Jeff Wiles
United States Macon Georgia
It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite
Josh Jennings
United States San Diego California
You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's/its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch
J.D. Berry
United States Springfield VA
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around. Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
Jesse Hickle
United States Griffith Indiana
This space for rent.
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around. (got beat to it)
Josh Jennings
United States San Diego California
Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite on more than you can chew What can you do
Bob Briggs
United States Lynnwood Washington
Live Life with Passion Climb the mountain of your dream rise up to the occasion Play your own hand too
Andy Andersen
United States Newark Delaware
Think outside the box At the end of the day
Matt Riddle
United States Michigan
I like jelly. wait, what are we doin?
J
United States San Diego California
You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.
David Debien
United States Round Rock Texas
Dude, you're getting a Dell!did i do it right?
Andy Andersen
United States Newark Delaware
If your name is Smuckers, you've got to be good.
\m/ Stoner Rock \m/ (Joe)
United States Atlanta Georgia
Bah Weep Graaagnah Weep Ni-Ni Bong!
iStitch
United States Kalamazoo Michigan
If at first you don't succeed, forget it and start drinking.
Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickles Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid
Exit 191
United States Buckeye Arizona
The five noble animals - camel, horse, ram, goat (played by moose), cow
You beat rock, paper, and scissors.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
United States Chula Vista California
You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
午餐先生
United States San Mateo California
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer
Josh Jennings
United States San Diego California
Would you look at all that stuff ... They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Key Locks
United States Indianapolis Indiana
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
Key Locks
United States Indianapolis Indiana
You got your Weird Al in my Transformers! You got your Transformers on my Weird Al!
jdberry wrote:
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around.
Only problem is that it is now called Cushelle and Mr. Whipple has been replaced by a Koala.
Avri Klemer
United States NYC New York
It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like they say you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free . . .
午餐先生
United States San Mateo California
Burn your candle at both ends
Jeff Wiles
United States Macon Georgia
Look a gift horse in the mouth. Mashed potatoes can be your friend.
Avri Klemer
United States NYC New York
I can't hear you!