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#18. What's the difference between the Universe and the Loch Ness Monster?

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The Universe is controlled by an omniscient, impartial Master, but *nobody* tells the Loch Ness Monster what to do.
12.5% 2
The Loch Ness Monster resides in a Scottish lake, whereas the Universe resides in... holy shit, my brain just exploded.
18.8% 3
A Miss Loch Ness Monster contest wouldn't attract many viewers.
93.8% 15
The answer to the great question of Life, The Loch Ness Monster, and Everything, is... 41.
6.2% 1
One is a carnivorous creature seen from the cold coast, the other is a colossal construction whose creation is controversial.
12.5% 2
Universe anagrams to "Eve, I runs", while Loch Ness Monster anagrams to "Stench less, moron".
37.5% 6
Post-It Notes??
6.2% 1
Voters 16
This poll is now closed.   16 answers
Poll created by Blott
Closes: Sun Mar 7, 2010 6:00 am
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#19. Why is a Knight afraid of a Cake?
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#19. Why is a Knight afraid of a Cake?

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Because it's either that or death.
14.3% 2
Because it can withstand his mighty sword!
7.1% 1
The cake was awesome at jousting.
7.1% 1
Because it was decorated with a rabbit.
21.4% 3
Because a cake can have a knight and eat it too.
35.7% 5
Because the German Chocolate Cake has nuts, but the Knight apparently not so much.
14.3% 2
She's afraid she'll gain weight and no longer be able to play with the Pips. (Whoops, that's why Gladys Knight is afraid of a cake.)
21.4% 3
He's afraid the chocolate frosting will stain the new Nike collection. (Whoops, that's why Phil Knight is afraid of a cake.)
0.0% 0
He's afraid Jim J. Bullock will spot it, and then he'll never get him to leave. (Whoops, that's why Ted Knight is afraid of a cake.)
0.0% 0
Wouldn't you be if you knew you had to fit back into that armor?
50.0% 7
Voters 14
This poll is now closed.   14 answers
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Closes: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:00 am
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#20. Why does an Ice Cream Man always win a fight with a Thief?
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Well, I was going to clean out my geekmail and found a few answers to this last question still sitting in there. I thought I owed you all a final poll, but I don't think I'm going to run anymore questions for now.

Thanks to everyone who participated.

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Why does an Ice Cream Man always win a fight with a Thief?

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The thief can't stand after all the kids come to the Ice Cream man's defense.
Who do you think the neighborhood kids are going to side with?
Frozen stuff vs. bare hands - no contest.
Whatever the theif may be armed with is no match for a truckload of Bomb Pops!
Because the Ice Cream Man is Chuck Norris.
Because his German Chocolate ice cream has nuts, but the Thief apparently not so much.
Because he's chilled to the bone
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