William Goldman’s The Princess Bride (1987) was a catchphrase machine. Back in 2008, one of those catchphrases was turned into a board game: Storming the Castle. It was followed five years later with Prepare to Die. It must a lucrative IP, because Game Salute is planning even more games inspired by lines in the movie.
Below you’ll find some future games inspired by other famous catchphrases. See how many you recognize from the description (click on the blank ‘spoiler’ to find the title).
Auto racing game where players immediately lose if they’re lappedSpoiler (click to reveal)You… Shall… Not… Pass!
Yet another Medieval worker placement about constructing cathedralsSpoiler (click to reveal)If you build it, He will come
RPG set behind the scenes at an ultra-competitive beauty pageant that turns uglySpoiler (click to reveal)I’ll Get You, My Pretty!
And its expansion, which goes behind the scenes at an American Kennel Club show that turns uglySpoiler (click to reveal)Your Little Dog, Too
Wargame about the Mongolian dynasty that captured half the known worldSpoiler (click to reveal)Khaaaaan!
Agricola-style farm-building game set in Southeast AsiaSpoiler (click to reveal)Good Morning, Vietnam!
In the expansion, zombie hordes completely overrun Vietnam and need to be ruthlessly exterminatedSpoiler (click to reveal)I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning
Reprint of the press-your-luck game Pass the PigsSpoiler (click to reveal)That’ll Do, Pig. That’ll Do
New scenario for Betrayal at House on the Hill, where the traitor tries to cannibalize the other playersSpoiler (click to reveal)I Ate His Liver
There are two more scenarios it comes with:andSpoiler (click to reveal)Fava BeansSpoiler (click to reveal)A Nice Chianti
Children’s game that teaches the logic of mathematicsSpoiler (click to reveal)To Infinity...and Beyond!
Children’s game that teaches good parenting skillsSpoiler (click to reveal)Nobody Puts Baby In a Corner
Fast-paced pick-up-and-deliver game set on the high seas.Spoiler (click to reveal)You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
Players try to run a busy deli while putting up with distractions from the customers.Spoiler (click to reveal)I’ll Have What She’s Having
Are there any other movie catchphrases you think would inspire a board game? Let us know in the Comments!
If you like my sense of humor, check out my previous 'Humor Us' post: Introducing Adult Swim Fluxx.
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Someone on Reddit's /r/boardgames subgroup – who goes by the GoT-sounding username littleturd – asked, “What disclaimers do you wish you could add to a game to warn people before they buy it?”
Predictably -- and happily -- the suggestions quickly veered into Silly territory. After all, a good Disclaimer deftly combines a portion of humor with a portion of truth…
I waded through all 400 responses on the thread and picked out the funniest 21.
Here are my 3 favorite Board Game Disclaimers:
Cards Against Humanity: You'll enjoy this game less and less every time you play it. (submitted by chipbloch)
Diplomacy: Shovels and body bags not included. (submitted by lurker69)
On all cooperative games: May cause others to realize you are a narcissistic control freak. (submitted by MashRoomBog)
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This article was originally posted on BoardGamersAnonymous on July 11, 2014.
NEWS ITEM: Looney Labs recently partnered with Cartoon Network to create new iterations of the popular card game Fluxx, drawing on CN’s large corral of popular animated characters and shows.
Polite applause, but I think Looney Labs missed the mark. By going for the kid-friendly properties of Cartoon Network, they missed the chance to layer CN’s Adult Swim lineup on top of their chaotically popular card game.
Let me show you what I mean...
(NOTE: If you don't know all these characters very well, you can learn about the various Adult Swim programs and characters through this great Wikipedia page.)
NEW RULE cards
The Brak Show
Current Player must mumble incoherently on a matter of great urgency, or draw 4 cards
Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Current Player must comment lecherously on how each card’s artwork looks like Japanese porn, or draw 4 cards
Every time a Robot Chicken card is played, Current Player must mock Seth Green’s pathetic attempts to be culturally relevant, or draw 4 cards
Player is sued by Robert Zemeckis for copyright infringement. Discard this Keeper.
Marco (SeaLab 2021)
Per the Affirmative Action in Animation Act, Marco is worth two Keepers.
Play this Keeper face down. Tell the players it allows you to discard and win. When they object, set fire to the draw pile.
GOAL cards (You win if you have both Keepers...)
Set MLK Spinning in His Grave
Black Dynamite & Uncle Ruckus
Meet the Megalomaniacs!
The Monarch & Captain Murphy
Break the Space/Time Continuum
Molotov Cocktease & Moral Orel
Introduce the next player while doing your worst Buzz Lightyear impression.
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
Subpoena another player’s Keeper, who is then put into Witness Protection and promptly killed. Discard that Keeper.
Silently kill the players on either side of you; then light up a smoke & bask in the glow of a job well done.
Did we miss any of your favorite Adult Swim characters? Let us know in the Comments and we'll create a Fluxx card for them!
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It’s all about the title. To get your attention, all I needed were the words, "Top Ten." Lists are the Internet's Catnip.
(This article was originally posted to the Board Gamers Anonymous website on July 4, 2014.
But there's another reason why there are so many lists. When a Writer is blocked, first thing he says is, ‘What can I make a list out of?’ Creating the title is the hardest thing about making a list. After that, the items on the list practically write themselves. That’s why you see so many.
This started long before Letterman. I mean, just who decided that the number should be 10? It’s the tyranny of the Base-Tenites! (I call them Los Decimalos!)
In truth, shorter is always better. So why not list 8? Or, 5? Or, supporting the Binary brotherhood, just list two. Give people a simple choice!
Now, I’m not talking about “recommendations;” they’re a different breed. For example, BGA has 4 contributors, and on any given topic we each make a suggestion.
We don't need to list 10. Recommendations should be well-thought out choices. Lists are just items you throw at a wall to see what sticks.
Anarchist that I am, this--the only Top Ten list I’m ever going write--is being published without numerical rankings. You can decide for yourselves which one should be #1….
Top Ten Reasons to Ignore Top Ten Lists
(With apologies to the Dice Tower Network, that online Moses descending from the mountain on a bi-weekly basis with two tablets of board game goodness.)
Top Ten Games I Actually Haven’t Played Yet But I'm Putting On This List Because They Have a High Ranking on Board Game Geek
I've been guilty of confidently talking about a game I haven't played yet. Believe me, I'm not the only one who does this...
Top Ten Ways to Make Money in Real Estate
Yeah, I was suckered in by this one, too.
They’re just tips for winning at Monopoly…
Top Ten Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Tips for Winning Love Letter
Play Guard & Guess Princess.
Play another Guard & Guess Princess.
Top Ten Die Results
1 and 20 top the list, obviously
Surprisingly, 9 ranks pretty high, too.
Top Ten Tips for Harvesting More Wheat
It doesn’t matter which game we’re talking about.
They all have wheat…
Top Ten Monopoly Pieces
People seem to really care about this topic.
Maybe I’m the one who’s wrong about lists...
Top Ten Games with the Word “Game” in the Title
It’s a Retro thing.… Milton Bradley & Parker Brothers always used the formula, “The … Game,” in their titles. We don't see it much nowadays.
So, how about … The Game of Thrones Game…?
Top Ten Top Ten Lists
Did I already say that one?
You’ll often see items repeated just to make a point,
...or to check if you’re still paying attention.
Top Ten Games to Play in the Nude
Contrary to popular opinion, Dungeons & Dragons is not #1…
If you made it this far, thank you! And tell us what you think is the most unnecessary Top Ten list you’ve ever seen. I’ll publish your observations in a future post.
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The brainchild of Clif Dickens, humor website Honest Slogans (http://honestslogans.com/) shows how products would advertise themselves if honesty ruled every company's Marketing Department.
Some of my recent favorite satires include Comcast, Bic pens and Trader Joe's. But, of course, my new favorite is the card game we've all come to love... to hate... Cards Against Humanity.
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The following article originally appeared on the BGA website on 6/27/14.
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Glamour magazine must still be ticked at Cosmopolitan for stealing its mojo back when the Sexual Revolution was heating up. For years now, it seems their writers have been competing with Cosmo in penning the most banal sex columns possible.
Along comes one Gena Kaufman – in whose bio you’ll actually find the phrase “when your love life hands you lemons...” – with an article entitled “How to Make Playing Board Games Sexier.”
You don’t need to jump to the last paragraph to find out how this all ends. I’ll tell you now: This girl never talked to anyone who plays board games with any frequency.
Now, if she had asked me...
Here's Gena’s first suggestion:Quote:Follow her advice and you’ll lose a piece of your sanity every time you haul this ancient piece of cardboard out of the closet.
Play the “strip” version … (for example) Lose a piece of clothing every time you pass Go in Monopoly.
You want a “strip” version you’ll really enjoy? I’ve got three words for you: Strip Love Letter...
The writer doesn’t quit there. In fact, she ups the ante:Quote:Or, just play naked. ... It’s uncertain how long the game will last this way....Okay, on an practical level, I think this could work with an RPG like Dungeons & Dragons.
Dungeon Master to Explorers: “Tiny flesh-eating maggots crawl under your armor. You must quickly strip off all your clothing or be consumed alive!”
Well, Gena was wrong on that one: it’s pretty certain how long D&D would last this way... And DMs, if any adventurers retch at the sight of their fellow players naked, dock them 10 Hit Points....
The naive naif’s next suggestion:Quote:Make sexy stakes. First person to 200 points gets a massage. Every time you score a point, the other person has to give you a kiss.Um...let’s say you’re playing a typical Stefan Feld “point salad” game. Play will be stopped for a couple massages before you’re halfway through the game. And, thanks to Feld, your lips will likely be chapped raw before the 2nd round.Quote:Play an actual dirty game. Google “sexy board games” and about a zillion come up.Okay, I did look up “sexy games” on Board Game Geek, and this Geeklist came up, “Big Flashy Sexy Games.”
I looked down the page…. Star Wars: The Queen’s Gambit; War of the Ring Collector’s Edition; Tzolk’in: The Mayan Calendar. I was getting positively tumescent just reading that list….
Well, Gena was right about that one….Quote:You try sitting a typical hormone-fueled young couple down around a table and they’ll barely be focused enough to spell C-A-T or D-O-G.
Or, invent a dirty version of a regular game. Scrabble with only sexy words...
Now, when experienced Scrabble players get frisky, a ‘sexy word’ to them is anything they can score with both an X and a Y…Quote:Get physical. Play a game that involves a little movement.... Jenga for example, can involve a lot of bending over (not to mention adrenaline-pumping tension)…I’m trying to picture this, but all I keep seeing is Aunt Beatrice bending over in her powder blue stretch pants... uuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh…..
This mental image didn’t pump any adrenaline, but it did pump my stomach....
I’m going to give courting couples one simple suggestion for a sexy Board Game Date: Invite a geek to chaperone you. And while he’s spending 45 minutes pondering his next turn in Catan, the two of you can get hot and heavy without him ever noticing...
Do you have any other ideas for making tabletop gaming sexier? Serious or silly, we’d love to hear them!
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