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a little woman, dressed in an exquisite red leather hauberk, a skirt studded with rubbies at the bottom hem, and chain mail underneath. Her fiery red hair seemed to blow in the wind...
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"GULP" gulped Larry. "Why, she's beautiful", Larry whispered into The Little Man's ear. "This is nothing like the last few days of this crazy adventure."

"Humina, humina, humina", replied The Little Man.

"Well boys...", said the red haired chevalière, "what say we ...
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show you what is under this chainmail"! The little red head woman start to take of her chainmail and Larry and the Little Man were shocked to see . . . .
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the mutated Vogon slowly lumbering up the passageway, menacingly approaching the stunning red headed woman.

"Stay away from her you stinking mass of flesh" yelled The Little Man as he run down the passageway twirling the towel above his head.

Larry watched in horror as ...


edit: Talk about bad form - the post before this one was deleted, so the story is a bit off-kilter
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the vogon waltzed past the Little Man and proceeded to berate the little red headed woman. "You've ruined my poetic masterpiece! This three balled hairpiece weighs as much as an island in New York! Now, we have to begin again! From the top!" The red headed woman turned to the nearest airlock and then ...

(Edit 1)(I had an entry before the previous, but I lost the "race to click submit". It definitely didn't read well with my first post, so I deleted it.)
(Edit 2) Um, er. Different line from a different posted was deleted.


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hoped that no one wanted to keep her around as a character because suicide was better than listening to the Vogon. She opened the airlock and jumped out killing herself; but the airlock was left open and . . .
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"I hear that there's no sound in space, so no Vogon poetry" screamed Larry as everything in the area was pushed into space. "Press the button!" shouted the Little Man.
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"Don't panic" Larry said with a smile as he pressed the button on the little ship.

Larry, The Little Man, and the mostly clothed red haired chevalière, who wasn't dead yet, found themselves in the galley of a much nicer ship. They were savoring the aroma a very fine blend of coffe and some freshly made cinnamon toast when in walked a very dour robot that said ...
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"I am Bender. Please, insert girter". Larry, the Little Man, and the red haired woman who could not die all looked at each other and . . .
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instantly agreed that Bender's Serpent's Tongue incantation of "Please. Insert. Girter" was wrong since Larry, the Little Man, and the red haired woman simultaneously felt a sudden surge of resonance power course through them and ...
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ran up to Bender and began to change the way he looked and edit his program. Bender was no longer a robot who said "I am Bender please insert girter" but was now . . . .
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Larry, The Little Man and the Red Haired Chevalière needed something to distract the angry looking Silastic Armourfiend of Striterax that was coming down the passageway toward them.

The Armourfiend seemed dangerous since he was yelling ....
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"DANGER, DANGER, DANGER"
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The Leela robot took a position blocking the door to the galley and sternly said to the Armourfiend, "STOP! Just what is the danger? Have you lost your potatoes?".

"NO! NO! NO!" sputtered the Armourfiend as he approached the galley door. "It seems that someone has ....
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". . . kill your party"! So he swung his machete chopping off Leela's head. Not being satisfied by just one kill he turned on Larry, the Little Man and the red headed woman.
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"Panic! Panic! Now' the time to Panic!" yelled The Little Man as the Armourfiend took aim for his neck. Sensing that The Little Man might be right, Larry pressed the button again and transported himself, The Little Man and the Red Haired Chevalière onto another ship.

All three breathed a sigh of relief, perhaps too soon, for shortly after they materialized a computerized voice said ...
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"Auto destruction in 10 seconds, 9 seconds, 8 seconds, 7 seconds, 6 seconds, 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds . . . . . "
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...and got stuck at "One second...one second...one second!"
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This time it was the Red Haired Chevalière who yelled "Panic! Panic! Panic!" as Larry pressed the button yet again.

Larry, The Little Man and the Red Haired Chevalière found themselves re-materializing right in the middle of the mess hall of a ship belonging to ....
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. . . . the Titantic. This group had no luck at all. The ship was already sinking and water was rushing towards the three of them.
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Just then the most amazing, glorius, wonderful, most unpredictable thing happened. It was...
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dark in the mess hall. Just one emergency light was piercing the darkness as the water filled the compartment. The only sound was that of the groans and creaking of the dying ship.

Larry let out a sigh. "It's like some capricious deity with dissociative identity disorder was directing our every move", thought Larry. The Little Man said "I agree. Nothing seems to go our way." For a minute Larry was perplexed because he didn't think he said that out loud. He was about to question The Little Man about this when the Red Haired Chevalière said "hey look at that strange bottle."

She pickup up the beautiful, mulberry colored bottle and un-stoppered it. A beautiful genie appeared and said "what is your wish master?" The Red Haired Chevalière replied, "get us out of here!"

And with that our intrepid trio found themselves in Coco Beach, Florida, on a sultry June day, just seconds before Gemini IX was to lift off. "Well..." said Red Haired Chevalière, "that's quite a ...
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"waste of a wish now that I think of it. I could have had anything and didn't think! What happened to getting three wishes! That genie disappeared on us. With all her anger she . . ."
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she stomped her feet in the sand and screamed "fooey, fooey, fooey". Just then the Gemini rocket ignited and roared into the sky. "Did I do that?" asked the Red Haired Chevalière.

"No, it was supposed to happen" Larry said drolly. "You know, you're still holding the genie bottle. Maybe we can get some more wishes?"

"All right you sultry Jinn, show yourself" ordered the RHC as she rubbed the bottle.

In an exhalation of smoke, the genie exited the bottle and reformed before the trio.

A teenage boy nearby, upon seeing the buxom, blond, scantily clad genie remarked ...
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