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The Martians are indeed multicellular organisms that live just below the surface of Mars , perhaps 2 to 3 inches.
They may 'macroscopically' appear like slime molds.
They work together using biologically generated electric fields to create and manipulate dust devils. (eels)
As well, they can detect and generate localized magnetic fields which provide some protection against Solar and Cosmic radiation. (pigeons)
In aggregate they are relatively intelligent and have developed binary electrical stimuli for internal large data communication. (Homo Sapiens)
Being near the surface of Mars and not dwelling beneath kilometers of ice like the denizens on the Jovian moons (et alia) further out, they can "see" the sky... the Universe beyond Mars... 'us'... and what's coming their way.
They take advantage of the raised volcanoes [mons] to 'rapidly' observe events occurring on the topography of Mars and to organize structures vertically in three dimensions that would be difficult to make in the 2 to 3 inch deep biosphere that enwraps Mars. (Our own biosphere: a "thin" layer of dinosaur poop, plant farts, and brine)
In the absence of sophisticated encryption in landing craft from Earth, the Martians are able to interfere with landing vehicles, which most accounts state, have not been biologically sanitized since the Viking Landers of the '70s.
Though definitely without a 'space program', the Martians are developing cloud manipulation.
Information on varying degrees of Martian "social" organization, behavior, economics, evolution is scant. (Is after all Human society just 'one entity'?)
Site selection may be more than crucial for attempted landings if Martian technological developments can be recognized as to their limitations.
~~~George Lincoln Roswell
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Based upon my poor understanding of history, science, and ethics...
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A quick Google search reveals George Lincoln Roswell has not published on global warming, therefore he is not a legitimate scientist. However a much more interesting conspiracy was revealed concerning a man with a similar name which looked kind of interesting. I shall report back.
 
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Based upon my poor understanding of history, science, and ethics...
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Research: POS was shot. Acquaintance convicted. Conspiracy: Jews did it.

Found this, had to laugh, research ended:

On August 27, an NSWPP spokesman reported that Federal officials had approved a military burial at Culpeper National Cemetery, Rockwell being an honorably discharged veteran.[30] The cemetery specified that no Nazi insignia could be displayed, and when the fifty mourners violated these conditions the entrance to the cemetery was blocked in a five-hour standoff, during which the hearse (which had been stopped on railroad tracks near the cemetery) was nearly struck by an approaching train. The next day Rockwell's body was cremated.
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G.L. Roswell.
The appeal of the rhythmic cadence with a modified suffix appended, seemed to be evocative of clinical insanity and paranoid Nut-itude.
Don't go into the laundromat!
 
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