Will talk for food!
I am a voiceover actor, curler (currently retired), and stay-at-home dad. I wrote a series of children's books a few years ago, and you can find my hit PS2 game King of Fighters 2006 in the bargain bin of your local GameStop. Or not. It may be going for high prices on Ebay at this point. Also, I've performed the narration on nearly 100 audiobooks available on Audible.com, including God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, the Stark's War series, and Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End (nominated for a 2009 Audie award). Since late 2006, I've had the opportunity to do some voice work for The Dice Tower, producing some advertisements, reviews, and comic sketches. These days, I'm co-host of the podcast with Tom Vasel. I also serve on the board of the Jack Vasel Memorial Fund. When not playing games or talking for money, I attempt to keep the children and the puggle from destroying the house.
Santa: I am simultaneously frightened and intrigued, which is your intent, I believe. I've been good, really.