Dear Secret Santa,
It's a new year, and I look forward to fresh torments. Tis the season, after all!
I have been particularly good this year, having served on a jury recently for 8 days (and causing an extra day of deliberation due to my beliefs in evidence beyond a reasonable doubt, but that's another story). Civic service like that pretty much wipes away all karmic debts for the year, right?
Hooray for another year of secret Santa'ing!
- Thomas, aged 39 years and 3 months.