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Rudy
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Some crazy chain of events happens and now you have super powers. I don't mean amazing abilities that can be used for good. No, I'm talking about something very minor and selfish. What kind of powers do you want?


1. I want the ability to lightly shock people by just thinking about them. I have a few customers that need a small jolt every now and then.
2. The ability to stop my hair from growing. Goodbye shaving and haircuts!
3. To have a sixth sense for which traffic route will be the fastest. No more red light days.
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ability to grow/shrink any parts of my body I wish, on a whim.
(thought I'd beat the rest of them to it, hopefully tactfully)
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I'd like to be able to eat and drink as much as I want and not gain weight. lol
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the ability to poop money.
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fightcitymayor wrote:
the ability to poop money.

Have fun with those quarters.
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The ability to remain positive in the face of adversity.
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tickmanfan wrote:
fightcitymayor wrote:
the ability to poop money.

Have fun with those quarters.


It's the pennies that will suck. You poop for half an hour and get $2.68
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tickmanfan wrote:
fightcitymayor wrote:
the ability to poop money.

Have fun with those quarters.


My son did that.

I still have the X-Ray. And the quarter.
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Geosphere wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
fightcitymayor wrote:
the ability to poop money.

Have fun with those quarters.


My son did that.

I still have the X-Ray. And the quarter.


That stinks.
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Whenever I see a reckless or rude driver, I want the ability to slowly let the air out of all of his tires...Invisible Caltrops!
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TELEPORTATION!!!!!!!!

I could get so much done!! I could pop in and out of my house on my bathroom breaks and catch up on my laundry and other household chores.

No more using the bathrooms at work!! No more packing lunch and snacks!

I could get rid of my car and save on gas money! (And car insurance, and repair costs, etc.)

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tickmanfan wrote:
1. I want the ability to lightly shock people by just thinking about them. I have a few customers that need a small jolt every now and then.

How about whenever you thumb someone on BGG, they instantly feel as if their high has been fived five has been highed as if they've just been high-fived by a man in a blue tick costume.

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2. The ability to stop my hair from growing. Goodbye shaving and haircuts!

YES! Some days, I would choose this over flight or superstrength or invisibility. Heck, with all the energy my body wastes by growing stupid tiny hairs on my shoulders, or better yet upper back where I can't reach them, or my nose[interrobang] I bet I could have had superpowers already. Or maybe I'd just be a little fatter. How much calories does growing a beard burn?

tickmanfan wrote:
3. To have a sixth sense for which traffic route will be the fastest. No more red light days.

I'd just like a sixth sense for how long the ride/drive takes. Never again having either to hurry or to wait, always arrive exactly on time.
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slowcorner wrote:
Whenever I see a reckless or rude driver, I want the ability to slowly let the air out of all of his tires.

Or a flock of birds to poop on them as soon as they get out of the car. Fly my pretties.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
TELEPORTATION!!!!!!!!


Keep it small. How about you can only teleport one room over and when no one is looking.
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purplewurple wrote:
How about whenever you thumb someone on BGG, they instantly feel as if their high has been fived five has been highed as if they've just been high-fived by a man in a blue tick costume.


No more late night thumbing for me.
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I would like to be able to go into a fuguelike state any time I am bored. I would not notice the time spent in this manner and I wouldnt age either.

BGG.CON would be where I spend most of my time.

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How about being able to fart the tune of your country's national anthem.
That would be a neat super power!
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I would like to be able to project my booming voice into any car while they are driving.

"JACK, THIS IS GOD. YOU DRIVE LIKE SHIT"
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Never get sick

Not have to sleep but can when I want to

Always have as much energy and motivation as I want ninja

Always smell really nice to everyone and naturally become clean so that showering is optional but not necessary whistle

Be able to think whatever food I want into existance arrrh

Everyone always feel like they "owe me one" so that I am constintly getting free stuff devil
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slowcorner wrote:
Whenever I see a reckless or rude driver, I want the ability to slowly let the air out of all of his tires...Invisible Caltrops!

Just stay out of the left lane!
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I'd like to be able to make pearls under my tongue.

Oh wait, I read that as shellfish super powers.
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When I am driving, slow cars would move over for me and traffic cops would never notice if I was speeding
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tickmanfan wrote:
slowcorner wrote:
Whenever I see a reckless or rude driver, I want the ability to slowly let the air out of all of his tires.

Or a flock of birds to poop on them as soon as they get out of the car. Fly my pretties.
but are they pooping money?
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Power to instantly read and comprehend any book.
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