs. Problem solved. That's like three birds with one stone.

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One question: Are the models in question, ahem, "anatomically correct"?

Answered here
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Shadrach wrote:
In other news Melania Trump rumored to also be having sex with a Dinosaur.


Melania Trump only bangs Dinosaurs that ain't broke, so Trump better win.
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XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...


Also google Chuck Tingle.
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Once in a great while I'm actually pleased that an RSP thread finds it way into my subscriptions. This is one of those times.
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rekinom wrote:
XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...


Also google Chuck Tingle.


Yep, could not believe nobody had mentioned Space Raptor Butt Invasion (which was officially nominated for a Hugo award, by the way).
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XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...





I thought Chuck Tingle was the master of this genre. Or does he only have the gay male human-dino erotica market and Ms Simms has the female-on-Dino market?
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You have trump, but we have a woman who shags concrete dinosaurs, go for the win.
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You pommy blokes need to lift your game.
If your ladies are pleasuring them selves in dinosaur parks now, you are spending too much time at the football or the local darts tournament.
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So....

We've gone from an English lady who rode a model dinosaur to, ahem, completion, to a discussion on dildos and lubrication.

I love you guys!!!!!!!!!!
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XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...





Why did you have to post shit like this? I thought this was just some ridiculous photoshop job, but I was stupid and wiki'ed "Christie Sims" against my better judgment. Now I have come to the knowledge that there is a genre of writing called "Monster Erotica", which includes a sub-genre of "Dinosaur Erotica"!

What the f*&k is wrong with people?!?
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chrisnd wrote:
Why did you have to post shit like this? I thought this was just some ridiculous photoshop job, but I was stupid and wiki'ed "Christie Sims" against my better judgment. Now I have come to the knowledge that there is a genre of writing called "Monster Erotica", which includes a sub-genre of "Dinosaur Erotica"!

What the f*&k is wrong with people?!?


Yeah, I'm pretty sad about the weak market penetration of our literary field too. We've got some real geniuses at work!
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You know, I think this will be the name of any band I might set up.

English Sex dinosaur.
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You know, I think this will be the name of any band I might set up.

English Sex dinosaur.


Mine is "Chinese Death Plastic", but I am kind of liking "English Sex Dinosaur" quite a bit as well.
 
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chrisnd wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
You know, I think this will be the name of any band I might set up.

English Sex dinosaur.


Mine is "Chinese Death Plastic", but I am kind of liking "English Sex Dinosaur" quite a bit as well.


Razorwire Dildo was what we picked out in High School.

We were classy.
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chrisnd wrote:
XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...





Why did you have to post shit like this? I thought this was just some ridiculous photoshop job, but I was stupid and wiki'ed "Christie Sims" against my better judgment. Now I have come to the knowledge that there is a genre of writing called "Monster Erotica", which includes a sub-genre of "Dinosaur Erotica"!

What the f*&k is wrong with people?!?


Nothing.

And always remember Rule 34.
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JasonJ0 wrote:
chrisnd wrote:
XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...





Why did you have to post shit like this? I thought this was just some ridiculous photoshop job, but I was stupid and wiki'ed "Christie Sims" against my better judgment. Now I have come to the knowledge that there is a genre of writing called "Monster Erotica", which includes a sub-genre of "Dinosaur Erotica"!

What the f*&k is wrong with people?!?


Nothing.

And always remember Rule 34.


Now you are going to make me google "Rule 34" as well.

Ugh, I hate you people!
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chrisnd wrote:
XanderF wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
I'm shuddering to think what Rule 34 of the internet means for this topic.


I assure you, the internet is way ahead of you on that one...





Why did you have to post shit like this? I thought this was just some ridiculous photoshop job, but I was stupid and wiki'ed "Christie Sims" against my better judgment. Now I have come to the knowledge that there is a genre of writing called "Monster Erotica", which includes a sub-genre of "Dinosaur Erotica"!

What the f*&k is wrong with people?!?
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I don't even think I could read it with a straight face.

"His sweat glistened off his truncated but well muscled arms... The anticipation of a gentle kiss from his disease ridden maw was enough to get my motor running. After a long slow embrace I assumed the mounting position awaiting the..."
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