Brian Cooksey
United States
Nashville
Tennessee
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downeymb wrote: Also, any progress on the questionnaire?
The general questionnaire is on the way. I'll send each of you a more specific one tailored to your character as I get more information.
Speaking of which...
Quote: I've been filling in a lot of details about my character, but I figured you don't want them in drips and drabs. But maybe you do?
Send me what you've got! If it's something we can discuss that will help you focus your character, it's all good.
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Unknown Ediology
United States
Tennessee
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Psst...if you want a free RPGGeek PBF micro badge go here!
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Young & Lawful Good
United Kingdom
Redhill
Surrey
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So Brian said it was totally fine if I wanted to spend less than 100 and have a really weak character. Who wants my leftover points?
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Unknown Ediology
United States
Tennessee
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Ha! That's an easy question. All of us would want them!
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Young & Lawful Good
United Kingdom
Redhill
Surrey
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Oh, I see. Well, you guys fight it out and whoever wins gets to keep them. I'll sit over here and watch.
*munches popcorn*
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Joe Kundlak
Slovakia
Bratislava
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While they fight, I take 'em!
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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Unfortunately for you, I already made an agreement with Brian that I would get the extra points of anyone before they were available.
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Unknown Ediology
United States
Tennessee
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downeymb wrote: Unfortunately for you, I already made an agreement with Brian that I would get the extra points of anyone before they were available.
Unfortunately for you, your agreement was signed in Virginia. According to Amber's Code of Regulations, Section H, paragraph (1)(f). "All such agreements are rendered null and void upon crossing the state line into Tennessee, or by being signed by a party who resides in Tennessee. The benefits of such contracts must instead vest in a party who resides within the border of Tennessee."
Luckily - I just happen to fit the criteria. Therefore, I'll be taking those points, thank you.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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Ha, that's the code of regulations that I made sure you were given so you wouldn't know the REAL code of regulations, which, of course, states that anyone who tries to use the fake code of regulations immediately forfeits ALL of his points to be divided up evenly among all players in Virginia.
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Andrew Goenner
United States
Superior
Wisconsin
Running 5 PbFs
And still sane...mostly
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Unknown Ediology wrote: downeymb wrote: Unfortunately for you, I already made an agreement with Brian that I would get the extra points of anyone before they were available. Unfortunately for you, your agreement was signed in Virginia. According to Amber's Code of Regulations, Section H, paragraph (1)(f). "All such agreements are rendered null and void upon crossing the state line into Tennessee, or by being signed by a party who resides in Tennessee. The benefits of such contracts must instead vest in a party who resides within the border of Tennessee." Luckily - I just happen to fit the criteria. Therefore, I'll be taking those points, thank you.
Unfortunately for YOU, I used time managing capabilities and grabbed the points before they were even distributed, thus they are now mine.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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But of course I anticipated that, so I convinced Brian to give you a different set of points that are actually worth twice the noral value, only they're negative.
So you just have so much bad stuff that I will win any time there is any chance involved at all, no matter the type of contest.
(I sometimes feel like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was written by ADRPG players)
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Joe Kundlak
Slovakia
Bratislava
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* sneaking past Matt and Andrew I nonchalantly walk over to the table and grab the remaining points *
* while they are still arguing, I leave a note there and walk away... *
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Andrew Goenner
United States
Superior
Wisconsin
Running 5 PbFs
And still sane...mostly
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downeymb wrote: But of course I anticipated that, so I convinced Brian to give you a different set of points that are actually worth twice the noral value, only they're negative.
So you just have so much bad stuff that I will win any time there is any chance involved at all, no matter the type of contest.
(I sometimes feel like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was written by ADRPG players)
BUT I anticipated THAT and secretly switched the points, so YOU ended up with the negative points while the positive are safely in my pockets...hey Matt, did you hear something?
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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Of course, we both planned for Joe to get the negative points from the beginning, since we've actually been working together all along, despite what everyone has seen and thought.
So now we get to split them and have them all to ourselves. Except I had ANOTHER secret agreement with a player who has yet to reveal his/her role, so we can easily gang up on you if you don't give me your share of the points.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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OK, can this game start already? We're clearly in the right frame of mind...
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Joe Kundlak
Slovakia
Bratislava
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The game has long started, my friend!
Haven't you noticed the twisting sinking shadows? 
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Unknown Ediology
United States
Tennessee
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All throughout the exchanges, all I could think of was "Inconceivable!"
Therefore, here's the game. The points are on the table, both negative and positive. However, both are wrapped up in neat little boxes. I will place one box in front of Downey, and one in front of Andrew. It will be your choice, Downey, as to which box each of you will open. Choose wisely.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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It's a trap, clearly. Both boxes contain negative points, with maybe a smidge of positive to make your statement technically true. The majority of the positive points are in your pocket. Or at least, they were. Last time you had your clothes cleaned I installed a trump in the pocket, so now all of those points are tucked safely away where only I can get them.
Incidentally, I also have your keys, some spare change, some old receipts from Burger King, and a pack of crackers you stole from the salad bar that one time. Everything's in good shape, except the crackers. They kind of got crushed.
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Andrew Goenner
United States
Superior
Wisconsin
Running 5 PbFs
And still sane...mostly
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However, I KNEW that you would take these from his pockets during dry-cleaning and moments after you did so, I swapped them for negative points and placed the positive in one of these two boxes. So of course I must just take both and run away.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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That's it, go ahead and run away. You only THINK you've bested me...
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Joe Kundlak
Slovakia
Bratislava
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I have resorted to munching popcorn, guys...
Interesting to watch two young amberites killing each other for a slew of points. Will chat with the winner... after I rob him!
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Andrew Goenner
United States
Superior
Wisconsin
Running 5 PbFs
And still sane...mostly
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Joeyeti wrote: I have resorted to munching popcorn, guys...
Interesting to watch two young amberites killing each other for a slew of points. Will chat with the winner... after I rob him!
Amberite? You, sir, INSULT me!
As for you, Matt, I think I have bested you, therefore I have...I believe that's how the saying goes.
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Unknown Ediology
United States
Tennessee
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Yes, go ahead and think all you want. As long as you're content and blissful in your ignorance, we won't shatter your delusion.
For you see, while the two of you have been busy bickering; you've missed the grand scheme of things! The points 'stolen' from my clothes were imposters! HA ha! Yes, yes. I took the real points, placed them in an undisclosed room with my points, and put on a little Barry White. Now, the points have multiplied a thousand fold (i tell you, these points are like rabbits) - and they're all mine! And, if you manage to steal a few of them; since they're the progeny of my points, you'll be completely under my control. The grand scheme has fallen into place exactly according to plan.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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Andrew, that's fine. Run along now. Don't bother checking what's ACTUALLY in the boxes.
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Matt Downey
United States
Alexandria
Virginia
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Oh Nate. I think now is the time to reveal that I am your father. They are really loyal to me. As you should be, too.
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