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Subject: Trump Haikus rss

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Warren Smith
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Peace, order & good government.
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Donald is a Trump.
And a nasty one at that
Beware of Muslims!


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Trump is not the best.
But at least he tells the truth
Occasionally.

EDIT because it was a stretch to call "while" two syllables.
 
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Orange, a color
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Trump is too good for just 17.

17 is what the people - I'm not saying which people, but we all know what sort of people I mean, the sort of people who want to keep us to 17 want to keep us to.

But Trump will make the haiku great again with great words. really good words that don't have to add up to 17. And the people that want just 17, well you go and do something - I'm not saying what, but if you want to do something about, something to stop them from just using 17, I'm not saying what but if you keep them from doing that it will be really great and America will be great with Trump. But not with 17.
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One superlative
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The greatness of Trump
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Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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Seventeen is easy
If the last syllable is
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
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Donald Trump
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I know syllables
I know the best syllables
Syllables love me
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Carried by the wind
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Our jobs to China
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Nice tits on that one
WHAAT, what'd I say? #Crooked Hil
Steals this election
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He's playing a role
Fear and hate personified
Reps reap what they sow
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Our problems are caused
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He called me brilliant
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Maybe if I say
Something really outrageous
I can lose this...Nope
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Crooked Hillary
Helping ISIS her whole life
Isn't it a shame?
 
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Someone who destroys
Thirty thousand emails
Can't be president
 
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Donald TRUMPeter
TINY-'mindset grasps what-not'
well, "in his hands", then?
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Robert Wesley
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cool B-I-G "but, HILLARY!"
Dennis Smalls "approved message!"
"you other bros KNOW!"
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Robert Wesley
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TRUMP done 'thrown himself'
"under the SHORT-syllabus!"
it was EPIC YUGE

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Robert Wesley
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wow Hillary turns 'moi'
into NEWT Gingrich that 'stole'
the NEXT election!

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Kaitlyn_Res wrote:
Crooked Hillary
Helping ISIS her whole life
Isn't it a shame?


But...But Hillary!
Pivoting Haikus is bad
Everybody knows that
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Mac Mcleod
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Kaitlyn_Res wrote:
Someone who destroys
Thirty thousand emails
Can't be president


Shouldn't you have said
"Shouldn't be" not "can not be?"
Clearly, she will be.

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Mexico pays out
Trump is president elect!
Neither happening.
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