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#13. Why is Chocolate envious of a Lion?
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Yeah...I've been stalling for some more answers, but I guess I won't see them. I'll post a poll in a little while.
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Blott wrote:
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Yeah...I've been stalling for some more answers, but I guess I won't see them. I'll post a poll in a little while.


Ah!! I forgot about this one!

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I got nothin'.
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jeffwiles wrote:
Blott wrote:
Dave wrote:
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Yeah...I've been stalling for some more answers, but I guess I won't see them. I'll post a poll in a little while.


Ah!! I forgot about this one!

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I got nothin'.


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#13. Why is Chocolate envious of a Lion?

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  Your Answer   Vote Percent Vote Count
Because the Lion has a NFL team named after them and any team is better than no team
14.3% 2
He so full of pride it makes one paws.
7.1% 1
It's not. It was lion.
28.6% 4
The closest it can come to being a big cat is being a Kit-Kat.
64.3% 9
Because it wanted to turn the tables on those who eat chocolate.
14.3% 2
What, you never heard that famous Aesop fable about the Lion and the Mousse?
42.9% 6
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This poll is now closed.   14 answers
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Closes: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:00 am
 
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No I didn't say anything.... whistle

Some good entries there
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#14. What's the last line of the book about a Horse and Poop?
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What's the last line of the book about ___ and ___?

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What's the last line of the book about ___ and ___?

Worst. Template. EVAR!

I guess, and the number of answers proves it.
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Blott wrote:
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What's the last line of the book about ___ and ___?

Worst. Template. EVAR!

I guess, and the number of answers proves it.
I like it. It's got that Ex Libris/Balderdash feel to it. You get to be creative, rather than trying to squeeze old tired puns into your answer (as has happened in the past few "jokes").
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Randy,

I'm a fan of creative party games, including Balderdash and Liebrary. There's a lot of wiggle room in a word definition or plot summary. But I don't think there's enough in "last line"; there certainly aren't enough well-known ones to key off of.
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#14. What's the last line of the book about a Horse and Poop?

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And finally the filly's fickle fecal flopped.
25.0% 5
"'Adios,' he said as he hit the trail."
30.0% 6
And so the horse strained really hard and the poop came out of... The End
0.0% 0
And so, little colt, that's why we ride in front of the cart.
35.0% 7
And that's how I found out the term "meadow muffins" is a misnomer.
30.0% 6
and it all came out in the end
15.0% 3
Happily, everything came out OK for the horse.
20.0% 4
And that's why you need to watch your step while jousting.
5.0% 1
I don't remember. I think I wrote it on a Post-It Note somewhere.
20.0% 4
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This poll is now closed.   20 answers
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Closes: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:00 am
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#15. What's the line from the old song about a Pair of Underpants and an Airplane?
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Dave wrote:
Randy,

I'm a fan of creative party games, including Balderdash and Liebrary. There's a lot of wiggle room in a word definition or plot summary. But I don't think there's enough in "last line"; there certainly aren't enough well-known ones to key off of.

Gotta say, they were better than expected. This is one of those polls where I definitely would not have voted for my own entry (which I failed to submit).*

* "And is there more to this tale? Neigh, it is dung."
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Dave wrote:
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Randy,

I'm a fan of creative party games, including Balderdash and Liebrary. There's a lot of wiggle room in a word definition or plot summary. But I don't think there's enough in "last line"; there certainly aren't enough well-known ones to key off of.

Gotta say, they were better than expected. This is one of those polls where I definitely would not have voted for my own entry (which I failed to submit).*

* "And is there more to this tale? Neigh, it is dung."


I agree, the entries were VERY FUNNY!! It was hard to just pick 2!! They had me LOL!!!!!!!!
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I'm going to give until tomorrow for submissions on this one. I've only received a few responses so far. Note: Starting right now, with the active question, I will accept up to 5 different answers per person. That ought to increase the number of answers each time.
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Blott wrote:
I will accept up to 5 different answers per person.

Although I would encourage folks to continue to always vote for at least one other persons answer, even if it means voting more than twice.
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#15. What's the line from the old song about a Pair of Underpants and an Airplane?

(Vote for your 2 favorite answers, but only 1 of those votes can be for your own submissions.)
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"Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane; ain't got time to clean my shit stains..."
6.7% 1
"They both have a cockpit."
26.7% 4
I'm tired of these blankety-blank Hanes on this blankety-blank plane.
13.3% 2
The stains in Hanes fall mainly on the plane...
46.7% 7
I'm leaking on a jet plane...
40.0% 6
"Pardon me miss, but turbulence in the lower department requires me to retrieve an item from the overhead compartment."
26.7% 4
Don't lose your knickers whilst flying in a Vickers
13.3% 2
"Oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner, Carry me to my home. Oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner, Cause it's there I left my long johns."
6.7% 1
Voters 15
This poll is now closed.   15 answers
Poll created by Blott
Closes: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:00 am
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#16. Why does a Zombie love a Pair of Combat Boots?
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#16. Why does a Zombie love a Pair of Combat Boots?

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  Your Answer   Vote Percent Vote Count
Because he can love them strictly for their body and not their mind!
13.3% 2
Because of the protection they give when worn on their head.
6.7% 1
It was tasty getting to them.
40.0% 6
Because they match his new purse.
20.0% 3
Narrrgghhh Bleeeagghh
0.0% 0
Hooww's Wannnttt Booooots....
13.3% 2
They are full of a nice, warm, brain-owning soldier.
13.3% 2
Because they prevent any Thriller-style dancing.
13.3% 2
To have a couple more souls.
33.3% 5
I'm a Zombie! Vote for my punchline or I'll use my Combat Boots to kick your brains out...then eat them. Yeah, you heard me.
0.0% 0
The heels are great for cracking open tough skulls, and the laces great for flossing brain from teeth.
6.7% 1
Puss 'n boots.
13.3% 2
Voters 15
This poll is now closed.   15 answers
Poll created by Blott
Closes: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:00 am
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#17. What does a Light Bulb have in common with the President?
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#17. What does a Light Bulb have in common with the President?

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It takes 270 electors to change them.
5.9% 1
Both will get replaced within four years.
35.3% 6
They are both screwed up.
23.5% 4
They both bear the brunt of many jokes.
23.5% 4
A bright halo of beamming light that shines and illuminates all who gaze upon it in wonder.
5.9% 1
They're both brighter than their predecessors.
35.3% 6
It's bright and shiny, but doesn't do much.
41.2% 7
People frequently ask "How many will it take to change it/him?"
5.9% 1
It's brighter than the one it replaced.
17.6% 3
Voters 17
This poll is now closed.   17 answers
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Closes: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:00 am
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#18. What's the difference between the Universe and the Loch Ness Monster?
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