I practiced law in New York for a bit. Then I helped make wine in the Rhine Valley for a while. I occasionally write brilliant things for public consumption. I am humble. And handsome. And heroic. Come to think of it, I also happen to be happy, hip and Homo Sapien. That is so weird. I am pretty much every adjective that starts with the letter "h". Wait a second, I'm not a hermit crab. Never mind, hermit crab is a noun, not an adjective. Phew.
Likes: Puppies, money, puppies that give me money. (If I were to list these in order of preference, the rich puppies would be first and the other two would be tied for second.
Dislikes: Know-it-all jerks who say things like, "The correct term is Homo Sapiens (with an "s") and it isn't an adjective."
Hobbies: Writing clever "about me" entries, incorrect use of emoticons
, board games.
Organizations: BGG Community, The International Truncated Sentence Society (the former is an online board game community, while the latter--