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I love hot chicks. Love them. Picked up some babes at the local Farmer's Market yesterday. Beautiful orange-haired chicks.

Prepped them to be grilled today. Washed them, cut them in half and scraped out the innards with my fingers. No problem.

About 30 minutes later my eyes began to swell and my chest began to tighten. Oh-oh - reaction. I've never had one before but I knew the symptoms. I stuck my face in a bowl of milk - no help. Tried to scrape all of the skin of my fingers - didn't work. By now I was having a bit of trouble breathing.

The last humiliation of all - I had to pee. Now my unmentionables are on fire - both. I am dying.

Why no warnings on chicks?

Oh the humanity.
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I... I should have thought this through.

No more posting before bed for me. shake
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Don't you dare apologize!
We don't have nearly enough chlamydia/gonorrhea jokes in ChitChat.
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Good Lord - we're brothers
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Orangemoose wrote:
Good Lord - we're brothers

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tickmanfan wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
Good Lord - we're brothers



Maybe not whistle
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I'm being mocked soblue

Oh well.
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Orangemoose wrote:
I'm being mocked soblue

Oh well.


That is the highest honor that can be bestowed on a Chit Chatter.
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Orangemoose wrote:
I'm being mocked soblue

Oh well.


Except you're not.
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Erniepaul wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
I'm being mocked soblue Oh well.

That is the highest honor that can be bestowed on a Chit Chatter.

This.
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jonnylawless wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
I'm being mocked soblue Oh well.

Except you're not.

And this.
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Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know
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Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.


There -- are you happy now?
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claymore_57 wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.


There -- are you happy now?


Sort of
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Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know





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I only read that the girls made you itch and I thought you fool, why didn't you use protection.

Those hot girls always make my unmentionables itch.
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Good thing you didn't dip your unmentionables in milk, made me think of an old joke that would surely get this thread moved to RSP asap. devil
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Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


You are not being mocked.
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Doomfarer wrote:
Good thing you didn't dip your unmentionables in milk, made me think of an old joke that would surely get this thread moved to RSP asap. devil


...and for a moment this was feeling like a FTL thread... devil
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Orangemoose wrote:
claymore_57 wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.


There -- are you happy now?


Sort of


Mock mock!
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klarkinhistrep wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
claymore_57 wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.


There -- are you happy now?


Sort of


Mock mock!


I knew it. cool
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Orangemoose wrote:
klarkinhistrep wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
claymore_57 wrote:
Orangemoose wrote:
Am I being mocked or not?

I need to know


Mock, mock, mock, mock, mock.


There -- are you happy now?


Sort of


Mock mock!


I knew it. cool


Much in the way Mock Liver resembles Liver.
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