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35.9% of Goal | 27 Days Left
I'm lying awake at 2:32 am. E1/E2 is out there, and it torments me. I would go to the ends if the earth to steal your copy if I knew where it lay. I would pass like a shadow through your silent, darkened house, into your game room, and I would take down your box of Mombasa. Like Indy in the temple with the golden idol, I would shake out my trembling fingers and slowly remove the lid - ever so slowly - so the box doesn't make that fart noise. I would remove your E1/E2 and put it inside my jacket, near to my heart. I would replace your Mombasa on the shelf exactly where it was. Maybe this would buy me a precious hour, even a day, in my flight.
I would sleep, at last, on the flight home, and when I arrived, I would put my E1/E2 in my Mombasa, where it belongs.