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Subject: This isn't funny. So why can't I stop laughing . . . rss

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Drew
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Patient burned by mid-surgery explosion when laser ignites fart

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A patient passing gas during surgery ended up being burned after the laser ignited the fart, resulting in a fiery explosion, a report released Friday by the Tokyo Medical University Hospital said.

While doctors operated on the woman's cervix, she apparently farted — the laser igniting the emission. As a result, her lower body in particular was badly affected, according to the Asahi Shimbun.

"When the patient's intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser," the report states, "and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire."

A committee of experts charged with investigating the incident ruled that there were no other flammable materials present at the time of surgery and the equipment that was used did not malfunction, leading them to believe the woman's flatulence was the culprit.
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This is why you never have laser surgery during Burreato. That's Burreato 101, come on lady! shake
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It reminds me of that classic song by The Doors: "(Come on Baby) Light my Fart."
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whistle The 'Jose Feliciano'-version MUST have been something after he had all manner of 'bean'-dishes, since he's stating SUCH "fast & furiously" at the 'tailpipe-end' for the "song". gulp
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I saw an episode of 1000 Ways to Die in which a plastic surgeon died when a patient farted. The laser cutter ignited the gas and unfortunately the surgeon happened to inhale at that exact moment and the ensuing fireball went right into his lungs. Very odd way to go out.
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Which no doubt explains why Jedi's never fart, special Jedi arse powers.
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Sorrellbo wrote:
I saw an episode of 1000 Ways to Die in which a plastic surgeon died when a patient farted. The laser cutter ignited the gas and unfortunately the surgeon happened to inhale at that exact moment and the ensuing fireball went right into his lungs. Very odd way to go out.


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