From the original Quelf website:
Born in the suburbs of New Jersey in 1971, our hero began crafting his skill at the age of 2 drawing murals of cartoon characters on the walls throughout his house. The parental authorities were not pleased but supportive of his talents.
Many years later Matt attended the Kubert School of Illustration and Animation where he learned page layout and traditional cell animation.
Set out upon the world in 1991, our hero battled the corporate entities taking a mission in a cubicle where he learned the ins and outs of computers and their programs. Photoshop, illustrator, Quark, Pagemaker, Dreamweaver and Flash.
Years later he was able to flee his corporate dwellings to a remote location in New Jersey. This is where he resides working as a freelancer for notable clients such as Golden Books, Comedy Central, Nabisco, ITXC, Journey Shoes and of course Wiggity Bang Games.
Matt likes Kraft cheese slices, toy robots, video games, collecting DVD's and playing with his girlfriend and two children. he is not flammable and is quite harmless with the right amount of water and sunlight.