There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary: Those who do, and those who don't.
I'm not as bad as a small child, but I really should time my visits to the bathroom better. Why did I insist on "holding it" for so long? I could barely get my pants open before my bladder wanted to purge.
Sweet bliss, moments later, on the other hand. (an unfortunate turn-of-phrase, but I'll own it)